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Something tragic

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:22 pm

Today, I went on my normal daily bike ride. As I rode along the trail, I saw my friend Steven who I hadn't seen in a year or so riding on a moped with one of his friends who looks like Andrew Garfield. (Apparently, he gets this a lot) When I caught up frantically, we decided to go back to Steven's house.

When we got to his house, we decided to jam on his acoustic guitar. His older brother also came in, and he played some Grateful Dead and then left for work. I decided to play Breaking the Law and the opening of Master of Puppets on his guitar when it was my turn. His friend was all like "lol wtf are you doing" after he had been playing shitty acoustic ballads for about 10 minutes. I then played Tortia Kartel ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0RB-zbZaYA )
and he became more frightened and scared. He was all like "OMG METAL IS SCREAMO! GJEAIGHWROIHWO:RIH:OIWRH" and I showed him Breaking the Law by Judas Priest. He then told me Halford was a bad vocalist. AFTER HE SAID NEIL YOUNG AND BOB DYLAN WERE GOOD SINGERS! Then, he proceeded to tell me metal is actually Nu Metal, Screamo, Pop Punk, Rap Metal, Core, and a bunch of other shitty things.

But that wasn't the worst part: My friend agreed with him. He then told me Helter Skelter isn't a Beatles song in denial, and I don't know what to do anymore.

Discuss. (don't tell me to find new friends, I'm trying to convert these people!)
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Re: Something tragic

Postby Silverdream » Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:24 pm

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Re: Something tragic

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:25 pm

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Tought tits? I can't tell what you're trying to say.
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Re: Something tragic

Postby Tzan » Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:07 pm

If you know that one of your friends is prone to seizures, have him watch the Hatredcopter video.
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Re: Something tragic

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:10 pm

Tzan wrote:If you know that one of your friends is prone to seizures, have him watch the Hatredcopter video.

I get the joke.
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Re: Something tragic

Postby Zupponn » Sat Oct 26, 2013 11:51 pm

samuelzz10 wrote:
Tzan wrote:If you know that one of your friends is prone to seizures, have him watch the Hatredcopter video.

I get the joke.

He's not joking.
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Re: Something tragic

Postby Zupponn » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:18 am

From mibbet chat:
<zupes>: sam
<zupes>: start them off slow
<zupes>: something like From Mars by gojira
<zupes>: and then go to something heavier
<zupes>: like To Sirius by gojira
<zupes>: then they will understand that metal is many things
<zupes>: one of which is manly
<zupes>: which he isn't if he isn't into metal
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Re: Something tragic

Postby Bragallot » Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:36 am

Let them wallow in ignorance.
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Re: Something tragic

Postby IVhorseman » Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:49 pm

samuelzz10 wrote:AFTER HE SAID NEIL YOUNG AND BOB DYLAN WERE GOOD SINGERS!


They are.

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Re: Something tragic

Postby samuelzz10 » Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:44 pm

IVhorseman wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:AFTER HE SAID NEIL YOUNG AND BOB DYLAN WERE GOOD SINGERS!


They are.

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Bullshit. Neil Young has soul, but Bob Dylan flat out sucks. He should've just done songwriting.
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