A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

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A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby Silverdream » Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:02 pm

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Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: It sure is a lovely day for a picnic, isn't it guards?

Guards: Yes, mein Prinz.

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Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: Greetings, older brother.

Prinz Karl "Gustav" Von Bavaria: Hello Anton. I can't be at this picnic for too long, as my tank battalion is about to liberate an enemy city of her buildings.

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Prinz Karl "Gustav" Von Bavaria: What in ry'leh is that?

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Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: Lovely weather we're having isn't it, sis? Perfect for drop-trooping.

Prinzessin Adeleaide Von Bavaria: Yes. I assume you didn't invite our wretched older brother.

Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: You are correct, he doesn't know a thing about this. Amelie was also too busy as usual.

Prinz Karl "Gustav" Von Bavaria: It's good that neither Klaus is here. I don't think I could stand the sight of either of those sadistic zealots.

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Time and space is ripped apart, and a portal opens.

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Drop Trooper: Vut in ze fuck?!

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Prinz Klaus Von Bavaria: I heard my name, did any of you call me?

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Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: Hello Klaus, we were just having a picnic if you'd like to join us. I bought sausage from a vendor in this small town, enough for four people.

Prinz Klaus Von Bavaria: Sounds lovely. I need to sate my hunger with the flesh of the innocent, just as our Lord Cthulu sates his hunger with our souls and entertains himself with visions of our suffering.

Prinz Karl "Gustav" Von Bavaria: Gottdamnit Klaus.

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Mustached Redneck with Gun #1: Alright boys, let's show these nazi-german-nazis what-for!

Tattoed Redneck with Gun #3: Hoo-ra!

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Captain One-arm: Excellent, those royals will fetch an excellent ransom.

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Red DSM: I lost my helmet, let's kill stuff!

Blue DSM #1: With chainsaws!

Blue DSM #2: And guns!

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Yodork: Orks iz made for fightin and for winning

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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby lawmaster » Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:16 pm

Orks please
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby BrickSyd » Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:59 pm

Awesome minifigs.
Also this is a clever way to quickly build a portal.

I would join but right now I can't take that risk. I'll check again later.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby Kalvinator » Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:31 pm

American Rednecks, if you could.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby Silverdream » Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:36 pm

BrickSyd wrote:Awesome minifigs.
Also this is a clever way to quickly build a portal.

I would join but right now I can't take that risk. I'll check again later.


Thanks, I got the idea from Arkbrik.

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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby Apollyon » Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:44 pm

DSM if you please.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby 428th Division » Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:38 pm

Can I take Space Pirates? I know it'll be my first game, but I can't really get any experience without both a larger number of posts and some battles... I almost said 'under my belt' and then recalled the maturity(or lack therof) of the forum in general.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby Silverdream » Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:01 am

428th Division wrote:Can I take Space Pirates? I know it'll be my first game, but I can't really get any experience without both a larger number of posts and some battles... I almost said 'under my belt' and then recalled the maturity of the forum in general. After all, I joined BW because it wasn't another boring,random, straightforward forum.


Yup, as long as you can get orders in at a reasonable amount of time. Also if you have any questions feel free to ask.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby lawmaster » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:02 am

Wait what is up with those 5 horses?
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby Alex » Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:01 pm

Secret Faction 1 please.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby Silverdream » Tue Aug 06, 2013 1:49 pm

lawmaster wrote:Wait what is up with those 5 horses?


They're just eating some grass.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby Tzan » Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:12 pm

So if five horses are eating grass, what is the sixth horse doing?
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby Silverdream » Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:07 pm

Tzan wrote:So if five horses are eating grass, what is the sixth horse doing?


Pooting
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby Tzan » Tue Aug 06, 2013 5:10 pm

Silverdream wrote:
Tzan wrote:So if five horses are eating grass, what is the sixth horse doing?

Pooting


So if five horses are eating grass
and one horse is pooting
what is the seventh horse doing?

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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

Postby Silverdream » Tue Aug 06, 2013 5:28 pm

Existing in an alternate timeline.
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