A Lovely Picnic Turn 3

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A Lovely Picnic Turn 3

Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:08 pm

SPACE PIRATES

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Captain One Arm takes a chainsword from a crewmate and starts sprinting.

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Captain One Arm: Yarr! Ye be as perfect as pearls for an alliance. How's about it?

Karl Gustav Von Bavaria: Gewiss!

The Pirates are now allied with the Bavarians.

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This lad scores a shot on the Armoured Ork, re-deadening him.

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Rocky gets hit as well. He's as dead as the franchise.

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Nameless Privateer: Yarr. I be takin' this land-manatee to Davy Jargs' Locker.

Bunny Pirate: Yarr!

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Nameless Privateer: Yarr, she-bitch! I be takin' you to the lake of fire on the fine vessel known as a chainsword.

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Derpy catches him in her mouth, and gives him an oral amputation.

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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 3

Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:33 pm

Horses and Orks

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Derpy steps on this lad's hindquarters.

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Like shooting the cap off of a toothpaste.

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These two start nuzzling the Space Pirate

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Oh fuck! Combined bite attack!

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This horse charges.

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And ends up in a deadly wipeout.

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The no-blood-or-exploding-death spell. The least orky thing that the shaman knows.

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Black ork tries to kill Klaus Jr., but he fails to pierce his armour.

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Point blank dinosaur shot kills the Captain.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 3

Postby Silverdream » Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:05 am

Bavarian Royalty

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Klaus Jr. pushes the Ork prince back.

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He does a backflip, like some gold ninja.

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Prinz Klaus Von Bavaria: Well fought, Ork. You will have to strike harder than that though.

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Prinz Klaus Von Bavaria: Enûma Eliš

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*CHING*

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*CHING*

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The spear, thrown off course by the Ork's quick reaction stops after penetrating it's own master's flesh. -1hp

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Without speaking, the Prinzess turns her laser onto the Ork shaman.

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Karl's pistol kills the dino. :(

Immortal + Terrorkhan

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OTCs cut through heads like a hot knife through butter.

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The daemon points his staff, and fires it with a terrifying boom.

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The Americans are almost eliminated, if not for the famed pitcher, Brick Blockson.

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The daemon's horns glow, and a beam of light emerges.

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Brick Blockson will survive.

Yankees

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Brick Blockson: Ay you! Ya want some a this? Keep tha change ya filthy animal!

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It never hurts this bad when baseballs are fumbled.

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Brick is still alive, just knocked over.

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Everyone's favourite mustached patriot climbs the rock surface.

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NAMELESS PATRIOT: Excuse me, do you hate democracy, liberty and freedom? Do you hate America? Are you a propagator of the socialist agenda? Do you personally eat babies?

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Prinz Klaus Von Bavaria: America? The United Systems Alliance is a strong nation, lead by and inhabited by weaklings. It is a marvel that an industrial and military superpower is lead by an inefficient bureaucratic mess and a President who excells as a public speaker instead of a warrior. The fact that your pu-

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NAMELESS PATRIOT: KICK OF FREEDOM!

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Klaus Jr. catches him, and throws him aside.

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RIP. You had a cool mustache.

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The other Yankees attempt to wound the Bavarians.

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Sadly, none of them manage to land a shot.

OVERVIEWS SOON. SORRY FOR THE DELAY
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 3

Postby Silverdream » Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:06 pm

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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 3

Postby Silverdream » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:17 pm

Just waiting on Alex and Kalvinator.
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