USS BOSS turns 1 and on:
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USS BOSS turns 1 and on:
An Overwatch. Orders occur the sooner I get them in. First come, first served.
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:
Didn't see a sign-up thread for this. Is this the sign-up thread?
The napalm! It does nothing!
Throw as many minifigs at the enemy fortifications as you can! We have reserves you know, so don't act like a brikwussy when we inevitably lose some minifigs!
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Throw as many minifigs at the enemy fortifications as you can! We have reserves you know, so don't act like a brikwussy when we inevitably lose some minifigs!
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:
Sign up is already finished, in forum battles top threads.PlutoniumDeath wrote:Didn't see a sign-up thread for this. Is this the sign-up thread?
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:
Recommended listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC1RQy0bu04
CANADIANS AND PIZZAMAN
TURN 1:
The Space Canadian in Brickwarriors (TM) armor gets ready to attack warhead.
Midway through the hall, he shoots him but the attack fails.
Then, he hides in Captain Bosses's room.
The Pizza Man rolls for range on a pizza attack, and gets 12/12!
The pizza hits Captain Boss in the chest, even though the Communists and Team Awesome are allies in this battle.
Captain Boss: (Captain Boss has one life left, Warhead, Extra Cheese Man and Pizza Man all have two lives left)
Finally, the other Canadian runs over to the Pizza Man.
CANADIANS AND PIZZAMAN
TURN 1:
The Space Canadian in Brickwarriors (TM) armor gets ready to attack warhead.
Midway through the hall, he shoots him but the attack fails.
Then, he hides in Captain Bosses's room.
The Pizza Man rolls for range on a pizza attack, and gets 12/12!
The pizza hits Captain Boss in the chest, even though the Communists and Team Awesome are allies in this battle.
Captain Boss: (Captain Boss has one life left, Warhead, Extra Cheese Man and Pizza Man all have two lives left)
Finally, the other Canadian runs over to the Pizza Man.
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WARHEADS TURN
WARHEAD: "Yaarrr me mateys, we shall fight for death and booty!
Instantly, they run down the hall to try and kill Captain Boss.
FIRE AT WILL!
Several of Captain Bosses's men lay dead at his feet. (redshirt)
Captain Boss: , why is everyone trying to kill me?
WARHEAD: "Yaarrr me mateys, we shall fight for death and booty!
Instantly, they run down the hall to try and kill Captain Boss.
FIRE AT WILL!
Several of Captain Bosses's men lay dead at his feet. (redshirt)
Captain Boss: , why is everyone trying to kill me?
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NECROMANCER TURN
The necromancer and Extra Cheese Man get ready to run out the room.
The necromancer casts a shadow ball, but does nothing with it.
Extra Cheese Man shoots hot cheese out his hands and kills one of the pirates.
The necromancer and Extra Cheese Man get ready to run out the room.
The necromancer casts a shadow ball, but does nothing with it.
Extra Cheese Man shoots hot cheese out his hands and kills one of the pirates.
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:
What if pizza man and extra cheese man teamed up to make the ultimate pizza?
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:
This is what you sent me.Silverdream wrote:This is what I meant by shadow ball.
Necromancer: go in doorway, and cast shadow ball adding on one of the supernatural dice.
You didn't tell me to shoot anyone with it, but you have a SN die in it, and you can make it stronger next turn I guess. Brittanians coming soon.
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:
I'm not complaining, I'm clarifying.
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:
BRITTANIANS:
4 of them walk into the hall and fire, and literally nobody dies.
Recommended listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKdcjJoXeEY
4 of them walk into the hall and fire, and literally nobody dies.
Recommended listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKdcjJoXeEY
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:
I'm assuming you're going to let us know when the turn is over and we can send in new orders, right?
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:
I've posted all the faction turns, so yes you can send orders
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Recommended listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-SMOsXCc0c
Meanwhile, two crewmen for whatever reason are injecting heroin into their eyes in the ship's hull.
Guy 1: Yo man, I love you, and I wonder how chill Captain Boss would be if we blew up the ship.
Guy 2: omfg great idea, let's do it!
(Guys 2 pushes button)
END OF BATTLE
WINNER: Zuppon, he killed the most people
This isn't a troll. Captain Boss through the magical method of suspension of disbelief teleported off the ship just in time
EDIT: Captain Boss did actually die in the explosion. Also, Extra Cheese man lived, a bit of his conscious cheese stuck to an asteroid.
Meanwhile, two crewmen for whatever reason are injecting heroin into their eyes in the ship's hull.
Guy 1: Yo man, I love you, and I wonder how chill Captain Boss would be if we blew up the ship.
Guy 2: omfg great idea, let's do it!
(Guys 2 pushes button)
END OF BATTLE
WINNER: Zuppon, he killed the most people
This isn't a troll. Captain Boss through the magical method of suspension of disbelief teleported off the ship just in time
EDIT: Captain Boss did actually die in the explosion. Also, Extra Cheese man lived, a bit of his conscious cheese stuck to an asteroid.
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