BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (COMPLETED!)

[Zupponn]

TURN 6!

Rade (mgb519)


Rade goes and grabs a pistol.


He then moves towards the action.

Bavarians (lawmaster)


The remaining Bavarian hops into the mech and dumps his partner's body out.


He then starts moving toward the cocoon...


...and stands guard in case anyone wants to mess with it.

Brittanians (Alex)


Professor General:  "Now's our chance lads, charge!"
The Brittanians rush up the ramp.


The Professor General tries to take the Chub's gun from him, but the Chub holds it out of reach.


And then he grabs the Professor General's SMG.

Duke Crystoph (Scratch)


Duke Crystoph grabs a keg of beer and takes a swig.
Crystoph:  "Ahhh!  That's the good stuff!"


He then takes off his cape and starts stuffing it into the keg, effectively making a molotov.


With a mighty heave, he tosses it into the air...


...lighting it with great skill and precision...


...and it falls towards the nearest Chub.


KABOOM!

Scribonius the Seer (Scribonius)


Scribonius looks around.
Scribonius:  "I'm on fire... that isn't good.  My minion is dead... That isn't good either.  There are a lot of opponents in front of me, who might try to shoot me... that REALLY isn't good."


He mumbles a spell while holding his backpack.


And then he gives it a good toss...


...right at the Pyramid Artillery.  The driver manages to bail out of the way in time.


He finds himself in the water while the artillery finds itself out of commission.


Scribonius hides behind the nearby chest.

Avalonians (BrickSyd)


The unarmed heavy starts walking.


The guy in the water dives down to see what the mechanik is doing down there.


His body parts resurface.  Looks like something got him.


Surprise Spy attack on Zupponn!!!


The hardsuit redshirts to save his life.


The remaining Scythian grunts are gunned down by Avalonian riflemen.


The rest cannot manage to take down Zupponn though.

Khaar (Kalvinator)


Khaar:  "Stupid trees always getting in my way *grumble grumble*"


Khaar:  "Bastards"

Jeremiah (Silverdream)


Jeremaih prepares to run Through the Fire and Flames.


Sadly, he only manages to fall flat on his face and breaks his shotgun in the process.

Scythians (The Shadowscythe)


Scrabbles, infuriated by the loss of his men, chainsaws a Spy.


He then charges at the other two.


Scrabbles:  "Wait for it..."


Scrabbles:  "Yes!"

Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)


Zupponn takes a swing at the barrel of gunpowder.


He sends it flying towards the Avalonians...


...killing two in the explosion.  The third managed to bail out of the way and ends up on top of the house.

Mechanix (stubby)


Something strange starts happening near the supplies.


A few parts disappear.


Then the water starts making noise.


!!!


The mechanik starts flying his boatplane towards the mechanix base.


The mechanik with the gunpowder starts moving back to base.


These guys start walking.


ChestMech and the mechanik secure a box.


stubby:  "Hey, get that boatplane over there and fix up that Dreadnut!"


Meanwhile, the Bavarian turns around.  The cocoon is making noise!


It hatched!


Wheelbarrow collects some loose briks for stubby.

Assyrians (Natalya)


The Polar Bear starts eating the corpse.


NOM NOM NOM +1 HP!


Kadia attempts her summoning majik again.


Land Sharks!  Good thing they're loyal.


The riflemen open fire on the Professor General...


...who receives a redshirt.


The Assyrians move up.


As does Kadia and her pets.

Von Brag and the Brag Squad (NPC)


The Chub aims at the Professor General, but his guns refuse to fire!


Master:  "I guess they're not indestructible..."
Von Brag:  "Gott Verdammt!  Must I do everyzing myself?"


Von Brag:  "Vatch ze computers."
Master:  "Yes, my lord."


Von Brag gets a better vantage point.

Runaway Animals (NPC)


The reindeer is still running full speed.


The medical exertions proved to be too much for the Scythian Healbot.

Overviews





















Kill Table:
Assyrians: 6 (1 Friendly Fire), Flowers
Scythians: 12
Avalonians: 8, ZMC Gun Bot, ZMC Hardsuit
Bavarians: 4
ZMC: 20, Rolling Bomb
Brittanians: 8
Manly Men: 4, Frog - Eliminated
Mekanix: 1
Heroes: 12, Chub, Pyramid Artillery, Tree

SEND IN ORDERS FOR TURN 7!

[BrickSyd]

Ouch..

This is not over!!

[Zupponn]

I need orders from:

stubby

and then I can continue the battle.

[Alex]

*bump*

[Zupponn]

*bump*

Yeah, I have been really busy lately.  I'll try to get the next turn up as soon as I can.

