Liberation Day Part III: The Sky is Falling

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Liberation Day Part III: The Sky is Falling

Postby Theblackdog » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:18 pm

Just after the start of The Battle of Beige Fields...
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As Chrome's shuttle closes in on Admiral Blackdog's command ship, his instruments warn him that the ship's defensive weapons have locked onto his craft.
Chrome:"We're being targeted.  Brace for evasive maneuvers."

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A hail of laser fire streaks past the Hr-36, but Chrome is a Deadly SpaceMan.  With no regard for his passengers, he twists through volley after volley of flak and energy.  

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But as he gets closer to the command ship, even his DSM reflexes cannot keep up with the barrage.  
Chrome: "We've been hit.  All troops, eject."

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"Shut down your suit systems and hide behind smaller chunks of wreckage."
Jump Commando: "Sir, we won't survive more than two minutes with the life support shut down--"
Chrome: "Then hold your breath.  If you give us away, I'll kill you myself."

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Britannian Crewman: "Admiral, the contact has been destroyed.  We're continuing to engage debris.  Some of it will reach the hull, but we anticipate no significant damage."
Admiral Blackdog: "Why would they attack us with a single shuttle?  Unless... All Marine squads, report to the airlocks immediately!  We may have boarders incoming!"

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*BOOM*
Blackdog: "Okay, make that 'definitely'.  They're headed for the bridge.  Crew, get ready-"

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Chrome: "Sweep the bridge.  No survivors!"

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Blackdog: "You missed!"
Chrome: "Did I?"

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Blackdog: "The window?  Oh, bugger-"

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Chrome quickly accesses the captain's console, and programs a new course.

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The ship rotates until it faces towards the planet's surface, and begins to accelerate.

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Meanwhile, President Bob takes his phone call...
Chrome: "Mission complete, Mr. President.  Impact is in five minutes; I suggest you evacuate."
Bob: "Great.  I'll pass that along."

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Bob: "All Army units, this is the President.  Disengage immediately and escape the battlefield in any direction you can.  I repeat, disengage immediately.  C-in-C out."
Secretary of Offense: "Sir, as your secretary of offense I must advise you not to-"
Bob: "The Britannian command ship is going to land here in about five minutes.  It is not going to be a very smooth landing.  If you want to stay, go right ahead."

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Secretary of Offense: "Well, I guess it could have gone worse."

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[21:30:33] Scritch: you can put it in theblackdog

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Re: Liberation Day Part III: The Sky is Falling

Postby Scribonius » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:54 pm

All Hail Bob the Unbuilder! Another master plan comes to fruition! :D:D
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Re: Liberation Day Part III: The Sky is Falling

Postby Kalvinator » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:03 am

Bob the Unbuilder- Master of Destruction- ALL HAIL!
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Re: Liberation Day Part III: The Sky is Falling

Postby Zupponn » Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:21 am

Admiral Blackdog will be back for revenge...
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Re: Liberation Day Part III: The Sky is Falling

Postby Silverdream » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:44 am

Zupponn wrote:Admiral Blackdog will be back for revenge...


Always bet on black.
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Re: Liberation Day Part III: The Sky is Falling

Postby Kalvinator » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:48 pm

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He'll be black...I mean back..
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Re: Liberation Day Part III: The Sky is Falling

Postby Bragallot » Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:15 pm

That's how you deal with your enemies. You blast them into space.

I also like that guy that was like 'hey a spaceship is going to crash down here... No we totally got to stay, I want to see this.'
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Re: Liberation Day Part III: The Sky is Falling

Postby BrickSyd » Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:27 pm

:omnom: :guinness:
Bob the Unbuilder fleet is awesome. Very nice build.
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Re: Liberation Day Part III: The Sky is Falling

Postby alphafalcon541 » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:05 am

Love this story nice job. Also great ship why haven't I seen it before. (goes of to browse forums)
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