How to take a girl out as friends

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How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Colette » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:56 pm

Well dilanski you asked for it so I'll ask for some advice.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Silverdream » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:49 am

6. Find mutual interest, do thing relevant to mutual interest.
7. Ask to hang out, possibly with a mutual friend.
8. Put your finger behind her knee and firmly press the area. Then tell her that that's all she's ever gonna get from you. You just want to be friends, right?

Alternatively, you could always just follow her home while making small talk. She'll want to be polite, but if you're aggressive enough you just might find out where she lives.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:44 am

When I saw there were new posts in the Advice forum I thought to myself, "I wonder when we'll get our first How Do I Talk To Girl thread?" And here we go.

How do you take boys out as friends? That method is usually a good starting point.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby samuelzz10 » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:41 am

Just be her friend in school, or wherever you meet on a regular basis. Then ask if she wants to hang out. Think of it as being friends with a guy, and then do basically the same thing. The main thing to do is remain calm, and don't act like you want to shove your tallywakker into her pussy.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Natalya » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:42 am

I only go out with girls who I don't want to be just friends with.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby stubby » Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:03 pm

Natalya wrote:I only go out with girls who I don't want to be just friends with.

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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:04 pm

stubby wrote:
Natalya wrote:I only go out with girls who I don't want to be just friends with.

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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby stubby » Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:09 pm

It's cute when high school kids think that "just friends" is a real thing that two people can be.

The trick is that you have to defeat her using only high or low kicks, and then hit the special button combination for your character.

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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Kalvinator » Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:30 pm

Just talk to here normally dude. But, if you're asking them if they want to see a movie or something in a platonic friend way, then get a group going, and invite her along with a few other girls, making it seem..as it is, just a fun group outing. Or if it has to/ you want it to be just you two either A. Be direct and say you only want to do it as friends/ say you're not looking for relationship. or B. Just go with it and make it seem like not a big deal. Or you know, your subconscious actually wants to be more then friends and you're just ignoring it.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Colette » Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:32 pm

Well it turns out she's taking an extended vacation over the summer so the point is kind of moot.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:18 pm

Well you know what that means don't you?

You need more women, so my advice is to be bitching. Being bitching gets bitches.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Silverdream » Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:30 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:Well you know what that means don't you?

You need more women, so my advice is to be bitching. Being bitching gets bitches.


This is true, but Colette should remember to not be bitchy.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Kalvinator » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:06 pm

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So yeah, give her a tugboat.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Natalya » Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:05 pm

Don't worry, there are other girls out there. Just don't let them know you go by Colette on a table-top gaming forum. Unless they're into gender play. Then you can go crazy.

But uhh really why would you want to go out with them in a 'just friends' manner? I thought the friendzone was something guys tried really hard to avoid. I mean, there can be relationships between men and women which have nothing to do with sex, but most people don't have a good appreciation for how that can happen because our cultural norms foster an antagonistic relationship between the sexes from an early age. My MO has been to just hang out with women as a result, instead of trying to navigate friendships with dudes because like I'm gay anyway so I'm not even attracted to them plus they generally bore me, no offense.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Silverdream » Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:24 pm

Natalya wrote:But uhh really why would you want to go out with them in a 'just friends' manner?


-Depression
-Loneliness
-Social Anxiety
-Queerness
-Biological Relation
-Girl is under 16
-Aromantic Asexuality
-Self consciousness
-She's in a serious relationship with your best friend
-Feminist Propaganda
-You're really not attracted to her and you want to friendzone her
-White Knight Syndrome
-Because you are in like with her but she's not in like with you but you still want to hang out with her in "just friends" situations because you really like her and you're also trying to make her like you even though she's trying to be nice but you don't get that


Also, your sexism is hurtful.
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