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The year was GR 2013, and en-route to the battle of New York after filming new virus infested pr0n, Captain Boss's personal space craft was boarded by pirates! Now, deep shit is happening.
Some Hp Lovecraft monsters of some BS.
This faction belongs to Silva. If he decides not to play, the faction is up for grabs. Also, Extra Cheese Man and the Necromancer have 3d8 SN powers, in cheese and darkness respectively. (Extra Cheese Man is in the pod)
This room is filled with Brittanians, for some reason. (Escaped prisoners?) anybody can claim this faction, but Colette gets first Dibs because his faction isn't properly represented in this battle, and he plays a large part of battle of NY.
This room is TEAM AWESOME! It is already claimed by me. (NOTE: I do have the most players, but the beige people are 1d6-1 cannon fodder)
This room has the Pizza Man and two Canadians. For whatever drug induced reason, they're teaming up. Pizza Man has 4d6 pizza SN dice, which he can use to make his pizza into weapons. This faction is open, but Colette can choose it first.
Finally, space pirates at the docking bay led by a Warhead sphincter. This faction is open, but Colette gets first dibs on open factions.
Finally, an Overwatch of the field.
Warhead's pirates: Destroy Captain Bosses's bed after killing Team Awesome.
Brittanians: Kill the Canooks, and the Pizza Man.
Cthulu what-not: Kill Team Awesome.
Pizza-man and friends: Don't die
TEAM AWESOME: Don't die
Note: some units are not holding weapons, but I gave them weapons after I took the pictures.