Turn 1Dr. HMG- Quantumsurfer
HMG opens fire on Señor Sinister and his bodyguard. The bodyguard redshirts for Sinister and dies as a result.Lara Craft- Wingnut
Noticing the snipers on the roof of the temple, Lara jumps into action. She guns down one sniper and takes his rifle.Dr. Weathersby- Lawmaster
Dr. Weathersby shoots Sinister, but doesn't do enough damage to injure him.
He then grabs cover behind the beer keg, taking a pull in the process.Nathan Jake- Heavyfishcannon
Nate uses his assault rifle to take out the jeep driver and another mercenary. He then takes cover behind the palm tree.The Most Interesting Man in the World- Kalvinator
The Dos Briquis guy takes a swing at Sinister and misses. He redeems himself by headshotting the jeep gunner.John Connery- Apollyon
John Connery fires his shotgun, killing the mercenary captain.
He then rips his shirt off and draws his swords, intimidating the rest of the mercenaries. They have a -1 skill penalty for the rest of the turn.Workers-NPC
One worker climbs up the ladder and kills the other sniper with his shovel.
Another grabs John Connery's discarded shotgun and takes out another mercenary. The rest of the workers run towards the action.Mercenaries- NPC
These two mercenaries kill a worker and injure John Connery (-1hp).
Two other mercenaries also shoot at John Connery, but one misses and the other doesn't do enough damage.
Sinister shoots the Dos Briquis guy, but doesn't hurt him.
This mercenary tries to shoot the Dos Briquis guy, but shoots Sinister in the back instead (-2hp).
Overview:Turn 2Lara Craft-Wingnut
Lara tries to get to the jeep, trampolining off of the tent in the process, but doesn't quite make it.John Connery- Apollyon
John Connery swings his claymore at all three mercenaries, killing one. John Connery then stabs the last mercenary in the groin, because he doesn't fight fair. The mercenary just barely survives the 20 damage from the two attacks.Dr. Weathersby- Lawmaster
Dr. Weathersby gets in the turret and fires on the mercenaries in front of him, killing one.Dr. HMG- Quantumsurfer
Dr. HMG opens up on Sinister and a mercenary. Sinister is saved by his defense roll, but the mercenary isn't.Nathan Jake- Heavyfishcannon
Nate runs up and slams Sinister headfirst into the jeep, killing him. Mercenaries- NPC
After seeing their boss taken out, their chances of being paid with him and noticing the increasingly lopsided odds, the remaining two mercenaries decide now would be a good time to run like hell. The one should have known better to turn his back on John Connery however, as this turns out to be fatal. The other survives to fight another day.
With the mercenaries taken care of, the adventurers decide to open up the temple.
One worker notices a chest and goes over to open it.
only to have the floor collapse into a spike pit!
"Well he got shafted!" Nate quips.
The Dos Briquis guy inserts the key into the door, revealing the entrance to the Temple of Boom...
Overview of Part I:
The party will now move to the first room of the temple in part II. I'll post an overview of the next area when I build it. If anybody wants to bring any other items from this area, let me know.