Brikwars-related inside jokes and the stories behind them
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in one brikwar I used a flame thrower to lit my opponents dino attack trex on fire. then it ran around catching everything on fire. so now when someone has a rampage of destruction, we say "you just pulled a flaming T-rex on me"
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The inside joke in our little groups is probably the Cheeky Walrus.
I kid you not, we have a tank, and it looks like a walrus. it was a tank that I modified (with my friend) and I stuck a cage bar for teeth, two white 1x1 rounds wor the tusks, and it has a windshield for a face.
and it always, ALWAYS has a soda machine hanging on to the back, and a 1x1 flat that does about a 20d20 on explosion, it's pure hilarity.
another inside joke, witch was mentioned in another thread, is its plasma sticky grenade cannon. It took out a whole TWO teams, because it shot a 2d6 plasma grenade onto the side of an imperial dropship, it exploded, killing everyone on board, landed on a building, crushing the supports underneath it, and crushing another few.
Needless to say, that was on the second turn.
and, I had my uber-mech, with the massive railcannon, and it failed epically, it couldnt even HIT that dropship from 2 incehs away, and then the plasma grenade landed, and it was all over.
I kid you not, we have a tank, and it looks like a walrus. it was a tank that I modified (with my friend) and I stuck a cage bar for teeth, two white 1x1 rounds wor the tusks, and it has a windshield for a face.
and it always, ALWAYS has a soda machine hanging on to the back, and a 1x1 flat that does about a 20d20 on explosion, it's pure hilarity.
another inside joke, witch was mentioned in another thread, is its plasma sticky grenade cannon. It took out a whole TWO teams, because it shot a 2d6 plasma grenade onto the side of an imperial dropship, it exploded, killing everyone on board, landed on a building, crushing the supports underneath it, and crushing another few.
Needless to say, that was on the second turn.
and, I had my uber-mech, with the massive railcannon, and it failed epically, it couldnt even HIT that dropship from 2 incehs away, and then the plasma grenade landed, and it was all over.
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Picz? I wanna see the walrus with the soda machine.
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IDK, it has a nasty habit of getting obliterated by people who can't keep their damn hands off of it.
I'll see if it's still intact, and I'll get a camera.
I'll see if it's still intact, and I'll get a camera.
Silverdream wrote:As you can see the majority of sex workers in BC are not only children, but aboriginal children. It's mostly because we treat them like shit.
Well, whenever Darth Maul dies in our BrikWars games, he always falls off a cliff, severed in two at the pantsline.
And ALL glass is bulletproof, and gets to roll 2d6 in its own defense. This is because we had one battle where I sent several minifigs after my opponent's mini-vehicle, all of which were using halberds or other heavy axes, and every time I scored a hit, the glass got a 6 in its own defense and did NOT break. (This was before we learned that inanimate objects don't roll for their own defense.)
Also, when most people Critical Failure at magic, they summon JawJaws. We, on the other hand, like to bring in more exotic creatures, such as Abraham Lincoln and Sigmund Freud, the latter of which also appears whenever a minifig is skewered with a weapon at least 2 and a half inches long, usually while saying, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar". (If that last one is too crude for you guys, I'll delete it from this post.)
And ALL glass is bulletproof, and gets to roll 2d6 in its own defense. This is because we had one battle where I sent several minifigs after my opponent's mini-vehicle, all of which were using halberds or other heavy axes, and every time I scored a hit, the glass got a 6 in its own defense and did NOT break. (This was before we learned that inanimate objects don't roll for their own defense.)
Also, when most people Critical Failure at magic, they summon JawJaws. We, on the other hand, like to bring in more exotic creatures, such as Abraham Lincoln and Sigmund Freud, the latter of which also appears whenever a minifig is skewered with a weapon at least 2 and a half inches long, usually while saying, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar". (If that last one is too crude for you guys, I'll delete it from this post.)
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i totally remembered that too, but i was only a fan of sailor moon until i was about ten.NatalyaAF wrote:Well, the Negaverse is a sort of alternate dimension in Sailor Moon where the enemies of the first season come from.
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