Temple of Boom Part IV

[Apollyon]

Subjugate the mummy general into from whence it came, i.e. put it to rest into the blue sarcophagus.

[Kalvinator]

Go after the Scorpion King, and attack it.

[Alex]

John Connery- Apollyon


John Connery lays the Egyptian general to rest by pile driving him into the sarcophagus and taking his daggers.

The Most Interesting Man in the World- Kalvinator

The Dos Briquis guy attacks the scorpion king. His spear breaks while his sword is unable to penetrate the scorpion king's armor.

Mummies-NPC

One mummy elite tries to hit the Dos Briquis guy, but fails and hits the scorpion king instead. No damage is done however.


The other mummy elite hits John Connery. "Is that the best ya got laddie?" John Connery shouts before stabbing the mummy in the throat.

The scorpion king hits John Connery, but doesn't beat his defense roll.

A scorpion tries to attack Dr. HMG, but gets stabbed by his sword instead.

Overview:

Send in Orders!

[Apollyon]

Grab the Scorpion King's weapon by the hilt of the scimitar and hold fast to it. Then yell at the Dos Brickis guy: "NOW! DO IT!"

[lawmaster]

Am I the only one thinking we should combine our attacks on the king?

[Kalvinator]

Grab the Scorpion King's weapon by the hilt of the scimitar and hold fast to it. Then yell at the Dos Brickis guy: "NOW! DO IT!"

"Now Scorpion King.....FEEL MY STING!!!" My pun powers should give me at least a +1 to my damage (Feat) And I plunge my sword into him.

[Alex]

John Connery- Apollyon

John Connery grabs the scorpion king's polearm. "Now!" he shouts at the Dos Briquis guy.

The Most Interesting Man in the World- Kalvinator

"Now scorpion king, you feel my sting!" The Dos Briquis guy quips. Critical success! His words cut as deep as his blade, and the scorpion king is wounded (3 wounds left).

Lara Craft and Dr. HMG- Quantumsurfer



Lara jumps to the next column and tries to shoot the scorpion king in his head. She misses with one pistol and rolls for low damage with the other. The Doktor combines with her attack, but they still don't quite beat the scorpion king's armor roll. He's tough!

Dr. Weathersby- Lawmaster

Dr. Weathersby combines his fire on the scorpion king, resulting in another lost hitpoint.

Need orders for Nathan Drake to continue.

[Alex]

Nathan Jake- Heavyfishcannon

Nate shoots at the last guard, but doesn't do enough damage to overcome the armor roll.

Mummies-NPC

The mummy guard attacks Dr. HMG along with a scorpion, but he survives.

Dropping his polearm, the scorpion king picks up a battle axe and attacks Lara. A low damage roll means she is unharmed.

Overview:


Send in orders!

[heavyfishcannon]

Jump on the guard and choke him out.

[Alex]

Dr HMG and Lara Craft- Quantumsurfer


After unsuccessfully trying to attack a scorpion, Dr. HMG tries to flip the coffin lid, but the only thing he throws is his back.



Doing a flip to the next column, Lara fires a hail of bullets at the scorpion king (-1hp). He now has one wound left.

John connery- Apollyon


John Connery tries to jump on the scorpion king's back and stab him, but slips and falls on the scorpion king's stinger. He's unharmed.

Nathan Drake- Heavyfishcannon

Nate tries to choke the last mummy, but realizes that mummies don't need to breathe.

Need orders for the Dos Briquis guy and Dr. Weathersby.

[heavyfishcannon]

Oh yeah. I guess they don't. Pop it's head off!

[Alex]

The Most Interesting Man in the World- Kalvinator


After unsuccessfully attempting to take the scorpion king's crown for himself, the Dos Briquis guy takes a swing and misses.

Dr. Weathersby- Lawmaster

Using his revolver and crossbow, Dr. Weathersby defeats the scorpion king.

Mummies- NPC

The last mummy manages to kill the Dos Briquis guy.

Nathan Jake- Heavyfishcannon

Nate rips its head off in response

Conclusion:

Dr. Weathersby is able to revive the Dos Briquis guy. The party can now take the tomb's treasure, although transporting it anywhere is a different story, now that all of the workers are dead.

Party Kill Chart
Dos Briquis Guy: 5
John Connery: 14
Nathan Jake: 8
Dr. HMG: 10
Dr. Weathersby: 5
Lara Craft: 11

Final Overview:


Thanks to everyone for playing!

[Apollyon]

It was a pleasure!
A lot of the heric feats went in our favour.

[Quantumsurfer]

Thanks for running it. And completing it. Was fun.

[Kalvinator]

Great stuff. Sorry I didn't give the last few orders, I explained why in another thread. I guess maybe I should make it my signature....