Time has come to me! Now the battle can commence!!!
TURN 4!
Duke Crystoph (Scratch)
Duke Crystoph leaps up to the top of the ramp.
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
The remaining berserker attacks Andromadev, but fails to pierce his armor.
Zupponn's power mace does not however.
The ZMC hardsuit attacks the rolling bomb, destroying it. The bomb does not detonate, but is no longer functional.
The last ZMC Heavy Infantry takes out a Scythian, while the ZMC robot does the same.
Rade (mgb519)
Rade climbs up to the top of the ramp, but fails to do an type of Rambo impersonation.
Brittanians (Alex)
The Heavy Weapons Guy fires at Das Blau, but a faithful soldier redshirts for him.
He absorbed nasty, nasty damage.
With no more redshirts in range, Das Blau falls to the dual wielding Brittanian.
The Professor General would have fired at the Bavarian Mech, but he fumbled his gun.
Nadine (Colette)
Nadine tries to shoot a Brag Squad Heavy through a window, but fails to do enough damage.
Bavarians (lawmaster)
The remaining Bavarian grunt starts moving toward the Mech.
Mech Driver: "Sounds like you have something awesome there. Care to trade it for this Mech?"
Jeremiah (Silverdream)
Jeremiah leaps onto the Keep's wall and fires at the closest Brag Squad Heavy. He falls to the gunfire.
Jeremiah: "I will adorn my keep with your barbarian skull!"
alphafalcon's son (alphafalcon541)
alphafalcon's son moves toward the rest of the group.
Scribonius the Seer (Scribonius)
Scribonius gathers his mystical energies.
And the fires that were raging outside of the keep are doused.
He then starts floating in the air, making his way the the keep.
And promptly crashes into the wall.
His skeleton attacks the last Manly Man, but his damage is poor.
Khaar (Kalvinator)
Khaar tries to focus his Janitor powers.
Khaar: *grumble grumble* "I need a cart" *grumble grumble*
But nothing happens.
He then starts to move toward the dead MFS, but the stubby image is still in front of him and impedes his vision. He runs into the Red House. Nothing is damaged.
Mechanix (stubby)
The Hang Glider keeps flying toward its destination.
stubby: "Ha! What kind of a trade be that? If I want mechs I can just build them."
stubby: "Now, men, we must make sure our chest can protect itself! Build me a Chest Mech!"
The Mechanix get to work.
They pose for a photo with the finished product.
Wheelbarrow tries to get the Mech's attention by rubbing itself sensually up against the yellow wall. The Mech doesn't notice.
Assyrians (Natalya)
Kadia attempts for a second time to turn her soldier into a Mechanik...
...and for a second time she fails. This time she has worse luck.
3 Assyrians move up and fire at the minifigs on the blue ramp. One's gun falls apart in the process.
Sadly, those minifigs are our heroes, and Nadine falls to the fire.
4 more troops move towards the Brittanians. One takes a shot, but misses.
The Dreadnut hobbles forward, but something is in its way.
Dreadnut: "Mwah ha ha ha!"
Manly Men (Falk)
The last Manly Man takes aim. This shot needs to count, so he turns his pistol sideways, going full gangster...
Headshot! General Bluebelly is no more.
The surviving elf moves towards his comrade.
Avalonians (BrickSyd)
The Spy Officer appears behind the ZMC Robot with the barrel of gunpowder.
He then disappears again, leaving the gunpowder behind.
Kaboom! Scratch one ZMC Robot.
The Avalonians start moving towards the Keep.
One takes a pot shot at the Hang Glider, but misses.
Scythians (The Shadowscythe)
Scrabbles is still spinning and still chopping ZMC heads off.
The remaining Scythian grunts combine fire on Zupponn, but fail to get past his armor roll.
The Medibot will heal something eventually.
Von Brag and the Brag Squad (NPC)
The Brag Squad troops move toward our heroes on the ramp.
Von Brag: "Zis teleportation technology is coming in handy."
Von Brag: "And I am very glad I built you two."
Overviews:
Kill Table:
Assyrians: 4 (1 Friendly Fire), Flowers
Scythians: 8
Avalonians: 1, ZMC Gun Bot
Bavarians: 4
ZMC: 16, Rolling Bomb
Brittanians: 8
Manly Men: 4, Frog
Mekanix: 0
Heroes: 8
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