The official LOOT topic

[Kastrenzo]

Fish face looks like a luchador mask.

God damn it all  

Anyway my order finally arrived. I have mixed feelings as to if I'll ever buy again because of the incredible wait time, oh and today's reveal that I had to pay a COD roughly 1/4 the value of my order.

So much for free shipping.



It doesn't look like much, but it's essentially the parts to make 25 Minifigs similar to these.  and then some extra headgear for my other armies.

[lorbaat]

I don't get it, those don't look like luchadors at all.

Are you sure you know what a luchador looks like? We can probably give you some tips if you need them.

[stubby]

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Was she wearing her mask at the time?

How dare you, sir! "Luchadoras" is plural.  Anyway no masks, but in a different twist, I was living in an elevated loft at the time and had luckily happened to have just installed a 17-foot trampoline in the living room.

[The Shadowscythe]

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Was she wearing her mask at the time?

How dare you, sir! "Luchadoras" is plural.  Anyway no masks, but in a different twist, I was living in an elevated loft at the time and had luckily happened to have just installed a 17-foot trampoline in the living room.

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So what you are telling me is, and let me make sure I have this thus -

You performed the horizontal monster mash, with multiple luchadoras, possibly at the same time, on a trampoline?

If it was anyone but you, I would call bullshit - but this probably happened. My question still stands, just multiplied.

[stubby]

I forgot how crappy my college furniture was, yikes.  Anyway here's a luchadora.



She gets angry when you try to catch her in a photo with the mask off!

BRIKWARS TRIVIA: The pink-masked rudo on the couch there is me in my wrestling persona as Capitán Guardar, who (believe it or not) was the original inspiration for the rules for RedShirting a Hero.

And as long as I'm digging up old photos, here's the trampoline:



No photos of luchadoras and trampoline together, unfortunately.

[samuelzz10]

Are you a lightning rod for crazy shit stubby?

[stubby]

No way! A lightning rod sits still and waits for the lightning to come to it. That takes FOREVER. I am much more proactive.

[The Shadowscythe]

No way! A lightning rod sits still and waits for the lightning to come to it. That takes FOREVER. I am much more proactive.

You see, over the years I have come to assume one thing and one thing only, if it has happened Stubby was either the cause of it, involved in it - or it happened because he was somehow within a 5 mile radius OF it.

Yes I am being utterly serious in this statement - You will probably find that the very origin of our species has something to do with him, a fucktonne of tequila - a monkey and a luchadora mask.

[dilanski]

You see, over the years I have come to assume one thing and one thing only, if it has happened Stubby was either the cause of it, involved in it - or it happened because he was somehow within a 5 mile radius OF it.

This theory becomes worrying when applied to your children.

[Ben-Jammin]

You see, over the years I have come to assume one thing and one thing only, if it has happened Stubby was either the cause of it, involved in it - or it happened because he was somehow within a 5 mile radius OF it.

This theory becomes worrying when applied to your children.

Well Mike did take a little trip to Wales, if I remember right...

[Silverdream]

It was in Ireland, which is about five miles from Wales.

[Kastrenzo]

Big difference in five miles.

One place they're blacking out from being drunk and waking up in a urinal

The other place they're getting drunk and shagging sheep.

[Gungnir]

Big difference in five miles.

One place they're blacking out from being drunk and waking up in a urinal

The other place they're getting drunk and shagging sheep.

But which is which depends on who you ask.

[Kastrenzo]

I always thought it was the Welsh that were known for sheep shagging, but someone else told me it was the Scottish

[IVhorseman]

Big difference in five miles.

Some say you could change your entire orientation in 5 miles.