A Lovely Picnic Turn 4

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A Lovely Picnic Turn 4

Postby Silverdream » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:09 pm

Space Pirates

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One pirate rips a horse apart with his puny gun.

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The dorf pirate sets his sights on another horse.

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:protip: Don't buy bootleg Assyrian rifles.

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Bootlegs are prone to explode and shoot lasers in every direction when a one is rolled.

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Horse down!

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The two last pirates meet up with the Bavarians.

Ork + Horses + Pwny

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The last Ork goes berserk, and attacks the closest royal.

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One swing chops the gun in two.

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And the next one is unfortunately blocked.

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The pwny squishes the pirate who couldn't bail.

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This one takes advantage of the one who did bail.

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Two other horses join up, but they're not close enough to attack anyone.

No orders please, the rest of the turn will be up later today.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 4

Postby Silverdream » Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:34 pm

Yankees

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One of the rednecks picks up Klaus Jr.

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He heads off of the map.

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And onto beige carpet. :shock:

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The pitcher heads towards them.

Bavarians

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Prinz Karl shoots the ork, but his puny German pistol does nothing.

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The last soldier, surrounded shoots at the biggest target, doing nothing.

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The Prinzess shoves the ork backwards.

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And points her broken gun point blank at his head. Will it fire?

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Yup.

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Woah, it looks like the armour has taken control of the ork's body.

IMMORTAL & TERRORKHAN (npc'd)

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The Immortal Daemon readies a mini harpoon.

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RIP

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The Terrorkhan gets a better vantage point of the battlefield.

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OVERVIEWS

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BUT WAIT, I FORGOT ABOUT KLAUS JR.

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He kicks the redneck in the face.

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Two daggers are pulled out of his armour.

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He slices off a hand.

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Redneck: Ow, fuck!

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Redneck: Save me Tom Cruise!


Alright, next turn is going to be the last one. Send in the most violent and hilarious orders you can think of.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 4

Postby Alex » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:45 pm

I could have sworn that I sent orders for this turn.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 4

Postby Silverdream » Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:07 pm

Alex wrote:I could have sworn that I sent orders for this turn.


I blame stubby/Natalya
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 4

Postby Kalvinator » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:39 am

Order's sent. I think they should be funny enough/ crazy enough for your liking.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 4

Postby Silverdream » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:01 am

Yup, I'm very pleased.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 4

Postby Warhead » Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:34 am

Oh dear, that sounds bad.

Loving that Immortal look, nice tail. Is there any background on the dude? Glad this is still going strong, you've really got the effects down too.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 4

Postby Silverdream » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:02 pm

Warhead wrote:Oh dear, that sounds bad.

Loving that Immortal look, nice tail. Is there any background on the dude? Glad this is still going strong, you've really got the effects down too.


Yup, backstory:

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The Immortals came across a planet hundreds of years ago. The air was toxic, and it was as cold as an iceworld. The land was unfarmable and barren, the only life forms lived in vast cities made of a powerful black metal called jangite. Jangite's shape and form could be changed easily by psionic users, making it a very valuable resource. The Immortal Empire fought against the magead, (the world's inhabitants) and killed all of them, save one. He was average for his species, having skin as hard as steel, a powerful healing factor, psionic powers and a tailblade. He was a captain, and fought tooth and nail against the Immortals before being captured. His planet was mined hollow for jangite, and he was Immortalized for bravery. With no planet, and no people he fights for the Immortals.
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Re: A Lovely Picnic Turn 4

Postby Warhead » Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:21 pm

Cool, I like it. Now I'll need to see if I can rustle up the parts. Actually, I have a sort of Obsidian/Darth Maul dude that may do, just needs a tail.
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