I HAVE HAD ENOUGH
Admiral Karr: Apparently not, you’ve barely scratched my Emperor with that Jesus-lazor of yours.
Missiles are fired and monsters are moved in a wave formation, while the fleebs try to flank the Praetorians.
Some monsters then attempt to fire at the Scythians. By now only three antimatter projectors are operational.
Admiral Lachlan: Alright boys, let’s show these kiddos the power of German engineering.
The RIN fleet powers all weapons, including a deadly Red Transparent beam cannon.
A whole bunch of USA assets are partially destroyed, including one destroyer, marking the first casualty on the neu-AN side.
“Diese Schiffe sind pathetisch, kein Spiel für meine wunderbare Evangelist Einheit-02!” boasted Shinji.
Her actions certainly followed through, as the AT-buffed rifle shredded through the better part of two turrets on the Gettysburg-class dreadnought the USS Massachusetts.
Admiral Walsh: “Wal, thet li'l bitch in her fancy robot did a number on mah precious li'l boat. Ah's a-gonna git af'er thet li'l German spud as soon as ah git autho'izashun fum th' Fleet Admiral, ah reckon.”
The Love Gun once again fires at the ZMC Finger across the board.
“Attempt evasive action! We can’t afford to take another hit”! The crew of the Finger was frantic as the engineers shoved the engines into action.
To no use. The evasion failed and the Finger was now truly crippled, all engines destroyed in the last volley.
The other then racked up a good amount of kills against the Brikthulhu abominations.
The Praetorians stick to their tried-and-true strategy, capital ships firing on the Angel and smaller ships picking off the abominations.
The combined firepower of the Praetorians managed to at least dent Sahaquiel, his AT field somewhat drained from the previous Jesus-laser.
The rest of the fleet completely evaporated all threats on the right wing of the Brikthuloid formations, the crystal shards of the fleebnorks dancing in the coldness of space.
The Scythian fleet advanced slowly but surely further behind the Praetorians. While their firepower was reduced from their rather unfortunate position, they would do with what they had against the Angel now that its field was depleted.
Sahaquiel was rendered incapable of intelligent speech as the Scythian antimatter cannons once again mercilessly ripped through his body, tearing off massive pieces from his two giant hands.
It would survive as long as it retained the Fruit of Life...but it would be a long regeneration before he could set off on his campaign to exterminate the Lilim and search for his father Adam.
Admiral Karr: “This is our moment, Scythians! We have injured a messenger from the Gods themselves, and we shall send his limp and dead body to return whatever they had to tell us! We shall teach the Angels that we of the brikverse are too astute to entrust the fate of our people in the hands of a wussy in a giant robot crying for mama! We of the brikverse believe that the solution to ANY problem, whether the enemy slams down an AT field or the ultimate plot-device shield 9001...
...is more dakka.”
The Admiral’s inspirational feat crit succeeds and grants all Scythian vessels a +3 to their accuracy rolls next turn.
(thanks for making it this time R4m3n)
The USA retaliated in kind, finally unleashing the fury of the bald eagle.
625d6 worth of damage.
2782 raw damage points.
The dreadnought alone with more firepower than the entire Praetorian fleet.
Admiral Walsh: Wal dadburn, ah was hopin' we c'd shoot fo' th' trimenjus c-strin' on over thar, o' even thet li’l German bitch in th' fancy robot. Awww.
The Finger did nothing, as all of its engines and warp drive were destroyed.
YOU SHALL ALL PAY! MEET MY MASTER AND PLAY WITH HIM
Sahaquiel used his quickly-depleting strength to rip through an avatar of Brikthulhu from the other dimension, summoning also a few lesser servants.
Stats: Brikthulhu is a hero with the cliché Calamari Elder God. He also has the armor of a dreadnought. Do things with him Scratch. Be creative.
Kill Table wrote:Praetorians: 12
Brikthulhu’s Minions: 0
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