You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

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You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Scratch » Fri Jan 10, 2014 5:17 pm

After 5 fucking months, this battle has risen from the grave. Let's get to it.

Escaping Victims: Alex
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In an extremely blurry shot, Lydia clothslines a greycloak, dragging him over the side.

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She snags his bow and sword while he sinks into the depths.

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The two other captives meet up by the wheel.

Lord Bragallot: Bragallot

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Seeing that the Wrath is jammed by the ram, the forign prince climbs up the side of the Miles.

Sir Oscar the Strong: mgb519

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"Woah, what the fuck" Two Pistol Pete says as he is lifted into the air by Oscar.
"Do not worry, I'm sure you can swim" Oscar says as he heaves the captain over the side.

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As the two captains collide full force, the peg leg loses it's grip in the window, and they tumble into the water.

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Unfortunately, the Iron Captain fails his feat to grab onto something, and sinks into the deep, at least he isn't on fire anymore.
Two Pistol Pete survives, although his hat is ablaze.
The Miles and her crew: Zupponn

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The remaining 5 crewmembers consolidate, arming themselves.

Captain Sparrork and crew: Apollyon

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They stream aboard the ship, screaming WAAARG, but unable to get in range.

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Captain Sparrork attempts to jam the ram further in, but he fails.

Sir Ornstein Dragonslayer: IVhorsemen

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Sir Ornstein uses his storied "Dragonslayer charge" And he overkills his way through two of the boarding orks.

But Wait...

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"I sense his presence, I will have my revenge!"

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*Whoosh*
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"DRAGONSLAYER!"

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"YOU HAVE SLAIN MANY OF MY KIN, ARE YOU PREPARED TO PAY THE PRICE?"

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*CRUNCH* "READY YOURSELF FOR THE AFTERLIFE, FOR UMBRA THE ARMORED HAS ARRIVED."

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Sir Ornstein Dragonslayer: "I lost my fear of you ages ago, now let's do what I was made for."

SECRET FACTION ACTIVATED: UMBRA THE ARMORED: as played by Falk

OVERVIEWS

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Umbra is balanced between the masts, and is resting on the fallen sail.

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This place is still sinking.

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Silverdream and Kalvinator didn't send orders at any point in the 5 month gap, so they spent the time splashing each other.

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This place is still on fire.
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Alex » Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:43 pm

Glad this battle got resurrected. Could I please get another shot with a better Overwatch of where the survivors are?

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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Scratch » Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:28 pm

Lydia's behind the Ork ship with a bow and sword, and the two other dudes are on top of the Miles, next to the wheel.
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Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
All you have to do is flatten his head.
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Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.

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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Kalvinator » Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:54 am

A. Where am I?

B. Sorry, I thought this was before my hiatus, but maybe not...
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Scratch » Sat Jan 11, 2014 1:08 am

You're right behind the fire in the second to last picture, with the knight helmet. Silva's axe is in front of your face.
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
All you have to do is flatten his head.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.

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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Kalvinator » Sat Jan 11, 2014 1:21 am

Scratch wrote:You're right behind the fire in the second to last picture, with the knight helmet. Silva's axe is in front of your face.
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Scratch » Sat Jan 11, 2014 1:59 am

Yes, the big old gold axe.
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
All you have to do is flatten his head.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.

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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Bragallot » Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:51 pm

Cool, I check the forum for the first time in weeks to see this and be in time to send orders.
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Scratch » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:37 am

Since I haven't seen hide nor hair of Falk in months, his spot is open for now! First one to send orders for the dragon gets it!

I need Zupponn's and Apollyon's orders before I can get the next round started, IV's would be good too, but I can just NPC him as normal.
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The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
All you have to do is flatten his head.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.

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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Kalvinator » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:58 am

They are in.
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Falk » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:13 am

I'm still here. I'll send orders once I get hone from school.
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Apollyon » Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:44 pm

Sorry i had totally forgotten about this battle. I need to catch up on what was/is going on. Then i will send orders.
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Apollyon » Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:21 am

Now that i have read through turns 0 to 5 to catch up with the story i want to say photos could be better but what an awesome battle! I am so jelly of your ships and you did a very good job on decorating the Miles. Too bad it's burning. :-)
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by IVhorseman » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:55 pm

At least it's not Khalameet.

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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 5

Post by Scratch » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:13 pm

I still need Zupponn's orders (or someone else to sub for a turn or two) and IV's would be good since he seems to be back.
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
All you have to do is flatten his head.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.

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