I have been succesfully logged in! After only the fifth attempt! Dumb smartphone.
I am Grey Pennies. Also known as Grey Pen on a few other forums, and to a few people in Real Life (who might plausibly be here) you might know me as Goats. If so, shoot me a PM and let's talk old times.
Yes, I live with my mom. This is entirely my own fault. I have two brothers and four sisters, to whom I am teaching the arts of correct spelling and i am retarded, improvised explosives, running five miles, and stabbing manly men like Warhead in the nuts with long pointy sticks as a not so subtle mockery to their probable activities when unobserved. They are, regrettably, better than I am at all of these things now. I am in trouble... Things I enjoy include (but are not limited to) raising domestic caprines on lysergic acid diethylamide, looking for Pwnies that really do pwn, making use a groan inducing puns at the worst moments possible, plagiarising other people's rules, saying 'floccinaucinihilipilification' (Bonus points if you know what that is without looking it up first), calling you fat, and generally ignoring people who give a crap (See my signature for my general attitude on people who give a crap. Admins/Goderators are an obvious exception.)
Oh yeah, and occasionally I play Brikwars. Or some vague, barely superficial resemblance to it. I'm not sure at this point. So don't be surprised if some of my terminology throws you off, or vice-versa. Or if anything else I say throws you off, in which case it's most likely intentional; there are precious few forums in which I can release my full strangeness and not get a raised eyebrow, and I think this may be one of them. I claim the sole responsibility for any thrown-offed-ness you may experience in my presence, and may expect a medal. Though I will not be surprised or dissapointed if not given one. Nor if I am given one (I have read the burt hurt article, and am striving to avoid the symptons thereof.) And I occasionally roll dice to see how long or short my post can be (Damned sixes!)
You have the right to agree with me on any and all points. If you give up this right, anything you say can and most likely will be ignored in whole or in part.