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Tzan's Threads

Postby Natalya » Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:52 pm

If Tzan starts a thread, make your replies be haiku.
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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby Tzan » Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:46 pm

What?
I hardly ever start threads worth responding to anyway.
I suppose this would keep the trolling to a limited number of consecutive swear words.
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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Jun 18, 2013 1:35 am

Calm your tits
Its only Tzan
So fail at making haikus
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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby Silverdream » Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:33 am

Tzan is an old guy
He has an old phone with cords
And he knows morse code.
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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby Tzan » Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:45 pm

Did I ever tell you the story about how I helped a guy because of morse code?

Well, it was about 6am, I was in bed, then I heard a banging.
It took a minute till I figured it was reoccurring as a sequence.

It translated to 3 dots then three dashes, SOS.

It was coming from the apartment below mine.
So I got out of bed, put some clothes on and went down one floor.
I knew who lived there, a really old guy who could barely walk.
The door was unlocked, I knocked and asked if he was ok, he said Help!

He was laying on the floor in the bathroom and couldnt get up, just like the tv commercial.
I asked if he wanted an ambulance, he said no, just help him get up.
So I hooked my arms under his shoulders and heaved him up, not at all easy.
Lucky he was lighter than me.

Then that was it. He was just stuck on his back like a turtle.
He was banging on the side of the cabinet with the sink.

He told me he had fallen at about 12 midnight, but didnt want to bother anyone.
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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby Natalya » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:40 pm

That's actually a pretty cool story.

@Everyone else:
This isn't one of Tzan's threads so haiku are not necessary here.
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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby Zupponn » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:55 am

Tzan wrote:Did I ever tell you the story about how I helped a guy because of morse code?

Well, it was about 6am, I was in bed, then I heard a banging.
It took a minute till I figured it was reoccurring as a sequence.

It translated to 3 dots then three dashes, SOS.

It was coming from the apartment below mine.
So I got out of bed, put some clothes on and went down one floor.
I knew who lived there, a really old guy who could barely walk.
The door was unlocked, I knocked and asked if he was ok, he said Help!

He was laying on the floor in the bathroom and couldnt get up, just like the tv commercial.
I asked if he wanted an ambulance, he said no, just help him get up.
So I hooked my arms under his shoulders and heaved him up, not at all easy.
Lucky he was lighter than me.

Then that was it. He was just stuck on his back like a turtle.
He was banging on the side of the cabinet with the sink.

He told me he had fallen at about 12 midnight, but didnt want to bother anyone.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby Tzan » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:37 am

... and then a dinosaur, who was holding a tank in each hand, parachuted onto the roof and asked, in German, "Where is the library?".
He then started shooting up the area using the tanks like pistols, pew pew!
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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby Apollyon » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:52 am

Tzan wrote:... and then a dinosaur, who was holding a tank in each hand, parachuted onto the roof and asked, "Wo ist die Bibliothek?".
He then started shooting up the area using the tanks like pistols, pew pew!


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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby Tzan » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:16 am

Thanks
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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby Natalya » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:20 pm

:wtc:
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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby BrickSyd » Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:30 pm

And what if you make a thread?

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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby Natalya » Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:41 pm

I can't really stop you from messing with my threads.
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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby GeneralOfDeath » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:43 pm

Tzan wrote:Did I ever tell you the story about how I helped a guy because of morse code?

Well, it was about 6am, I was in bed, then I heard a banging.
It took a minute till I figured it was reoccurring as a sequence.

It translated to 3 dots then three dashes, SOS.

It was coming from the apartment below mine.
So I got out of bed, put some clothes on and went down one floor.
I knew who lived there, a really old guy who could barely walk.
The door was unlocked, I knocked and asked if he was ok, he said Help!

He was laying on the floor in the bathroom and couldnt get up, just like the tv commercial.
I asked if he wanted an ambulance, he said no, just help him get up.
So I hooked my arms under his shoulders and heaved him up, not at all easy.
Lucky he was lighter than me.

Then that was it. He was just stuck on his back like a turtle.
He was banging on the side of the cabinet with the sink.

He told me he had fallen at about 12 midnight, but didnt want to bother anyone.


:rtfm: That's only two letters, S and O. You need another three dots afterwards to get SOS. Combined with the repetition, you would have dot dot dot (pause) dash dash dash (pause) dot dot dot (pause pause pause) dot dot dot (pause) dash dash dash (pause) dot dot dot (pause pause pause), etc.
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Re: Tzan's Threads

Postby Tzan » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:01 pm

Yes I know, I was just keeping it short so that I didnt put Zupponn to sleep, oops.
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