A Very Bavarian Wedding

The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.
You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.

Moderators: Thesson, Magic Soap, Zahru II

A Very Bavarian Wedding

Postby Scratch » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:15 am

-- IL DOGE'S CHAPEL, CATHEDRAL OF SYNDICATE ASCENSION, VENICE

Image
Friar Fthgan: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to formalize the alliance between two powers of the Brikverse in the eyes of Great Brikthulu, etc etc, bring forward the Rings of Eternal Commitment!

Image
Friar Fthgan: Thank you, now we will move on to the vows.

Image
Friar Fthgan: Duchessa Sophia of Venice, do you take this fig as your Husband and Consort, in good and in bad, in sickness and in health, in war and in *Shudder* peace?
Il Duchessa: I do.
Friar Fthgan: And do you, Prinz Karl von Fynnvaria, take this fig as your Wife, knowing fullwell that all children will be of her dynasty?
Prinz Karl: I do.
Friar Fthgan: You may now smooch.

Image
*polite kissing*
Friar Fthgan: I declare you Duchess and Prinz Consort! You may now go to the ceremonial bedding chamber to consumate the marriage under the watchful eyes of Brikthulu.

Image
Klaus Jr: I'm so proud of you little brother.
Prinz Karl: :fist:
SUDDEN DOOR SOUND EFFECT!

Image
Silvarian Rebel: Klaus Jr! I challenge you to a Bavarian honor duel for the honor of my homeplanet, which you depopulated to summon unearthly abominations!
Assorted Assassins: We do too!

Image
Klaus Jr:I accept, but are you sure 5 is enough, do you want to phone a friend?
Silvarian Rebel: Enough! Pay for your crimes, you bastard!

Image
*Knife Morph!*

Image
*Gun grab!*

Image
*Gut Stab!*

Image
*A bloody mess!*

Image
Galerus: WAAAGH!

Image
Galerus: AAAAGH!

Image
Silvarian Rebel: Die you egotistical bastard!

Image
*Spear Morph!*

Image
*Throat Slice!*
Silvarian Rebel: FUUU~ *gurgle*

Image
Image
*Clean Cut!*

Image
Sackhead: Sayonara, you Kraut Fuck.

Image
*Shotgun Rain!*

Image
Sackhead: Fuck, he's still twitching, Poncho?

Image
Poncho: I got this, don't worry.

Image
*Burnination!*

Image
Poncho: Nice and Crispy.

Image
Sackhead: Boss said we have to melt the gold thing too, with that tratt acid shit.

Image
Poncho: Almost forgot about that.

Image
*Krakow!*

Image
Poncho: We done now? I'm getting hungry.

Image
Sackhead: Scratch one prinz, lets go out for Pizza.
Poncho: Since we're in the area, you mean.
Sackhead:Of course.

~Fin~
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.

All you have to do is flatten his head.
User avatar
Scratch
Dimmy
 
Posts: 639
Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:23 pm
Location: The Wine Dark Sea

Re: A Very Bavarian Wedding

Postby Silverdream » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:26 am

I did not see that coming.
Image

Spoiler: show
mgb519 wrote:Seriously, you are now the first ever forum superhero.


Colette wrote:I hereby acknowledge Silverdream as the one and only forum troll as agreed in the bet.


Quantumsurfer wrote:No, I have 2 silver.
User avatar
Silverdream
Blockguy
 
Posts: 7294
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:33 pm
Location: In a giant pile of potatoes and red meat.

Re: A Very Bavarian Wedding

Postby Quantumsurfer » Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:13 am

That was brutal as hell. I really thought he was going to win for a moment there.
User avatar
Quantumsurfer
Thank god for Colette.
 
Posts: 1294
Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:27 pm

Re: A Very Bavarian Wedding

Postby Colette » Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:52 am

Good job, Scratch. His body scorched to bones and his soul gem completed reacted away by volatile halogen compounds, I don't think Klaus Jr. is coming back.
Image
Image
Because everything's better with math...and firepower.
User avatar
Colette
I for one personally welcome clown face bologna
 
Posts: 2419
Joined: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:04 pm
Location: This Forum

Re: A Very Bavarian Wedding

Postby Maverick » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:14 am

Mhi solus tome, mhi solus dar'tome, mhi me'dunui an, mhi ba'juri verde.
Think I'm stupid? Well then check out this:
Spoiler: show
Overwatch_Elite wrote:well THEN STOP HAVING SUCH AN ENLIGHTENED BRAIN geeze this place isn't for smart people such as yourself

Silvawards wrote:Most intelligent
Nominees
-Colette
-Maverick
-Samuelzz10
Winner: Maverick
User avatar
Maverick
Wanted something that rhymes with "Mandalore" but I think "pandawhore shitsnorkeler" Does the job. And then some more.
Wanted something that rhymes with "Mandalore" but I think "pandawhore shitsnorkeler" Does the job. And then some more.
 
Posts: 1012
Joined: Sat Dec 07, 2013 3:36 am
Location: Denmark, the land where the mighty bricks were first forged.

Re: A Very Bavarian Wedding

Postby Zahru II » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:51 am

Gotta love how Jr's cape survived the flames.
User avatar
Zahru II
balls just have this nasty tendency to wear out over time
 
Posts: 4140
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:22 am
Location: Hüngäry

Re: A Very Bavarian Wedding

Postby Zupponn » Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:53 pm

Interesting...
Image
User avatar
Zupponn
No Lego part truly dies
No Lego part truly dies
 
Posts: 5354
Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:15 pm
Location: Wisconsin, land of the cheese

Re: A Very Bavarian Wedding

Postby alphafalcon541 » Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:29 pm

Well that escalated quickly
This sig is too fucking large: show anyway
Image
User avatar
alphafalcon541
Dimmy
 
Posts: 600
Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:50 pm
Location: War torn Oregon

Re: A Very Bavarian Wedding

Postby Kalvinator » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:46 am

Can...can he do that...play a story out for Silva?
Image
User avatar
Kalvinator
in need of one still
 
Posts: 1448
Joined: Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:35 am
Location: Waiting for a spontaneous warp to another galaxy.

Re: A Very Bavarian Wedding

Postby Silverdream » Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:06 am

Kalvinator wrote:Can...can he do that...play a story out for Silva?


Don't worry, this has been planned for a while. He has my permission.
Image

Spoiler: show
mgb519 wrote:Seriously, you are now the first ever forum superhero.


Colette wrote:I hereby acknowledge Silverdream as the one and only forum troll as agreed in the bet.


Quantumsurfer wrote:No, I have 2 silver.
User avatar
Silverdream
Blockguy
 
Posts: 7294
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:33 pm
Location: In a giant pile of potatoes and red meat.


Return to Magic Soap Opera Board

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Kalvinator and 2 guests