MECH-QUEST (LXF INSIDE)
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Re: MECH-QUEST
At the momeny you guys seem to be in a draw with the cult of poon.
With over 13 hours to go, I am intrigued to see how this turns out.
With over 13 hours to go, I am intrigued to see how this turns out.
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Re: MECH-QUEST
Poon Poon Poon Poon PoonThe Shadowscythe wrote:At the momeny you guys seem to be in a draw with the cult of poon.
With over 13 hours to go, I am intrigued to see how this turns out.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poonMaverick wrote:Poon Poon Poon Poon PoonThe Shadowscythe wrote:At the momeny you guys seem to be in a draw with the cult of poon.
With over 13 hours to go, I am intrigued to see how this turns out.
I think you may have missed a meaning here...
Unless of course, you wanted to repeatedly yell "vaginas" at the entire forum.
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What if i was?The Shadowscythe wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poonMaverick wrote:Poon Poon Poon Poon PoonThe Shadowscythe wrote:At the momeny you guys seem to be in a draw with the cult of poon.
With over 13 hours to go, I am intrigued to see how this turns out.
I think you may have missed a meaning here...
Unless of course, you wanted to repeatedly yell "vaginas" at the entire forum.
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Seems as if i earned a troll badge. Fuck you guys. I'm a troll now.
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Noob and Troll together? What a terrifying combination.
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Hello, brother in arms.Zupponn wrote:Noob and Troll together? What a terrifying combination.
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Re: MECH-QUEST
I have actually voted for the harpoon, even though I'm not sure how we'll use it, I don't see it having spectacular range, enough for it to make a difference to pull it into the guaranteed dual-mini-gun murder-arc. If we're smart, we could use it to drag down heavily armoured air units, pull down tall buildings, or set a wire trap even if that's allowed. If the buildings are really tall, we could possibly use that, along with the whole 6 legs of traction to scale them.
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Silent-sigfig wrote:I voted for grenades
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It would've been all asymmetric and shit.Theblackdog wrote:Silent-sigfig wrote:I voted for grenades
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In a surprising turn of events, I also flip flopped. Having gotten my grenade wish already, and having been convinced by the arguments presented here, I went for the poon.
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Re: MECH-QUEST
MECH-QUEST
LEFT SHOULDER WEAPON SELECTION
SHOULDER HARPOON CANNON LAUNCHER SELECTED
Well it would seem that the Cult of Poon won out on the last option with the Harpoon Cannon. With a Long-Medium Range, 2-20 Damage (2d10) and the special ability to impale and drag stuff towards it, the Harpoon cannon is a choice normally reserved for close combat mecha. In this case, the Cult of Poon has made a utility choice that may or may not play out to their advantage.
The total stat line for this beast is thus -
HEAVY - ASSAULT
Chest Machine Guns (x2) -
Right Arm Minigun -
Left Arm Minigun -
Right Shoulder Grenade Launcher
Left Shoulder Harpoon Cannon
The next vote of choice is the last vote before we pick colours and then - a name, but I am getting ahead of myself here as we have to make the last choice of Aftermarket Upgrades.
LEFT SHOULDER WEAPON SELECTION
SHOULDER HARPOON CANNON LAUNCHER SELECTED
Well it would seem that the Cult of Poon won out on the last option with the Harpoon Cannon. With a Long-Medium Range, 2-20 Damage (2d10) and the special ability to impale and drag stuff towards it, the Harpoon cannon is a choice normally reserved for close combat mecha. In this case, the Cult of Poon has made a utility choice that may or may not play out to their advantage.
The total stat line for this beast is thus -
HEAVY - ASSAULT
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Step down 1 die on speed.
25% bonus to Armour.
Step up 1 die on all defence based rolls.
Allows 1 Extra Heavy Weapon (from standard of two on a Medium, and only one for a Light).
Automatically equipped with two small machine guns (In the chest, treated as 2x pistols for the sake of combat).
25% bonus to range
Step up 1 die on all attack based rolls.
Allows 1 Extra Heavy Weapon (regardless of other class choices)
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Medium-Short Range
3-30 Damage
No Ammunition penalty (does not need to reload)
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Medium-Short Range
11-60 Damage
Can split damage between 1 to 5 targets per attack
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Medium-Short Range
11-60 Damage
Can split damage between 1 to 5 targets per attack
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Medium Range
21-40 Damage
Can arc shots over cover.
Explosive Radius (3 units)
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Long-Medium Range
2-20 Damage
Can Impale targets
Can Drag targets towards itself
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