The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG
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Actions entered:
David:
-Search for a key
Overwatch:
-Beat harmonica against gate
Silver:
-Eat pillow
As David searches for a key, his activeness results in huge weight loss. Now, he is 50 pounds underweight.
Overwatch beats his harmonica against the gate, and he breaks it. Now, he is a normal human and can attack with his fists.
Silver can not find a pillow.
The god of the RPG grows impatient. He cuts off Overwatche's arms with his mind powers to get everyone's attention.
"I need you all to listen to me, or you will never be able to escape the dungeon. I need you to kill a king that has started a cult that worships another god, which is in turn making me loose strength by the minute, soon I will just be a normal person. If you follow my steps, I can get you out of this room and you can journey on your own. First, pull my finger.
What will you do?
David:
-Search for a key
Overwatch:
-Beat harmonica against gate
Silver:
-Eat pillow
As David searches for a key, his activeness results in huge weight loss. Now, he is 50 pounds underweight.
Overwatch beats his harmonica against the gate, and he breaks it. Now, he is a normal human and can attack with his fists.
Silver can not find a pillow.
The god of the RPG grows impatient. He cuts off Overwatche's arms with his mind powers to get everyone's attention.
"I need you all to listen to me, or you will never be able to escape the dungeon. I need you to kill a king that has started a cult that worships another god, which is in turn making me loose strength by the minute, soon I will just be a normal person. If you follow my steps, I can get you out of this room and you can journey on your own. First, pull my finger.
What will you do?
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>Donnie pulls RPG Gods finger.samuelzz10 wrote:Actions entered:
David:
-Search for a key
Overwatch:
-Beat harmonica against gate
Silver:
-Eat pillow
As David searches for a key, his activeness results in huge weight loss. Now, he is 50 pounds underweight.
Overwatch beats his harmonica against the gate, and he breaks it. Now, he is a normal human and can attack with his fists.
Silver can not find a pillow.
The god of the RPG grows impatient. He cuts off Overwatche's arms with his mind powers to get everyone's attention.
"I need you all to listen to me, or you will never be able to escape the dungeon. I need you to kill a king that has started a cult that worships another god, which is in turn making me loose strength by the minute, soon I will just be a normal person. If you follow my steps, I can get you out of this room and you can journey on your own. First, pull my finger.
What will you do?
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David:
-Pull finger
The god of RPG makes an enormous fart, which fills the entire room. A lethal level of gas in now in the room, but the gate melts and you can all escape!
-Pull finger
The god of RPG makes an enormous fart, which fills the entire room. A lethal level of gas in now in the room, but the gate melts and you can all escape!
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>replace hands with leftover corroded gate metal
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You rolled a one. You do replace the arms, but they vigorously masturbate and you rip your own dick off.Overwatch_Elite wrote:>replace hands with leftover corroded gate metal
You all exit the room and find yourself into a dark hall, which I will draw tomorrow.
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I'll draw in the place of sam
ok back to the story euphoria (played by katotits) tyrone (played by me) and naruto (played by silva)
what do heroes??
ok back to the story euphoria (played by katotits) tyrone (played by me) and naruto (played by silva)
what do heroes??
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No. Just no.Overwatch_Elite wrote:I'll draw in the place of sam
ok back to the story euphoria (played by katotits) tyrone (played by me) and naruto (played by silva)
what do heroes??
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>add black dick to inventory
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sam im gonna hijack this thread if you don't mind
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As all of you enter the hall, the cloaked figure unmasks himself.
"I chose the guise of Ace Frehley to make you feel at ease."
Also, now that David is underweight all of his clothes have fallen off. He'll have to eat food so he can be fat again.
Silver rolls a 4. He added the black dick to his inventory. If you got a 6, you could've had the black dick attached to your body, but oh well.Silverdream wrote:>add black dick to inventory
Instantly, you see something shocking down the hallway, 2 tuba trolls! What do you do?
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Use my fists to jam their tuba mouthpieces farther into their bodies
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>Add new suit and tie to inventory
>Eat chicken leg.
>Eat chicken leg.
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FINALLY! THE UPDATE YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Overwatch and Silver both attack the tuba monsters. They both die. (Silver rolled a 5, I just gave Overwatch a 5 too)
You all advance into the next room. You stand on a ridge, with a large divide seperating it from a platform with a metal band playing. Ace joins them, and the bass player of the band stays in the snake pit. David passes out in his boxers for not eating food. Will someone feed him a snake? I don't know, but he can be saved.
Overwatch and Silver both attack the tuba monsters. They both die. (Silver rolled a 5, I just gave Overwatch a 5 too)
You all advance into the next room. You stand on a ridge, with a large divide seperating it from a platform with a metal band playing. Ace joins them, and the bass player of the band stays in the snake pit. David passes out in his boxers for not eating food. Will someone feed him a snake? I don't know, but he can be saved.
Too late, sorry.KhaoTiK wrote:>Add new suit and tie to inventory
>Eat chicken leg.
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