Assyrian Star Empire -- All Units

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Re: Assyrian Star Empire -- All Units

Postby motorhead fan » Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:41 am

why would firing a bomb so powefull it could blow up a planet at one giant robot be dumb?
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Re: Assyrian Star Empire -- All Units

Postby Quantumsurfer » Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:31 pm

It's a little boring is all.
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Re: Assyrian Star Empire -- All Units

Postby Silverdream » Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:48 pm

Strap a bunch of Indians to it, and launch it off a catapult. Then you've got a weapon.
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Re: Assyrian Star Empire -- All Units

Postby Colette » Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:05 pm

motorhead fan wrote:why would firing a bomb so powefull it could blow up a planet at one giant robot be dumb?

Douglas Adams, in Life, the Universe, and Everything wrote:So Hactar designed an Ultimate Weapon.

It was a very, very small bomb which was simply a junction box in hyperspace that would, when activated, connect the heart of every major sun with the heart of every other major sun simultaneously and thus turn the entire Uni- verse in to one gigantic hyperspatial supernova.

When the Silastic Armorfiends tried to use it to blow up a Strangulous Stilet- tan munitions dump in one of the Gamma Caves, they were extremely irritated that it didn’t work, and said so.
Hactar had been shocked by the whole idea.

He tried to explain that he had been thinking about this Ultimate Weapon business, and had worked out that there was no conceivable consequence of not setting the bomb off that was worse than the known consequence of setting it off, and he had therefore taken the liberty of introducing a small flaw into the design of the bomb, and he hoped that everyone involved would, on sober reflection, feel that ...

The Silastic Armorfiends disagreed and pulverized the computer.
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Re: Assyrian Star Empire -- All Units

Postby motorhead fan » Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:52 am

ok ill try and avoid natalyas robot if i ever feel the need to blow up my whole lego collection
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Re: Assyrian Star Empire -- All Units

Postby Kalvinator » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:32 pm

Could we see a pic of such a bomb?
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Re: Assyrian Star Empire -- All Units

Postby Zupponn » Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:38 pm

Kalvinator wrote:Could we see a pic of such a bomb?

Here you go:

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Re: Assyrian Star Empire -- All Units

Postby Colette » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:52 pm

Kalvinator wrote:Could we see a pic of such a bomb?

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Re: Assyrian Star Empire -- All Units

Postby Ben-Jammin » Sat Oct 12, 2013 12:44 pm

Colette wrote:
Kalvinator wrote:Could we see a pic of such a bomb?

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Re: Assyrian Star Empire -- All Units

Postby motorhead fan » Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:58 am

Kalvinator wrote:Could we see a pic of such a bomb?


well it isn't that big but still

when i get round to joining one of those poto sharing sites ill post a pic
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Re: Assyrian Star Empire -- All Units

Postby M220 » Thu Feb 20, 2014 3:35 pm

Quite some force....Which reminds me, I have to start bulking my own.
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