played by Silverdream
The town's mayor is terrible bored. Nothing ever happens here.
He takes one of the OTCs decorating his office...
...only to realize the closet is not a microwave oven. He now has some money and gold in his hands but is still bored.
The gothic couple living in the black house open a chest.
They find a knife and a blaster. An arguments ensues which is better: to hurt yourself (that's what he says) or
to hurt others (that's what she says).
In the small yellow house by the road the explorer examines his chest. "Yes, it looks genuinely antique. How fascinating!"
Meanhile on the town hall's first floor the town clerks decide to have lunch.
There are only apples for two of the clerks. The third is pretty pissed about that. You cannot eat a sextant!
The patron in the McDonald's adresses the peach guest: "Did you hear about The Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010
I hear it took place in a McDonald's, lol."
The peach gets upset and calls his peach friends. Unfortunately, he is the only peach to be found in and around Briktopia.
The chef reviews his stuff. "Buns, check! Frying pan, check!, Mustard, check!, Head Separator, check!"
"Hey Cagney, hop on! Let's harrass some people for the sake of it!" - "Sure thing!"
If you're not into metal you're not my friend.