The official LOOT topic

[The Shadowscythe]

No way! A lightning rod sits still and waits for the lightning to come to it. That takes FOREVER. I am much more proactive.

You see, over the years I have come to assume one thing and one thing only, if it has happened Stubby was either the cause of it, involved in it - or it happened because he was somehow within a 5 mile radius OF it.

Yes I am being utterly serious in this statement - You will probably find that the very origin of our species has something to do with him, a fucktonne of tequila - a monkey and a luchadora mask.

[dilanski]

You see, over the years I have come to assume one thing and one thing only, if it has happened Stubby was either the cause of it, involved in it - or it happened because he was somehow within a 5 mile radius OF it.

This theory becomes worrying when applied to your children.

[Ben-Jammin]

You see, over the years I have come to assume one thing and one thing only, if it has happened Stubby was either the cause of it, involved in it - or it happened because he was somehow within a 5 mile radius OF it.

This theory becomes worrying when applied to your children.

Well Mike did take a little trip to Wales, if I remember right...

[Silverdream]

It was in Ireland, which is about five miles from Wales.

[Kastrenzo]

Big difference in five miles.

One place they're blacking out from being drunk and waking up in a urinal

The other place they're getting drunk and shagging sheep.

[Gungnir]

Big difference in five miles.

One place they're blacking out from being drunk and waking up in a urinal

The other place they're getting drunk and shagging sheep.

But which is which depends on who you ask.

[Kastrenzo]

I always thought it was the Welsh that were known for sheep shagging, but someone else told me it was the Scottish

[IVhorseman]

Big difference in five miles.

Some say you could change your entire orientation in 5 miles.

[dilanski]

I always thought it was the Welsh that were known for sheep shagging, but someone else told me it was the Scottish

The UK is basically composed the completely normal English in the centre, then as you move outwards it gets progressively worse. Scotland is a bit further out than Wales is from central England, so they have it worse off, while sheep shagging in Ireland and the channel islands is worse still. The Overseas Territories seem to be immune on the basis that even though they are barely more hospitable than Russia, they pass the time with the imminent threat of Invasion from Argentina, Spain and other countries who haven't discovered how to work a proper expeditionary force.

But really Welsh, Scottish, Irish. They all like their raw mutton. (This post is completely unbiased)

[The Shadowscythe]

I always thought it was the Welsh that were known for sheep shagging, but someone else told me it was the Scottish

The UK is basically composed the completely normal English in the centre, then as you move outwards it gets progressively worse. Scotland is a bit further out than Wales is from central England, so they have it worse off, while sheep shagging in Ireland and the channel islands is worse still. The Overseas Territories seem to be immune on the basis that even though they are barely more hospitable than Russia, they pass the time with the imminent threat of Invasion from Argentina, Spain and other countries who haven't discovered how to work a proper expeditionary force.

But really Welsh, Scottish, Irish. They all like their raw mutton. (This post is completely unbiased)

Well its a good job that I am from England and I only moved to wales for my university degree then, isn't it?

[stubby]

Well its a good job that I am from England and I only moved to wales for my university degree then, isn't it?

Right. It means you came to sheepfucking by choice, not just because it was the culture you were raised in.

[The Shadowscythe]

Well its a good job that I am from England and I only moved to wales for my university degree then, isn't it?

Right. It means you came to sheepfucking by choice, not just because it was the culture you were raised in.

I uuuuh -

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. . .

. . . fuck.

[Apollyon]

Got this for a project i have in mind involving some of my friends and their birthday present for me from earlier this year.
So mainly for the minifigs and parts. A bit expensive but... well whatever. Only i am a bit bummed that the parts that
looked so yellow on the box turned out to be golden/orange, duh.

[stubby]

What the hell? You bought this set for the bricks? Those are just ornamentation to help sell what's important: the exquisite ten-piece collection of eight original paintings on genuine LEGO-brand flimsy cardstock!

[Silverdream]

Looks like Phil Foglio artwork.