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Re-birth of Captain Boss

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Re-birth of Captain Boss

Postby samuelzz10 » Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:11 pm

A lot of people have no excuse involving the re-birth of their heroes. So, here is how Captain Boss comes back.
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It had been 3 days since the ship had exploded, killing Captain Boss. All of a sudden, a guy in a different Awesome carrier awoke from hypersleep.
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When he got out of bed, he saw the spirit of Captain Boss.
Guy: WHO ARE YOU?
Captain Boss: I am Captain Boss. Synthetic humans can't go to Heaven or Hell, so I am stuck here. I need a new body, so I have come to you.
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Captain Boss stabbed the guy in his heart, and Captain Boss's soul started transporting into his body.
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Captain Boss: I'm back baby! Now, to find yellow hair dye and solid gold pants....
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Re: Re-birth of Captain Boss

Postby Theblackdog » Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:54 pm

:boss:
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Re: Re-birth of Captain Boss

Postby Silverdream » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:08 pm

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Re: Re-birth of Captain Boss

Postby alphafalcon541 » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:07 am

Yes a muscular minifig with no shirt just what the forums need :D
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Re: Re-birth of Captain Boss

Postby Bragallot » Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:43 pm

:666:

alphafalcon541 wrote:Yes a muscular minifig with no shirt just what the forums need :D


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Re: Re-birth of Captain Boss

Postby Kalvinator » Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:24 pm

Bragallot wrote::666:

alphafalcon541 wrote:Yes a muscular minifig with no shirt just what the forums need :D


Have you seen Manly Fucking Santa?


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