The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion
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The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion
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SIR DOGDU: Come to gloat, VladTron?
LORD VLADTRON: You know the drill. I'm contractually obligated, or I lose my Evil Overlord status. Gloat, reveal plans, secret weakness, etcetera. It won't matter. Once the Grail is mine --
DOGDU: So if I don't listen, they revoke your Evil Overlord contract? Time to employ my strategic genius. LA LA LA LA LA LA
VLADTRON: I swear to Kasoda, I am going to enjoy feeding you jellybeans to the scorpions.
DOGDU: I CAN'T HEAR YOU
VLADTRON: I see your pathetic Rainbow army gathered on the horizon. Without your so-called "magic rainbow wisdom," they've fallen right into my trap. For even without my living army -- wait a minute. What is that ass MethHouse doing.
DOGDU: LA LA LA
VLADTRON: Is he seriously peeing on his own men.
DOGDU: He's marking territory. This is totally normal behavior among dogs.
VLADTRON: No it isn't, you dolt! And when did you start listening?
DOGDU: LA LA LA
VLADTRON: KASODAMMIT
Next: The contract says is that I have to monologue, it doesn't say you have to listen.
SIR DOGDU: Come to gloat, VladTron?
LORD VLADTRON: You know the drill. I'm contractually obligated, or I lose my Evil Overlord status. Gloat, reveal plans, secret weakness, etcetera. It won't matter. Once the Grail is mine --
DOGDU: So if I don't listen, they revoke your Evil Overlord contract? Time to employ my strategic genius. LA LA LA LA LA LA
VLADTRON: I swear to Kasoda, I am going to enjoy feeding you jellybeans to the scorpions.
DOGDU: I CAN'T HEAR YOU
VLADTRON: I see your pathetic Rainbow army gathered on the horizon. Without your so-called "magic rainbow wisdom," they've fallen right into my trap. For even without my living army -- wait a minute. What is that ass MethHouse doing.
DOGDU: LA LA LA
VLADTRON: Is he seriously peeing on his own men.
DOGDU: He's marking territory. This is totally normal behavior among dogs.
VLADTRON: No it isn't, you dolt! And when did you start listening?
DOGDU: LA LA LA
VLADTRON: KASODAMMIT
Next: The contract says is that I have to monologue, it doesn't say you have to listen.
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion
I like hoe Dogdu isn't even looking at Vladtron.
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I like how he shouldn't be able to see King Methhouse. It's as if he just knows from experience that he's pissing.Silent-sigfig wrote:I like hoe Dogdu isn't even looking at Vladtron.
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion
LA LA LA LASilent-sigfig wrote:I like hoe Dogdu isn't even looking at Vladtron.
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I like hoe the checklist got illustrated.Silent-sigfig wrote:I like hoe Dogdu isn't even looking at Vladtron.
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"And now, King Methouse shows us how all true monarchs should ready their troops before the battle which will decide their ultimate fate in the battle against evil."
ALSO: I'd think the reverberation from the urine smattering on the guy's helmet would seriously impede his hearing, possibly for life... poor guy.
ALSO: I'd think the reverberation from the urine smattering on the guy's helmet would seriously impede his hearing, possibly for life... poor guy.
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Fingers crossed for a Silvaward.Quantumsurfer wrote:Best Urine Stream in a Lego Vignette.
I'm wondering if he'd get some kind of contact high. Who even knows what kind of crazy rainbow drugs are coursing through MethHouse's kidneys.ikensall wrote:ALSO: I'd think the reverberation from the urine smattering on the guy's helmet would seriously impede his hearing, possibly for life... poor guy.
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I find it funny that VladTron sounds a hell of a lot more sane than any of the "good guys".
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If he continues like that he will probably turn into some kind of royal rainbow reverse-vampire that instead of sucking blood just pumps his victims full of drugs and sheds cocaine off his head instead of dandruff.stubby wrote:I'm wondering if he'd get some kind of contact high. Who even knows what kind of crazy rainbow drugs are coursing through MethHouse's kidneys.
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VLADTRON: Whatever. The contract says is that I have to monologue, it doesn't say you have to listen.
DOGDU: LA LA LA
VLADTRON: Fool! Your rainbow-worshipping allies will never breach my defenses.
VLADTRON: Sure, you've knocked down my drawbridge and put some cracks in my wall. But my magically-reloading fireball launchers will make short work of them before they even reach the moat.
VLADTRON: And if they make it to the gates, I have another surprise for them!
VLADTRON: You may remember that your friends IVasscus and that red guy were unable to harm my Shadow Knights. Maybe you were wondering how they became invulnerable!
VLADTRON: As usual, I am one step ahead of you rainbow pieces of shit!
(Lord VladTron reveals the secret of Shadow Knight invulnerability to Sir Dogdu.)
DOGDU: What? That's so stupid.
VLADTRON: Muhuhahaha!
DOGDU: You know I'm just going to escape out of here and go tell them your secrets. I could tell the King right now through Meth telepathy, except that I don't think he'd bother rescuing me.
VLADTRON: Escape? And do what? Jump into the lava crater? Let yourself get shot by my crossbowmen and eaten by giant scorpions? Not likely! Look - I'm so full of contractually-required overconfidence that I've even left your equipment in a convenient box next to your cell, just to taunt you!
DOGDU: Diabolical!
Next: Have fun starving to death in that cage
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Okay, I take back what I said about VladTron being sane.
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One day I hope to be in a position of power where I am contractually obliged to monologue.
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Is it the mask? I bet it's the mask.
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Like John McEnroe's tennis commentating job?The Shadowscythe wrote:One day I hope to be in a position of power where I am contractually obliged to monologue.
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