Blueprints Turn 1

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Blueprints Turn 1

Postby Apollyon » Wed May 29, 2013 10:34 am

Civilians played by Silverdream

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The town's mayor is terrible bored. Nothing ever happens here.

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He takes one of the OTCs decorating his office...

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...only to realize the closet is not a microwave oven. He now has some money and gold in his hands but is still bored.

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The gothic couple living in the black house open a chest.

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They find a knife and a blaster. An arguments ensues which is better: to hurt yourself (that's what he says) or
to hurt others (that's what she says).

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In the small yellow house by the road the explorer examines his chest. "Yes, it looks genuinely antique. How fascinating!"

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Meanhile on the town hall's first floor the town clerks decide to have lunch.

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There are only apples for two of the clerks. The third is pretty pissed about that. You cannot eat a sextant!

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The patron in the McDonald's adresses the peach guest: "Did you hear about The Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010?
I hear it took place in a McDonald's, lol."

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The peach gets upset and calls his peach friends. Unfortunately, he is the only peach to be found in and around Briktopia.

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The chef reviews his stuff. "Buns, check! Frying pan, check!, Mustard, check!, Head Separator, check!"

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"Hey Cagney, hop on! Let's harrass some people for the sake of it!" - "Sure thing!"
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Re: Blueprints Turn 1

Postby Apollyon » Wed May 29, 2013 10:36 am

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The drive up towards the halfpipe. "Hello Miss, you are hereby arrested for a... secondary inspection".

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"I will have none of that!"
The Rollerderby Girl manhandles the police officer until he is cuffed, grabs his gun, shoots at the nearby Briktopians
to show she means business, even hits one - but does not near enough damage. Still she made her point.
In the background officer Lacey gets beaten up by her teenage friends. (feat successful)

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"I hope this will teach you to be better police officers!" Disarmed and bruises she officers scramble back to their car.

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The green biker puts on a show for the Briktopians.

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And rides off down the road.

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Mischief in his mind the guy in the park looks into the town hall.

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With pleasure he devours his apple. Now the hungry townclerk is really furious!

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The hazmat guy releases SCP 018 to start the experiment.

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It drops into the pool. Hmmm...

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Two gentlemen...

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...enter the town hall.

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And a woman enters he small blue house.

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The construction workers drop their tools and declare the Revolution of the Proletariat. One of them kinda freaks out contemplating the implications of that.
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Re: Blueprints Turn 1

Postby Apollyon » Wed May 29, 2013 10:37 am

Briktopians played by Kalvinator

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The Jaguar lets off a burst at the civilian car's driver killing him easily. However the weapon jams and needs to be reloaded next turn.

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It drives further down the road while the troops follow it as best as they can.

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The Avenger spam shoots the town hall with its main gun ripping a large hole into the wall.

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The gentleman who had just entered from this side gets simply splattered by debris and a town clerk is disrupted.

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The Avenger moves down the road to the right. Infantry advances, three of them damage the civilian car parked next to the blue building.

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The helicopter also moves forward prepared for response fire.
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Re: Blueprints Turn 1

Postby Apollyon » Wed May 29, 2013 10:39 am

Dr. Braghardt and the KKKK played by Piltogg

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The blue DSM descend from the bridge.

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"Oh why, hello Sir!" - "We need all your stuff."

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The adventurer never stood a chance. The DSM loot moar guns.

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Alarmed by the Briktopian attack Dr. Hans Braghardt dons his armor.
"White! Get into ze ship." - "Jawohl, Herr Doktor!"

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He heads for the workshop of his lab. "I wonder iv i can improve dis DSM handgun..."

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"Now dis is what i call a wunderwaffe! You two, follow me!" (feat successful, Dr. Braghardt now wields a heroic weapon)

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Black and White stop working on the AC's head and descend from the contruction tower.

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Red squad grab propane canisters and head for their parked vehicle.

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It's a bit cramped but they all fit inside.

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They exit the base. The Jaguar is just out of range of the vehicles guns.

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Blue squad leaves the base as well.

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They take cover as good as they can. So much about the Revolution.

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Blue takes a look in the shed next to the base entrance and discovers a bunch of burned Fleebnorks.

End of turn

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That was fun to play! Keep up this good work on the orders. You can now send those for turn 2 which will be played saturday/sunday.
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Re: Blueprints Turn 1

Postby Bragallot » Wed May 29, 2013 11:51 am

Apollyon, stahp. You're making everyone else look bad.
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Re: Blueprints Turn 1

Postby Theblackdog » Wed May 29, 2013 1:08 pm

So when and how do reinforcements arrive?
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Re: Blueprints Turn 1

Postby Bragallot » Wed May 29, 2013 1:13 pm

Braghardt will get some Prussian reinforcements that will simply fly in from above in a minifig-scale Mastercutor, riiiiiight...?
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Re: Blueprints Turn 1

Postby Silverdream » Wed May 29, 2013 1:41 pm

Braghardt hates the proletariat, it is official.
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Re: Blueprints Turn 1

Postby Zupponn » Wed May 29, 2013 5:43 pm

I love how all the DSM vehicles are rainbow. It just seems so fitting.
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Re: Blueprints Turn 1

Postby Apollyon » Wed May 29, 2013 6:06 pm

I planned reinforcements to arrive at the end of turn 2 or turn 3. Depends on how many casualities there are... no really, they need room for deployment!

Prussians? Mastercutor? Uhm, let's say the DSM have a lot of old friends, k?
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Re: Blueprints Turn 1

Postby Apollyon » Fri May 31, 2013 6:23 am

Silverdream, i need your orders please.
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Re: Blueprints Turn 1

Postby Silverdream » Fri May 31, 2013 10:44 am

It looks like my PM was eaten. Sorry about that.
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Re: Blueprints Turn 1

Postby Bragallot » Fri May 31, 2013 1:17 pm

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