Yeah, it only took me a little over a year to get back to it. I should probably finish it before starting something new.
A Techknight has been trudging through a frozen wasteland for days, desperate for food. This isn't the heroic variation of the Techknight, but his stats and arsenal of weapons is still almost hero-worthy...
He stumbles upon a dwarf who's beating a dead horse. The dwarf is tough and has a better-than-average axe and shield and has the grudge ability, but will it be enough?
Instinctively charging, the Techknight crit fails his lance attack.
The dwarf crit fails as well.
The Technight's horse shoots a spike (stand-in for the horse gun, which I didn't have) at the dwarf which misses...
The Techknight crit fails his parry (seriously, what's up with my dice
) but his armour stops the blow.
For once not crit-failing, he strikes the dwarf, who eats the damage.
He has little options apart from keeping on trying to hack through the Technknight's armour.
The Technight fires his jetpack, which will keep him out of range of the dwarf for one round of combat. He fires his last weapon, his hand cannon...
... and kills the brave dwarf.
Narrow (1-0) victory to the Techknight, who claims his prize.