A Lovely Picnic Turn 1

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A Lovely Picnic Turn 1

Post by Silverdream » Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:42 am

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I fucked up with the camera angles, sorry about a few awkward shots.
Space Pirates

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Several pirates split off and head towards the DSM.

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Captain One-arm headshots the armoured Ork, killing him.

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The squad of pirates then fall back so that they're out of range.

Bavarian Royals

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Karl "Gustav" Von Bavaria: Und wir sind jaeger.

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Gus can't shoot for shit however, and the pirate is little more than bemused at the German Prinz.

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Not even the horses care about the terrible aiming.

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Anton's guards fire at the approaching Orks.

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Both of them missing their targets.

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Anton isn't really being a coward, he's just using the old Finnish strategy of hiding behind a tree.

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This is the reverse-engineered Scythian Miniaturized Laser Cannon. Because it utilizes a combination of anti-matter, blue-transparent and red transparent it's very expensive (63 Million Reichsmarks a rifle), and very powerful. A single shot is enough to annhilate a fighter.

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Yodork, known for his fast reactions is unable to block a spear with an OTC.

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DSM

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The DSM charge forward towards the Yankees,

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And lay down an impressive amount of firepower that kills nothing.

Orks

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The Ork lawyer successfully sues the Bavarians for $100 each, as well as their rifles.

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Captain One-arm: You're suing me in the middle of a battle for shooting at Orks?

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Captain One-arm: Have $100, a rifle and my daughter. Condoms are under the sink.

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The Orks may spend their $100 bills on anything for next turn. Anything.

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The Orks charge forward at their now unarmed opponents.

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*BOINK*

Anton's Guard #1: :wtc:

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The Shaman has no problem with choking a bitch.

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The big Ork's gun breaks before it can fire. :( A true tragedy.

American Rednecks

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Tattooed Redneck: Go back to Kremlin hell, you cosmonaut pinko bastards.

Dirty Uncouth Redneck: And tell Castro who sent you there, socialist heathens.

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Two of the three DSM are dead.

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This Drop Trooper shoots the one part of the head that explodes when shot.

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Everyone moves up.

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One guy attempts to shoot from behind cover, but he misses.

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The horses are mainly just spooked, two of them lost a hitpoint.

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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 1

Post by lawmaster » Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:21 am

Anything :twisted:
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*

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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 1

Post by 428th Division » Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:19 pm

Curse you, lawyer ork!

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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 1

Post by Silverdream » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:11 am

I've only gotten orders from Lawmaster so far.
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