Trollfic 2.22 You are (not) erect [WRITERS NEEDED]

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Trollfic 2.22 You are (not) erect [WRITERS NEEDED]

Post by Silverdream » Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:22 pm

In the middle of the deepest darkest forest, there was a small hut. A hut with tons of dicks and butts. Each of which had been pickled and shrunk, in the style of shrunken heads. The small hut was owned by one female jedi master known as She-Yoda. Who was alsp pickled, and slept in a jar of pickle juice. For eons she slept as the world revolved and the universe changed, until someone would awake her with a secret ritual. For she, as well as the shrunken dicks and butts that resided with her, were to be a part of the final battle, Futa-Jallopie Keetongu. Only one gender neutral protagonist could awaken She-Yoda, assisted by a group of sexual deviants united under a common banner.

The banner of The Trattorian Empire


Scratch and I are doing a rebuild of the trollfic saga. Samuelzz10 and I are working on sequels to Shinji Enters the Unown. This will be a collaborative trollfic, and will be written on Brikwars Chat in the style of the sentence game. This is where you come in.

WILL YOU DECIDE THE FATE OF GENDER NEUTRAL PROTAGONIST?

We need more talented writers to write this trollfic. When are you available to write? Are you willing to dive into the abyss that is your own mind, and type things that belong inside of an insane asylum?
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Re: Trollfic 2.22 You are (not) erect [WRITERS NEEDED]

Post by Kalvinator » Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:10 am

I kinda want too...but at the same time...do I really want too?

Also, Trattorian Empire :troll:
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Post by Overwatch_Elite » Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:13 am

SILVERDREAM I'M HERE

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Re: Trollfic 2.22 You are (not) erect [WRITERS NEEDED]

Post by Silverdream » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:10 am

Scratch wrote the Trattorian part. I'm completely innocent.
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Re: Trollfic 2.22 You are (not) erect [WRITERS NEEDED]

Post by The Shadowscythe » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:51 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxRX6LXDpWs

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
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Re: Trollfic 2.22 You are (not) erect [WRITERS NEEDED]

Post by dilanski » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:55 pm

POWER FUCK YES

STUDS FOR THE MOTHER POUNDING STUD GOD, Bitches be on in the next 10 hours, I want to do this.
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