Rade takes a swig of whiskey and fires a round down the barrel of the nearby turret. It explodes spectacularly.Nadine
Nadine moves toward Kerror Keep.Brittanians
Professor General: "Well, I'll say! All this anticipation really has my appetite going."
He sets up a table and treats himself to some tea and crumpets.
The Brittanians set up response fire near the Bavarians.
3 other soldiers start moving towards Kerror Keep.ZMC
Zupponn and the berserkers move up to the red house. Zupponn knocks.
MFS: "HO HO HO motherfuckers!"
The door then opens and out comes a minifig with only one OTC
arm. He kicks Zupponn backwards.
Andromadev: "Alright boys, looks like a battle's happening. Time to prove our worth to MFS."
MFS: "HO HO OH YES! And I'll get some other boys who want some fun too!"
MFS warps in a small group of Manly Men behind the red house.FACTION ACTIVATED: MANLY MEN
They have 2 Heroes (MFS and Andromadev), 3 Chainsaw Men, and 7 Manly Grunts. Their objective is to participate in the battle and be manly.
The ZMC sets up response fire near the Scythians.
And also some by the Avalonians.Alphafalcon's Son
Alphafalcon's Son dives underwater.Scribonius
Scribonius casts a spell.
And all the heroes can walk on water. Alphafalcon's Son surfaces as a result.Avalonians
General Bluebelly: "Hey ZMC! It's time to dance!"
He prepares himself.
General Bluebelly: "I'm blue DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI..."
He trips and falls attempting the complicated dance moves. Maybe the audience was too much for him?
The Avalonian Grunts form a defensive wall.
Everything else moves up, while the Spy Officer checks the barrel. He discovers it to be full of gunpowder.Scythians
Scrabbles: "Okay men! Let's teach these low life mercs who's got the balls around here!"
The Jetpacking Ninjas With Top Hats take to the air and move up.
The ZMC responds with a volley.
2 ninjas go down.
The rest of the Scythians move up towards the ZMC and fire a volley of their own.
They get one.Bavarians
The Pistole Infantry moves up.
Incoming Brittanian response fire proves to be quite deadly, killing three.
The Pistoles respond by taking out one of the riflemen.
The 2 heavy weapons specialists and Das Blau move up and open fire as well.
They only manage to take out the Bazookaman.
The Hopper opens fire with its twin cannons, but fails to penetrate the last rifleman's armor behind some good cover.Mechanix
stubby: "All right! I don't like the looks of all these armies showing up to loot my precious junkyard! Mechanix! To work!"
stubby uses the Banhammer to smash the nearby yellow building. Rubble even manages to come out of the ground!
Wheelbarrow and the Mechanix start moving the rubble.
stubby: "Good work guys! Keep it up!"
Gunner: "Hey, what's that noise?"
stubby: "Nothing. Nobody over here."
Gunner: "Hmm...okay. Must have been my imagination."
The Mechanix build a wall for protection.
stubby: "Looking great guys!"
They then start gathering materials from the junkyard and working on them.
It looks like they've built something, but what is it?
It looks like a robot arm. Pretty nifty.
stubby: "Good work out there Wheelbarrow. We'll get you some snacks in just a little bit."Jeremiah and Duke Crystoph
(Silverdream and Scratch)
Jeremiah moves up while Crystoph takes cover behind the rocks.Assyrians
The Assyrians start moving toward the Brittanians at an angle to try and avoid enemy fire.
It works somewhat. A few Assyrians are in range when the Gun Machine fires, but only one actually goes down.
Lady Kadia preforms a spell to buff her troops' damage.
They open fire...
...and the Gun Machine is destroyed.
The Dreadnut then moves forward and blasts one of the riflemen.Von Brag and the Brag Squad
Some of the Brag Squaddies move towards the sound of the explosion.
Brag Squaddie: "Hey, it looks like we have company!"
Brag Squaddie: "Sir, enemies approaching."
Von Brag: "Drat. Zey vound me."
Von Brag: "Likkle Tank, time to come out and play."OverviewsKill Table:
Manly Men: 0
Heroes: 1Send in orders for Turn 2!