Dream of Revenge
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Re: Dream of Revenge
This needs to be Overwatch's signature.Silverdream wrote:
Overwatch Elite: A Sandwich Guy! My one weakness.
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Overwatch_Elite: Fuck this, I'm out of here.
And without a sound, he was gone.
Kaiser Klaus: What the hell is that thing? And who are you? Why have you saved my life twice?
Levi Zipps: My name is Levi Zipps, and I am a proto-elite-time-travelling-super-Sandwich Guy. It is my job to make sure that a Steins;Gate occurs, and that the Time Travelling Super Jews begin existing. Your life and your actions effect the TTSJ, so my assignment is to keep you from dying. That "thing" is Overwatch_Elite, a low level quantum surfer. Quantum surfers are Q-rated beings. They alter history and reality as they see fit. They are the avatars of the gods. Usually quantum surfers are very helpful beings, they make the brikverse more organized and they don't use their powers to destroy others. Overwatch however, uses his powers to fuck with people. He ignores every law there is for the sake of his enjoyment.
Kaiser Klaus: If Overwatch is so powerful, why didn't he just kill me? Why don't other quantum surfers get involved? And how did you make him retreat?
Levi Zipps: Overwatch is also a big racist. Ever since an accident where half of his body was burned, he's feared jews. He believes jews have a massive conspiracy to control and influence the brikverse, and that they're out to kill him. Because he believes jews can kill him, jews can kill him. The reason other Quantum surfers don't get involved is because they love watching carnage.
Kaiserr Klaus: But the jews do have a massive conspiracy to control and influence the brikverse. Your existence proves this.
Levi Zipps: Yes, it's true. You want I should get you a list of all the other conspiracies and shadow groups that control the brikverse?
Kaiser Klaus: One last thing, did he really kill my father?
Levi Zipps: Yes. My reading steiner confirms that he altered the timeline to assassinate your father.
Kaiser Klaus: Very well. I think I'll crucify the bastard.
Levi Zipps: Bitch.
Kaiser Klaus: Diethard, get me a few ships full of all my jewish soldiers. Bring along civilians as well. You have one hour.
Diethard Ried: Yes, my Kaiser.
Kaiser Klaus: Amelie, I need to talk to you, alone.
Prinzessin Amelie: Abschied schön.
Kaiser Klaus: Amelie, I need you to keep a secret. You can only tell this to those that are completely loyal to you.
Prinzessin Amelie: What is it?
Kaiser Klaus: I was never going to fight our enemies fairly. I will use the shovel on the Trattorians, the Praetorians and the Scythians. I planned to destroy their fleets so completely that NATO would be weak against our new fleets.
Prinzessin Amelie: Why didn't you tell any of your staff?
Kaiser Klaus: There is a spy in our ranks, most likely Scythian, but probably a Trattorian. I also have another secret for you, Amelie.
Prinzessin Amelie: What is it?
Kaiser Klaus: Junior is still alive.
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Holy shit. Junior! But he died horribly! So many questions!
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Silverdream wrote:Quantum surfers are Q-rated beings. They alter history and reality as they see fit. They are the avatars of the gods. Usually quantum surfers are very helpful beings, they make the brikverse more organized and they don't use their powers to destroy others.
Re: Dream of Revenge
It should actually be goyi. the m makes it plural, so it is saying, begone, heathens, even though he is speaking to one person.Silverdream wrote:
???: Begone, unless you want to die, goyim.
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Only a Sandwich Guy would know thatNimja wrote:It should actually be goyi. the m makes it plural, so it is saying, begone, heathens, even though he is speaking to one person.Silverdream wrote:
???: Begone, unless you want to die, goyim.
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Actaully, anyone with a small understanding Hebrew grammar would.
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so once again only a Sandwich Guy would know thatNimja wrote:Actaully, anyone with a small understanding Hebrew grammar would.
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Or a linguist, or anyone who is interested in Hebrew. Hebrew is by no means some secret language that only Jews speak. What about all of the non Jews in Israel? Many of them probably speak Hebrew.
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Yeah Hebrew and Arabic are the main languages.mercury19 wrote:Or a linguist, or anyone who is interested in Hebrew. Hebrew is by no means some secret language that only Jews speak. What about all of the non Jews in Israel? Many of them probably speak Hebrew.
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TIL brikwars is full of jews
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Ay ya putz, you're such a schmuck.
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