It is a (relatively) sunny day today at the Green Plateu, where stands the great Tower Of Oats; the primary sentinel tower of the Kingdom Of Studda. Gaurded by the Heroik Ork, M'Klubber, and his most loyal (if not most competent) knights, they are ready to repel any foe.
Wether they succeed remains to be seen.
A closer, but still blurry view.
Meanwhile, the Star Crusaders, in their quest to bring the galaxy into a new teknoligical era, decide that the Tower Of Oats must go. They send the Heroik Spaceman Spiff (The middle one) with an Atomik Bomb.
Two groups of curious Pwnies arrive from the north and south, led by General Spar-Kull (The purple one in the top picture.)
Turn order was decided unanimously without rolling; The Tower Defenders go first, followed by the Crusaders, and finishing with the Pwnies.
M'Klubber and a lackey drop everything to load a catapult, as a third (not pictured) fires it...
At the northern group of Pwnies, killing two while a third one shakes her head at their inability to dodge.
Meanwhile, the Crusaders push their payload 5 inches closer to the tower. Mysteriously there is no picture of this.
An Atlas Pwny runs between the Payload and two Horsemen, (perhaps foolishly) taunting the riders with her tail...
...while the southern group advances just enough to observe the results.
That's all for the moment, folks! I've got tons more coming later.
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