USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

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USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by samuelzz10 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:49 pm

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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by PlutoniumDeath » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:52 pm

Didn't see a sign-up thread for this. Is this the sign-up thread?
The napalm! It does nothing!

Throw as many minifigs at the enemy fortifications as you can! We have reserves you know, so don't act like a brikwussy when we inevitably lose some minifigs!

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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by samuelzz10 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:09 pm

PlutoniumDeath wrote:Didn't see a sign-up thread for this. Is this the sign-up thread?
Sign up is already finished, in forum battles top threads.
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by samuelzz10 » Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:45 pm

Recommended listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC1RQy0bu04
CANADIANS AND PIZZAMAN
TURN 1:
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The Space Canadian in Brickwarriors (TM) armor gets ready to attack warhead.
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Midway through the hall, he shoots him but the attack fails.
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Then, he hides in Captain Bosses's room.
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The Pizza Man rolls for range on a pizza attack, and gets 12/12!
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The pizza hits Captain Boss in the chest, even though the Communists and Team Awesome are allies in this battle.
Captain Boss: :wtc: (Captain Boss has one life left, Warhead, Extra Cheese Man and Pizza Man all have two lives left)
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Finally, the other Canadian runs over to the Pizza Man.
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by samuelzz10 » Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:56 pm

WARHEADS TURN
WARHEAD: "Yaarrr me mateys, we shall fight for death and booty!
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Instantly, they run down the hall to try and kill Captain Boss.
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FIRE AT WILL!
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Several of Captain Bosses's men lay dead at his feet. (redshirt)
Captain Boss: :wtc:, why is everyone trying to kill me?
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by samuelzz10 » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:08 pm

NECROMANCER TURN
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The necromancer and Extra Cheese Man get ready to run out the room.
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The necromancer casts a shadow ball, but does nothing with it.
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Extra Cheese Man shoots hot cheese out his hands and kills one of the pirates.
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by cleanupcrew » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:07 pm

What if pizza man and extra cheese man teamed up to make the ultimate pizza?

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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by Silverdream » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:20 pm

This sig is too fucking large: show anyway
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by samuelzz10 » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:53 pm

This is what you sent me.

Necromancer: go in doorway, and cast shadow ball adding on one of the supernatural dice.
You didn't tell me to shoot anyone with it, but you have a SN die in it, and you can make it stronger next turn I guess. Brittanians coming soon.
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by Silverdream » Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:03 pm

I'm not complaining, I'm clarifying.
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by samuelzz10 » Fri Jul 05, 2013 6:34 pm

BRITTANIANS:
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4 of them walk into the hall and fire, and literally nobody dies.
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by Zupponn » Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:56 pm

I'm assuming you're going to let us know when the turn is over and we can send in new orders, right?
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by samuelzz10 » Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:47 am

I've posted all the faction turns, so yes you can send orders
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by samuelzz10 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:02 pm

Recommended listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-SMOsXCc0c
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Meanwhile, two crewmen for whatever reason are injecting heroin into their eyes in the ship's hull.
Guy 1: Yo man, I love you, and I wonder how chill Captain Boss would be if we blew up the ship.
Guy 2: omfg great idea, let's do it!
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(Guys 2 pushes button)
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END OF BATTLE
WINNER: Zuppon, he killed the most people
This isn't a troll. Captain Boss through the magical method of suspension of disbelief teleported off the ship just in time
EDIT: Captain Boss did actually die in the explosion. Also, Extra Cheese man lived, a bit of his conscious cheese stuck to an asteroid.
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Re: USS BOSS turns 1 and on:

Post by cleanupcrew » Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:18 pm

Wat.

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