John Connery- Apollyon
John Connery fearlessly leaps over the snake pit.
He doesn't manage to avoid the falling axes however (-1hp).
He grabs a lamp and prepares to kick some mummy assLara Craft- NPC
Lara headshots not one, but two mummies in a row.
Jumping across the pit with her spider gymnastix, Lara literally disarms another mummy. It's still moving though.The Most Interesting man in the world- Kalvinator
The Dos Briquis guy pulls out a spear and tries to place it over the pit to start making a bridge. It's not quite long enough however, and only succeeds in pissing off the snakes that it's dropped on like Bonn-o-Tron. Three snakes attack the Dos Briquis guy, but one snake critfails and bites one of the other two. The Dos Briquis guy kills another with his katana. He shoots at the third snake, but misses, despite having an entire pit of snakes in front of him.Dr. HMG-Quantumsurfer
Dr. HMG sets up for response fire on the mummies.Workers- NPC
One worker tries to shoot the spider off of Dr. Weathersby's arm, but only succeeds in shooting Dr. Weathersby's arm (-1hp).
The other sets up response fire next to Dr. HMG.Mummies-NPC
One mummy stabs Lara Craft (-1hp).
Another two try to attack John Connery, but he shoots one and the other misses.
Dr. HMG and the worker open up their response fire. Dr. HMG misses, but the worker gets a crit, blasting a mummy in half.Overview:
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