The brave Royal Knight sir Johnny has set off into the woods to seek out and kill a dragon that has been terrorizing the local poulace. As he nears the heart of the forest, he finds his target...
Sir Johnny and his squires:
Overview of the battlefield:
The battle begins
The dragon leaps out of its nest and breathes fire on the intruders, but misses:
Sir Johnny charges the dragon, but fails to harm it. The dragon counterattacks and accidentally cuts off its own arm on Johnny's sword!
The dragon attacks and sir Johnny loses his shield. His counterattack do some damage to the dragon though.
Sir Johnny hurts the dragon some more. One of his squires pick up his shield for him. The other squire seems to have other interests...
Disarmed, sir Johnny makes a hasty retreat.
The greedy squire begins to loot the dragon's treasure.
...which proves to be an unwise action.
Sir Johnny makes a comeback, dealing a fearsome blow to the dragon!
But the game ends in tears (and blood)...
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.