[Kalvinator]

Do you need turns from anyone?

[Zupponn]

Do you need turns from anyone?

Nope, but I'm not sure if this will continue or not.  We shall see.

[Silverdream]

I don't know what I will do if this doesn't continue.

[Zupponn]

Oh, hi.  Just gonna drop this here...

TURN 7!

Scribonius the Seer (Scribonius)


Scribonius walks up to a skeleton and starts his majiking.


He reanimates it.


Scribonius: "Now go and attack those lousy Brittanians my minion!"


The skeleton moves towards the nearest Brittanian and prepares to attack...


...but his arm falls off.


Scribonius:  "Must I do everything myself?"


He blasts the Brittanian's head off.

Brittanians (Alex)


Professor General:  "Well I say!  Why don't you come down here for a round of fisticuffs my good Von Brag?"
Von Brag:  "You idiot!  I don't have time for zese games!"


The last Brittanian grunt takes out an Assyrian.

Bavarians (lawmaster)


The Bavarian starts gathering materials into the mech.


He heads of towards the mechanix.

Avalonians (BrickSyd)


An Avalonian opens up a chest and finds some dynamite.


Other soldiers start moving towards the Fort.


A soldier looks up at the Boatplane.
Soldier:  "Bon voyage!"

Duke Crystoph (Scratch)


Crystoph grabs Jeremiah and gets them both behind cover.
Crystoph:  "Don't worry.  I gotcha."

Rade (mgb519)


Rade stares down his enemy.


He fires both of his guns at the Master but the Master blocks them with his staff.

Assyrians (Natalya)


A bunch of Assyrians unload on the Bavarian mech and manage to kill the pilot.


Kadia attempts to summon another triangle.


This time she has success.  It crushes the last Brittanian grunt.


The sharks, bear and Dreadnut all move up.

Jeremiah (Silverdream)


Jeremaih grabs some armor off of a corpse.


He finds it quite snazzy, so he puts it on.


Then he jumps up on the Fort's wall.
Jeremiah:  "Parliamentary democracies are ridiculous, and promote uprisings from newly displaced peasants. The result will be a nation filled with crime and poverty. Also, while you believe in gun control, your opinion is just wrong. The philosophy behind carrying concealed weapons is essentially to never use it. Anyone who knows the rules of gun safety and people who are able to make rational decisions under stress will not pull out their guns in the heat of the moment or when they are angry. In fact, it's safer to be around people with legally concealed weapons because they're not likely to shoot you, but instead try to avoid any heated conflicts. In the event where people are in danger of being shot by criminals, terrorists and the like you'll be protected by people who are armed and trained to deal with that situation."
Von Brag:  ???


With Von Brag properly confused, Jeremiah fires at him.  He hits the flying machine and Von Brag and his gun go flying.


He lands unharmed, but disrupted.

Scythians (The Shadowscythe)


Scrabbles works himself into a bloodlust and gains an extra attack, but Zupponn's shield blocks both of them.

Khaar (Kalvinator)


Khaar:  "MEH WHEELBARROW!"


MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE


Khaar starts driving.


Von Brag couldn't get out of the way.


DEATH BY CLEANING!


I bet nobody saw that coming.


Khaar arrives at Wheelbarrow.
Khaar:  "Wheelbarrow!  What are you doing?  You need to collect weapons, not blocks!"


Wheelbarrow dumps its load of briks.


And starts grabbing weapons.

Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)


Zupponn jumps on the reindeer, knocking the corpse off in the process.
Zupponn:  "Now my steed, to the Avalonians!"


But the reindeer just keeps running forward.

Mechanix (stubby)


The Boatplane lands near the Assyrians.


The mechanik tries to give the box to Chestmech, but Chestmech only has one arm and promptly drops it.


The other mechanix get to work.


Robo Arm is now Robo Arm on Wheels.  He's so happy he's smiling twice!


stubby looks right...


...then he looks left.


stubby:  "God dammit!  Look at this mess!  Do you guys have any idea how long this is going to take to clean up?!?!?"

The Master and His Robot (NPC)


The master starts up an old technique...


...passed down from generation to generation...


...and creates a might blast of air directed at the flames on the bridge.


As the air hits them, the flames spread.  Luckily, Rade manages to bail out of the way in time.


The Chub can't seem to hit the Professor General.

Overviews:



















Kill Table:
Assyrians: 8 (1 Friendly Fire), Flowers
Scythians: 12
Avalonians: 8, ZMC Gun Bot, ZMC Hardsuit
Bavarians: 4 - Eliminated
ZMC: 20, Rolling Bomb
Brittanians: 9
Manly Men: 4, Frog - Eliminated
Mekanix: 1
Heroes: 14, Chub, Pyramid Artillery, Tree, 2 Bushes

SEND IN ORDERS FOR TURN 8!

