BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (COMPLETED!)

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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 9-19-13)

Post by Zupponn » Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:54 am

Waiting on orders from:

Natalya
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Then the next turn can commence.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 9-19-13)

Post by Falk » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:20 am

I have a manly man and a elf, right?
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 9-19-13)

Post by Zupponn » Wed Sep 25, 2013 6:54 pm

Falk wrote:I have a manly man and a elf, right?
Yep.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 9-19-13)

Post by The Shadowscythe » Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:04 am

Continue with the killing I say - those be my orders.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 9-19-13)

Post by Falk » Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:45 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:Continue with the killing I say - those be my orders.
Same here.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 9-19-13)

Post by Zupponn » Sat Oct 05, 2013 1:09 am

TURN 5!

Bavarians (lawmaster)

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What is that wheelbarrow thinking? wonders the Bavarians. They proceed to find out by engaging it in a rousing game of charades.
Bavarian Grunt: "Pretend I'm the mech..."

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Wheelbarrow is very good at pretending.

Brittanians (Alex)

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The Brittanians move towards the base of the ramp. They set up response fire in case anyone attacks them. The Professor General reaches for his whiskey, but realizes he forgot it back home.

Scribonius the Seer (Scribonius)

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Scribonius gets up and feels a little woozy from that collision. He starts mumbling a spell...

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...and his backpack starts on fire! I don't think that was supposed to happen.

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The skeleton attacks the Manly Man, but his sword arm falls off while the knife does nothing.

Jeremiah (Silverdream)

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Jeremiah moves along the top of the wall and pops a Brag Squaddie.
Jeremiah: "Taste thy doom, proletariat scum."

Rade (mgb519)

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Rade's arm is getting tired and he drops the turret he was holding.

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He then moves up and takes down the remaining Brag Squad Heavy.

Duke Crystoph (Scratch)

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Crystoph moves up and smacks the overturned table with his hammer, sending it flying.

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It collides with and takes out a good section of the wall.

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He then roasts a pair of Brag Squaddies.

Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)

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The ZMC hardsuit takes out a Scythian grunt.

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We also have some GTC on OTC action as the ZMC Berserker's attack is parried by Scrabbles.

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Zupponn pauses for a second and focuses his senses.

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Scratch one Avalonian spy.

Manly Men (Falk)

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Both the last Manly Man and the elf attack the skeleton and fail to do damage.

alphafalcon's Son (alphafalcon541)

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alphafalcon's son climbs up to the top of the ramp.

Assyrians (Natalya)

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Lady Kadia, frustrated with her failures, blows the abomination's head off.

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She then starts calling forth mystical energies...

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...and summons a Polar Bear!

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Kadia: "He's so cute!"

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These four Assyrians move toward the Bavarians and two open fire. They both miss.

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The Heavy Bolter troopers move in that direction too while the unarmed Assyrian rearms himself.

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The Dreadnut keeps hobbling forward.

Scythians (The Shadowscythe)

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Scrabbles' counterattack cuts the berserker's head clean off. He's 3/3 in the decapitation department so far.

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The remaining grunts focus fire on Zupponn, to no effect.
Not Shown - The Medibot fails at healing again.

Mechanix (stubby)

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The hang glider keeps moving.

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Suddenly, it dives downward.

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And disappears under the water.

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stubby: "You bastards! Stop shooting at my equipment! Just wait until you need a toilet unclogged, you'll wish you didn't piss off the janitor!"

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Wheelbarrow spots something shiny...

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It's Das Blau's head. It sure looks rather tasty...

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OMNOMNOM!! Why, these bodies here looks really good too...

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Wheelbarrow: "Burp!"

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It then starts to spin a cocoon!?!

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I didn't know wheelbarrows did that.

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This mechanik goes and grabs a gunpowder barrel.

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Two others build a makeshift wall while the other one takes the chest mech and moves towards the nearby box.

Khaar (Kalvinator)

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Khaar: "Okay stubby! I'll get you some stuff, just get this hologram out of my way so that I can see!"

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The hologram vanishes and Khaar is free to drive where he wishes.

Avalonians (BrickSyd)

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Two Avalonian soldiers scare the reindeer, which starts running.

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A grunt moves up and takes out the last Manly Man.

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Another one moves up and redeadens the skeleton.

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The Pyramid artillery moves and fires...

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...and an Assyrian goes down. The other manages to bail in time.

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As the one Avalonian Heavy's minigun falls apart, the other's hand cannon fires at the elf.

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He does not survive.

Faction Eliminated: Manly Men

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The last Avalonian Grunt takes a potshot at alphafalcon's son.

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He suffers terrible terrible damage that cuts him in two.

Von Brag and the Brag Squad (NPC)

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The one chub fires at Jeremiah, but misses.

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The other one takes a well-aimed shot at the Bavarian mech's pilot, scoring a kill.

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The Master: "Well, at least they know how to fight."
Von Brag: "Indeed."

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Kill Table:
Assyrians: 5 (1 Friendly Fire), Flowers
Scythians: 9
Avalonians: 6, ZMC Gun Bot
Bavarians: 4
ZMC: 18, Rolling Bomb
Brittanians: 8
Manly Men: 4, Frog - Eliminated
Mekanix: 0
Heroes: 12

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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 10-5-13)

Post by Falk » Sat Oct 05, 2013 3:22 am

Aww man, I have the worst luck in forum battles. Good game everyone.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 10-5-13)

Post by mgb519 » Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:44 am

"Cook 'em alive, Crystoph! We can take care of these bastards!"
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 10-5-13)

Post by Scribonius » Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:09 pm

"Oh bollocks, my skeleton minion got re-deadified... hmm... I think I smell something burning..." *looks over his shoulder* "Oh, that would be me... that isn't good..."

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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 10-5-13)

Post by Zupponn » Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:28 am

Need orders from:

Natalya

And then I can do the next turn.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 10-5-13)

Post by Natalya » Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:50 pm

What the fuck I thought I sent them. Maybe it didn't send?

Anyway, go towards the Brittanians, shoot at them, Kadia should try to summon a crocodile. Polar Bear should eat a corpse to get +1 health.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 10-5-13)

Post by Zupponn » Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:45 pm

Natalya wrote:What the fuck I thought I sent them. Maybe it didn't send?

Anyway, go towards the Brittanians, shoot at them, Kadia should try to summon a crocodile. Polar Bear should eat a corpse to get +1 health.
Okay. Got you then. I will get the next turn done next time I get a chance.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 10-5-13)

Post by Warhead » Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:14 pm

Epic battle. I haven't seen such madness since ZZD. Top notch Zup! :studgod:
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 10-5-13)

Post by Zupponn » Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:17 pm

Warhead wrote:Epic battle. I haven't seen such madness since ZZD. Top notch Zup! :studgod:
Thanks. I'm glad it got you excited. :wink:
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 10-5-13)

Post by Warhead » Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:31 pm

:warhead: needs more moms if you want to get me excited. :D
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