TURN ONE:WIZARDS (Zahru)
These old guys are quick on their feet when it comes to initiative. Randalf the Blue makes a break for it...
And sprints across the entire field in one move, damn! Pretty spry for an old guy.
He arms himself with a Hell's Soup Ladle, which ordinarily would be a minifig tool, but since we're on the set of hell's kitchen it's a heavy weapon.
Sourman attempts to use a feat to transform the boring items in his hands with wizardly magiks
But his green magik sputters out on him [Feat Failed]NEWLYWEDS (Brikguy)
The Bride also runs pretty well for wearing a full length dress. She sprints for the kitchen closet.
Already having used his actions for the turn, Randalf can only gaze in horror as the Bride withdraws a hatchet and a bloody karving knife, cackling madly.
The Groom grabs a pizza...
It smaks Sir Willius in the face, dealing no damage.
Sir Willius: Mmm, anchovy!SPACE HEROES (Alex)
One-Eyed Joe grabs a coffee mug and heads for the weapons, while behind him Space Heroine Ashley gives herself a little boost with her rocket boots [Feat Successful]
They arm themselves with another bloody karving knife and a batarang (which has a throwing range of 5" rather than 3")DEMONS (AtomikPunk)
Chef Gore-don uses a feat to turn his frying pan into a flaming frying pan, but forgot to fill it with oil first. Now it's just a hot frying pan [Feat Failed]
He throws it at the Bride anyway.
But she's too far away for his crappy roll, and the pan lands with a wimpy little ploop
in the lava stream.
Sexxica "crosses half the bridge violently"WHAMM!!
Poor bridge never knew what hit it.KNIGHTS (Motorheadfan)
Raddus and Willius take off, but where are they going?
Raddus: C'mere old man!
Sourman: May maggots feast on your eyes!
This doesn't look good for ol' Sourman...
The round is over, but what's that strange scuttling noise coming from the hellportal...?
It crashes open, and vile creatures start pouring out! Looks like Chef Gore-don forgot to lock the pantry door and all of his delicious ingredients have escaped!SECRET FACTION UNLOCKED: HELL'S KITCHEN COOKING SUPPLIES
Bann, these creatures all have the following statistics: mov 3" skill d6 armor 3, bite/claw/stinger use 3 range CC damage 1. In other words, five of them will have to team attack on one minifig to overcome its armor. The monkey has hands so it can pick up weapons, but since it runs on all fours its movement will be impaired. More creatures will arrive next turn.
They look kinda angry...
End of turn 1 overwatch. Ready for turn 2 orders!