[Scribonius]

DEATH BY CLEANING!

^o0^ Whoa... I WAS planning on zapping the monocle off of him next round, but this was a much more impressive way to go!

I bet nobody saw that coming.

No... No we did not...

[Kalvinator]

AH YEAh ACCOMPLISHING SOMETHING.

[Zupponn]

Things happened!

TURN 8!

Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)


Zupponn moves towards the fort.

Scythians (The Shadowscythe)


Scrabbles: "I'll kill you Zupponn and shit down your throat!"


Unfortunately for Scrabbles, he crit failed on his feat and cut himself in half instead.  Ouch.

Scythians Eliminated!

Scribonius the Seer (Scribonius)


Scribonius addresses Khaar.
Scribonius: "Whoa, what a way to go... You know, with Von Bragg dead I don't really have any reason to stay here anymore... On the other hand, general mayhem is always fun."


He then blasts the Professor General's head off.

Brittanians Eliminated!

Mechanix (stubby)


Chestmech picks up Von Brag's old rifle.


A mechanik sprints over to the broken healbot.
Mechanik:  "Now, how does this go together again..."


Not like that.


Mechanik:  "Well, maybe stubby knows how to fix this thing."


The Boatplane pilot grabs the Assyrian Dreadnut's lost leg.


stubby jumps into Robo Arm's raft.
stubby:  "Now for some throwing Robo Arm!"


Robo Arm picks up a Mechanik...


...and gives him a toss...


...and he lands right in the Bavarian Mech's cockpit.


He moves back towards the Mechanik base.


A Mechanik picks up the gunpowder barrel.
Mechanik:  "stubby!  stubby!  We should throw this next!"

Khaar (Kalvinator)


Khaar, unable to find anything to attach Wheelbarrow to his Zamboni with, decides just to follow it as it gathers some of the dead Brittanians' weapons.

Rade (mgb519)


Rade takes a deep breath...


...and he lets it out at The Master.  The alcohol content in that exhale is high enough to spread the flames all around The Master, but he manages (barely) to withstand the flames.

Jeremiah (Silverdream)


Jeremiah attempts to drain the whole keg of Maniac Beer.


He falls over inebriated.

Avalonians (BrickSyd)


The Avalonian Grunt tosses his dynamite at the bridge.


KaBoom!!!


Needless to say, the bridge is out.


The Avalonians then start building a way up the walls.

Assyrians (Natalya)


Kadia tries to mind control Scribonius, but fails.


The rest of the troops open up on Scribonius, who falls to the combined fire.


The animals and the damaged Dreadnut then commandeer the Boatplane.

Duke Crystoph (Scratch)


Crystoph picks up the Maniac Beer dropped by Jeremiah and takes a swig of it.


He gives it a toss.


And the flames make it explode, killing The Master.


The flames then spread from the explosion.


Crystoph then dons some armor.

Von Brag's Last Robot (NPC)


The Chub drops the Professor General's SMG and concentrates fire on an Assyrian, taking him down.


It then takes cover.

Runaway Reindeer (NPC)


It keeps running.

Overviews:



















Kill Table:
Assyrians: 9 (1 Friendly Fire), Flowers
Scythians: 12, 1 Friendly Fire - Eliminated
Avalonians: 8, ZMC Gun Bot, ZMC Hardsuit, Bridge
Bavarians: 4 - Eliminated
ZMC: 20, Rolling Bomb
Brittanians: 9 - Eliminated
Manly Men: 4, Frog - Eliminated
Mekanix: 1
Heroes: 16, Chub, Pyramid Artillery, Tree, 2 Bushes

SEND IN ORDERS FOR TURN 8!

[stubby]

Awesome! I bet Robo Arm gives the best high fives.

[Scribonius]

Well crap, so much for that run. Still, took out the prof and some artillery, so my time was a success.

Assuming I can't do magic to reattach my head, that means I am out of the game, therefore Mirial the Demiliche will have to awaken the next clone or simulacrum or whatever back in her lab on Mirial's Rock.

At least I racked up a decent kill tally!  

[Zupponn]

Awesome! I bet Robo Arm gives the best high fives.

More like a high two amirite?

Well crap, so much for that run. Still, took out the prof and some artillery, so my time was a success.

Assuming I can't do magic to reattach my head, that means I am out of the game, therefore Mirial the Demiliche will have to awaken the next clone or simulacrum or whatever back in her lab on Mirial's Rock.

At least I racked up a decent kill tally!  

You did a good job.  Sorry it had to end this way.  You just happened to be in a poor location at the time.