The Five: Act 2, You Can't Escape the Miles: One Spot Left!

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The Five: Act 2, You Can't Escape the Miles: One Spot Left!

Postby Scratch » Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:44 am

Celebrating topic 1600, 100 forum battles threads since my last forum battle, I present to you the second battle of The Five.

Meanwhile, at Helm's Derp...
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Once feared through out the far coast, this figurehead put fear into the hearts of merchant ships everywhere.

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But now the Beast of Wrath and Her Captain are serving the Crown, their mission; to silently lead a boat full of pissy nobles through Orkish waters at Blackwater Bay to assault The Derping Wall.

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The Nobles from the Pridelands store their armor on the main deck on stands, for ease of access.

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Sir Ornstein, the Dragonslayer, is the Commander of the expedition, and is reviewing troop deployment in the captain's cabin.

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The Captain, however, is busy carefully dodging Orkish Patrols and keeping the old smuggler's vessel out of sight and on the right winds.

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Lord Amadeus Von Bragallot, Naval Adviser: "Now that ve have passed ze straits of moor, you vill be at ze rendezvous point in less than a veek."
Baron Ivan Leijon, Pridelord: "Good, I feel on the edge of scurvy, who knew we would need limes, I just bought cherries."

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(from the crows nest) Stephan Leijon the Younger: "By the Sun, what is that creature!"

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Captain Two Pistol Pete: "You have never seen a Wrath-gull before? These things are like the ocean's vultures, any significant naval battle or plague, and they are ready to pick up the pieces. I can't imagine why they are around here though, no one's died so far."

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Swabby 1: "Captain, Quegan war galley spotted off Starboard."

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Two Pistol Pete: "Why didn't we notice this sooner! Wait, Is that who I think it is?''

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Hollow Officer: "Captain, small cutter spotted off port."

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The Former Iron Captain Trenchard, Dagger of the Seas: "I recognize that ship, could it be?"

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Oscar Leijon the Elder: "It's coming closer, I can see it now... holy shit."

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Sir Oscar the Elder: "Well, at least now we know where those Gulls were coming from."
Sir Stephan the Younger: "Do you think that they know they are a bit overkill?"
Two Pistol Pete: "Madre de dios, it's the Red Miles!"

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Two Pistol Pete: "Is that you Trenchard? I thought you died in that raid on Dark Harbor!"

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The Iron Captain: ''Indeed it is, and indeed I did, I haven't seen you in 10 years Pete, you look older, and less spry."
Two Pistol Pete: "And you look more Hollowed and less alive, what's with the crew of dead men? You working for the Saint-Knight now?"
The Iron Captain: "After my untimely demise and hollowing, I was offered employment by that very Holy Order, just as you seem to have turned to the Crown, after your untimely imprisonment.''

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Two Pistol Pete: "We need not be at cross purposes, we are on a campaign against the Orks, The Hollows need not interfere, may we pass unchallenged?"
The Iron Captain: "I'm Afraid that's not an option,"

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The Iron Captain: "Not only are you serving the Crown, but your ship is a prize worthy of my fleet. I have long coveted the Wrath and would loath to see some king ruin it."
Two Pistol Pete: "Then it appears even old comrades must choose sides."
The Iron Captain: "Don't try to run, smuggler. No one escapes the Red Miles, even you can't escape the Miles. Launch the Boarding Lines!"

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Sir Oscar the Elder: "Well, this isn't good."

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Baron Ivan: "Lord Ornstein, they are boarding us, what should we do?"

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Sir Ornstein: "Simple, we board them back."

OVERVIEWS
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SLOTS

The Pridelords:

Sir Ornstein Dragonslayer: 1 hero, Aging Dragonslayer [IVhorsemen]

Baron Ivan Leijon: 1 hero, High-horse Noble cliche [Kalvinator]

Sir Oscar Leijon the Elder: 1 hero, Spoiled firstborn cliche [mgb519]

Sir Stephan Leijon the Younger: 1 hero, Trickster Youngster cliche [Silverdream]

Lord Amadeus Von Bragallot: 1 hero, Foreign Privateer cliche [Bragallot]

The Beast of Wrath and Her Crew: 2 Swabbys, 1 Hero, Reformed Pirate/Duelist cliche [lawmaster]

The Hollow:

The Red Miles and it's crew: 8 axe hollow, 8 humble hollow, 1 hero (The Iron Captain) Undead Reaver cliche [Zupponn]

Third Partys:

Secret faction 1: Arrives on turn 3 [Alex]

Secret Faction 2: Arrives on turn 4 [open]

Secret Faction 3: Arrives on turn 5 [Falk]

Once you are confirmed for a spot, you will receive a PM with faction information, once you have read it, you may send orders.
Last edited by Scratch on Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:51 pm, edited 11 times in total.
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Postby Silverdream » Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:48 am

Sir Stephan Leijon please.
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Postby mgb519 » Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:51 am

Sir Oscar, please.
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Re: The Five: Act 2, You Can't Escape the Miles: Sign Up

Postby Zupponn » Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:55 am

Well, I need to be Hammerman, er, The Iron Captain. And the rest of The Red Miles of course.
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Postby Alex » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:20 am

The Red Miles is :666: Secret Faction 1 please.
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Postby Falk » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:37 am

I'll take secret faction 3 please.
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Postby Kalvinator » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:52 am

I need to get in on this, I'll take Baron Ivan Leijon please.
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Postby Tzan » Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:08 am

Nice job on the skully ship!
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Postby IVhorseman » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:45 pm

Here to claim Dragonslayer Ornstein. Wish my buddy Smough could come to play...
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:18 am

Woot thanks for the spot.
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Postby lawmaster » Sun Jul 07, 2013 7:40 am

Beast of the wrath please
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Postby Scratch » Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:54 pm

only one spot left to fill, but I have sent all the PMs, so you can send orders officially!
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Postby Kalvinator » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:00 pm

Scratch wrote:only one spot left to fill, but I have sent all the PMs, so you can send orders officially!


Oh...I thought we were supposed to right when we got our PM..so, I already sent mine.
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Postby Apollyon » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:08 am

Secret faction 2 is still open? I'll take it.
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Postby Scratch » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:44 pm

All spots filled, all orders in! Turn one is commencing.
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