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[HH] Black Ops and suicide Danes

Postby Maverick » Fri Nov 07, 2014 2:39 pm

A'ight, I was going to post some carefully plotted out battle with presets and objectives and shit, but I thought :sparta: and I just threw together a random battle with my danes, my little sisters pink spaess warrioress and her orc cosplayers and finally, the DARE and Trinitonz. Objectives? Fuck everything up, points for mayhem.
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Black dudes move.
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Black sniperess fires on orc gunner. She fucks up and get reprimanded by her commanding officer.
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Orc cosplayer counterfires.
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He also fucks up.
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My to forgot how to sprint  :fist:
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Everyone else does, however. Also, I take a shot on the orc cosplayer gunner.
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I overkill him a lot.
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This guy takes the turret.
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He fires upon my troops.
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BLOOD EXPLOSION
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Black guys move about.
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These also fire upon gunner
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This one badass dane enters the orc cosplayer keep.
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He is so riddled with bullets, he gets shot all the way back to the truck.
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This guy sucks so much at sprinting, he is ordered to take off the helmet.
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He is then sniped.
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These guys fire through the corridor, but fuck up.
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These troops move to take out the scom cosplayers.
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This orc turns out to be an actual orc.
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Pink warrior fires everything.
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Casualties.
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I lose my medic.
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This guy tries to shoot under the building. He fail.
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More cosplayers die.
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Melee commences.
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I'll let this speak for itself.
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One flamethrower gets shot in the tank.
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Other flamer succeeds bail, the sniper does not.
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I lose more troops. Damn.
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Some troops get in.
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Officer fucks them up.
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Corpse pile.
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Ladybug on playing field
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Flamer makes heroic feat.
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He breaks the wall.
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And shoots his fuel tank.
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Mandalore decides he should probably report to mission command.
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ZOOP
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Victorious team (despite the fact that my team did awesome and brikwarsy things)
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Re: [HH] Black Ops and suicide Danes

Postby SwedesInSpace » Fri Nov 07, 2014 8:07 pm

i did not understand what was going on but it looked very brikwarsy
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Re: [HH] Black Ops and suicide Danes

Postby Bluefog » Fri Nov 07, 2014 9:37 pm

I also had no idea what was happening... probably had to be there.
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Re: [HH] Black Ops and suicide Danes

Postby motorhead fan » Sun Nov 09, 2014 10:55 am

It was cool, Trinitonz's guys didn't seem to do anything much, but I liked the amount of blood and death.
the Flamer looks like something out of Wolfenstein.
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Re: [HH] Black Ops and suicide Danes

Postby Maverick » Sun Nov 09, 2014 11:51 am

SwedesInSpace wrote:i did not understand what was going on but it looked very brikwarsy


Bluefog wrote:I also had no idea what was happening... probably had to be there.

I didn't know what was going on either...

motorhead fan wrote:It was cool, Trinitonz's guys didn't seem to do anything much, but I liked the amount of blood and death.
the Flamer looks like something out of Wolfenstein.


Yeah, Trinitonz tend to use large amounts of actual tactics, compared to me, I just wreck mayhem. That's is also why I proclaimed me winner.
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Re: [HH] Black Ops and suicide Danes

Postby Zahru II » Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:39 am

Gameplay - 4
Photography - 3
Violence - 4
Writing - 2
Overall Appeal - 3

It seemed like a fun battle but the presentation of it could have been better.
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Re: [HH] Black Ops and suicide Danes

Postby Scratch » Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:56 pm

Gameplay - 4
Photography - 3
Violence - 5
Writing - 2
Overall Appeal - 3

Couldn't really tell what was going on, but it was very violent.
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Re: [HH] Black Ops and suicide Danes

Postby Silverdream » Sat Nov 22, 2014 11:16 pm

A lot of the shots and descriptions were charming in a way, but overall it lacked cohesiveness.

Instead of saying "this dude did this", maybe try to highlight what each side is doing as a whole. For example, in the photos of the black dudes, you just say they move. But you could have mentioned that your opponent was trying to flank you by splitting his army in two, and having one squad use a bottleneck.

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Photography - 3
Violence - 3
Writing - 2
Overall Appeal - 3

It's not a bad report, but it could be much better with more cohesive writing. I also have to say that that was a really well built toilet.
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