Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3
Oh god this is the best.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3
HEXONXONX: HEXONXONX
and awesome effects from last time.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3
The curse it lives on in their eyes!!
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3
I love how Natalya and I are doing almost nothing productive.
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Zupponn wrote:I love how Natalya and I are doing almost nothing productive.
Natalya wrote:Wtf is going on in this thread?
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3
King Methouse: "Hmmm, yes, very interesting, it all becomes clear now."
Soldier on a lower level of the tower: "Whats that my lord."
King Methouse: "The enemy is on the move."
Soldier: "Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"
King Methouse: "Well the bad news is, that I have no idea what they are up to. The good news is, I don't think they know either."
Soldier: "Orders, my lord?"
King Methouse: "Keep moving this tower forward for another six months and we'll see if we are in shooting range of enemy territory."
Soldier: "Yeoman! six months ahead!"
Yeoman: "Aye sir! six months ahead!"
King Methouse: "Lower the periscope and rig for silent rolling."
Soldier: "Silent rolling aye!"
Soldier on a lower level of the tower: "Whats that my lord."
King Methouse: "The enemy is on the move."
Soldier: "Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"
King Methouse: "Well the bad news is, that I have no idea what they are up to. The good news is, I don't think they know either."
Soldier: "Orders, my lord?"
King Methouse: "Keep moving this tower forward for another six months and we'll see if we are in shooting range of enemy territory."
Soldier: "Yeoman! six months ahead!"
Yeoman: "Aye sir! six months ahead!"
King Methouse: "Lower the periscope and rig for silent rolling."
Soldier: "Silent rolling aye!"
Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3
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HEXONXONX
Player: Duerer
Nega energy courses through the Hexonxonx bile. Something horrifying is happening.
ZOMBIE AWAY TEAM: Whaaat thhhe craaap
The dead Bitches and horse rise up from the slime and return as Hexonx Nega-zombies!
HEXONXITES: (gurgle)
Impaired after walking through the sludge, the pirate zombies are unprepared for the Hexonxites' attack. One zombie loses an arm, and another is hacked to bits. Their counterattacks are mostly ineffective, although the leader manages to wound the Hexonxite horse. Fighters on both sides clumsily drop swords in crit-fails.
ZOMBIE AWAY TEAM: craaap!
Meanwhile, Hexonxonx recovers from being blasted back into the ocean, and climbs into the heart of the fortress.
SHADOW KNIGHT CATAPULT OPERATOR: That's right! Come on back over here, you shitspilling squidfucker! Didn't get enough the first time round? Maybe you'd like a taste of my -
With a single swipe of its massive claw, the Hexonxonx obliterates the catapult operator, the catapult, and the wall behind them.
HEXONXONX: HEXONXONX.
HEXONXONX
Player: Duerer
Nega energy courses through the Hexonxonx bile. Something horrifying is happening.
ZOMBIE AWAY TEAM: Whaaat thhhe craaap
The dead Bitches and horse rise up from the slime and return as Hexonx Nega-zombies!
HEXONXITES: (gurgle)
Impaired after walking through the sludge, the pirate zombies are unprepared for the Hexonxites' attack. One zombie loses an arm, and another is hacked to bits. Their counterattacks are mostly ineffective, although the leader manages to wound the Hexonxite horse. Fighters on both sides clumsily drop swords in crit-fails.
ZOMBIE AWAY TEAM: craaap!
Meanwhile, Hexonxonx recovers from being blasted back into the ocean, and climbs into the heart of the fortress.
SHADOW KNIGHT CATAPULT OPERATOR: That's right! Come on back over here, you shitspilling squidfucker! Didn't get enough the first time round? Maybe you'd like a taste of my -
With a single swipe of its massive claw, the Hexonxonx obliterates the catapult operator, the catapult, and the wall behind them.
HEXONXONX: HEXONXONX.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3
A mysterious ship appears on the eastern horizon!
SECRET FACTION UNLOCKED
SECRET RAINBOW FACTION 1: SHADHO EXILES
Player: Alex
RAYHO'S MOM: What are they doing here?? Methhouse!!
KING METHHOUSE: (whistling innocently)
RAYHO'S MOM: Those Shadho turncoats are supposed to be banished!
KING METHHOUSE: Banishment is so harsh. Don't think of them as turncoats. Think of them as cost-free mercenaries.
SIR RAYHO: Banished? Mom! You told me they all died of a mysterious disintegration disease! That's why we rule the Hawk lands now!
RAYHO'S MOM: What do you mean, cost-free?
KING METHHOUSE: I told them they could have the Hawk lands back if they helped us out. I'm sure it will be fine.
RAYHO'S MOM: Methhouse!!!
Natalya wrote:Wtf is going on in this thread?
Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3
Next up will be the Shadho turn, after I put together their faction summary and send it to Alex.
Natalya wrote:Wtf is going on in this thread?
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3
This battle is the real life quivalent to a battle in a Total War game where there are far too many troops on the field at the same time
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The greater the troop count, the greater the fatalities.
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Rad! More GIF magik!stubby wrote:
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3
Man, this battle is so great. So funny!