The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 3)

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The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 3)

Post by Bragallot » Fri May 24, 2013 10:08 am

Third Army (theblackdog)

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First of, here's some sheep from Ireland I had to dig through to find my own pictures. Notice the FBI's awesome photography skills.

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The Schattenläufer blasts a Manly Men and misses a space pirate. Notice how I inherited those skills.

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He fires the dreaded plasma cannon again!

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Valeera looks on as two of her final remaining buddies are splattered to the four winds.

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If you look closely you can see everyone and the turret combining fire on the gatling walker.

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Though only by one point of damage, it is destroyed outright, though the damage was minimal enough for the pilot to survive.

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Myrna mounts her Hound speederbike. "Fuck the Immortals. Fuck the Immortal Palace. Fuck the Emperor."

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"Surprise Motherfucka!"

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The All-Rounders are tough bastards and neither her blasters nor her beamsabre kill any of them. Even when she rams her speeder into one's stomach the cyborg survives.

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Most do badly, but plowthrough damage from the machine laser kills a Brittanian heavy, the berserker and demolitions expert :shock:

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The others get into cover, poised to strike...

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The Hyena's head is blasted off for 1 SP of damage.

Space Pirates - piltogg

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Valeera picks up Pedoctor's medikit. 'Keep away from children.' it reads.

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She puts the medikit in her secret place and together with the last pirate dives into the water, which gives them a bit of cover.

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Valeera calls out to the deep. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

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Critical success! Crocodile Dundee arrives with two crocodiles and a peach pirate in tow. They confiscate some of the fallen Manly Men's equipment while they're at it.

Commandos - Apollyon

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The flamer pushes his way through the debris and corpses and fires his flamethrower, hoping to smoke the jaegers in the bunker out.

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The flames are not devastating enough to kill them, but at least keep the Jaegers away from the wall.

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The others follow suit. The riot trooper shoots Myrna in the face, but she shrugs it off. The assassin then lines up a shot...

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A perfect shot takes down a heavy.

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The psi trooper challenges der Kaiser to a battle of minds.

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Der Kaiser's mind proves to be stronger though, and the psi trooper is immobilized for a round.

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The sniper is the only one in the redoubt who is in range, and she fires a response shot...

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A headshot takes care of the assassin.

Inquistadores - Zupponn

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Battered but not broken, the Inquistadores send their reinforcements into the fray. A Jackal mech riding a Tigre tank like a skateboard, no less.

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The Tigre drives the Jackal over to the redoubt, where it bounces off the Hyena to jump to the top of the redoubt :byzero:

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With its autocannon and autolaser firing simultaneously, the Jackal decimates the Wolves on top of the redoubt, all except one.

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The Jackal lets out a defying roar as it scales the redoubt. Even when he's grabbed and slowly being crushed the Wolf gets a shot off, but to little avail; the armour is just too tough.

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Meanwhile the Tigre fires all of its weapons simultaneously at the gate, blowing apart another militia and flinging the lieutenant away.

"RETURN FIRE!"

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"Wait!"

Angelica arrives with two of her sex slaves- err bodyguards and tries to strike a sexy pose to stop the defenders from returning fire.

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It crit fails, meaning the tank will have to live through two volleys.

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The combined fire is too much for the light tank to digest.

Brittanian League - Silverdream

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"I meant to do that!"

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"Goodbye, weapon of greatness, thou hath brought me much pleasure."

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The beamsabre explodes, knocking the turret off its tower!

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"See!?"

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The All-Rounders rush upon der Kaiser.

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... but that's what his guards were waiting for! The Himmelsjäger and last special agent leap into action.

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"For fuck's sake man, that was a headshot."

"You think I wear this stupid helmet for fun?"

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"Well what about THIS?"

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"Nu-uh."

" :fu: "

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"I see your critical failure, and raise you one cricket bat."

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*thump*

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Himmelsjäger are protected by the finest armour in the Empire, and don't go down easily.

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The Farce helps them to make up for the All-Rounders' cybernetic enhancements.

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Hits are exchanged in the evenly-matched combat, but so far no one goes down...

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"Kaiser, get inside!"

"You think I can't handle myself?"

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Even when der Kaiser attacks, the All-Rounder stands its ground, defensive rolls getting the better off attack rolls for now...

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The rocketeers use the distraction to fly up into the bunker.

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One crit-fails, so the psychobot survives for now, but he doesn't really have anywhere to go.

Colonial Militia - Scratch

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Johnny Blitzkrieg goes all Indy on Serena, kicking her shield away.

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She strikes, but he dodges and grabs both her wrists...

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Forcing her arms around, Johnny Blitzkrieg impales Serena on her own sword.

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Sharane meanwhile is in a bit of a pinch too, taking a shoulder bash from the Engel which will knock her into the water.

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She also takes a shot to the face, but is somehow tough enough to stomach it.

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The Engel pilot gets unlucky as Valeera rear attacks her, almost cutting off her head (-1 SP).

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The militia surge forth from the barracks and try to shoot Sharane, but the bullets once again don't seem able to penetrate her skin.

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Lots of people are trying to kill Sharane. This trooper doesn't get lucky either.

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The SMG's are being a little bit underwhelming really.

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Militia, you can ask them to combined fire annihilate a tank, but once the targets get a little smaller, don't expect much...

Immortals - heavyfishcannon

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Sharane Farce-leaps out of the water and rams her powerblade into the Engel's faceplate, not destroying the suit, but rather killing the pilot inside.

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As the Engel collapses Valeera jumps off its shoulder, and suddenly, the two champions find themselves face to face ...

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While the women are doing all the fighting, the Terrorkhan dick around and shoot the gate. The structure isn't all that impressed.

Manly Men - lawmaster

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I don't believe I've received lawmaster's orders, so we'll just have to settle for watching Manly Santa and Psychodad return to the field. Suffice to say they must've suffered some delays while traveling with the elves.

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Damage:

Psycho Dad: 1/2 HP
Sharane 2/3 HP
Hyena: 1/3 SP
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 3) Under construction

Post by Apollyon » Fri May 24, 2013 10:14 am

Cool! Looking forward to it.
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 3)

Post by Bragallot » Mon May 27, 2013 10:38 am

Three turns added, three more will follow. This is turning into quite a hefty round.
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 3)

Post by Theblackdog » Mon May 27, 2013 1:45 pm

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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 3)

Post by Silverdream » Mon May 27, 2013 2:03 pm

Damnit, my plan's success was centered around the gatling walker.
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 3)

Post by piltogg » Mon May 27, 2013 6:05 pm

WOOO!! not dead yet!

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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 3)

Post by Kalvinator » Mon May 27, 2013 11:55 pm

Awesome battle so far!
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 3)

Post by Zupponn » Tue May 28, 2013 3:07 pm

Haha! I've finally done something useful!
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 3) Send your orders!

Post by Bragallot » Wed May 29, 2013 11:47 am

Round finished! That was intense.
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 3) Send your orders!

Post by lawmaster » Wed May 29, 2013 2:22 pm

:why: But I sent in awesome orders.....
You are faced with door what do you do
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wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*

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