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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 1]

Postby sahasrahla » Thu Mar 23, 2017 4:56 pm

much more satisfied with the levels of violence in the orders i'm getting this turn guys, good job. heard from everybody except alex
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 1]

Postby TheAtomikpunk » Thu Mar 23, 2017 5:18 pm

sahasrahla wrote:much more satisfied with the levels of violence in the orders i'm getting this turn guys, good job. heard from everybody except alex

Strange. I don't remember what I said.
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 1]

Postby sahasrahla » Thu Mar 23, 2017 5:33 pm

oh yeah, and you. i got mixed up because i had a pm from you, but it wasn't orders
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 1]

Postby TheAtomikpunk » Thu Mar 23, 2017 6:34 pm

sahasrahla wrote:oh yeah, and you. i got mixed up because i had a pm from you, but it wasn't orders

Ok, gotcha.
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 1]

Postby Alex » Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:22 pm

Orders sent.
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 2]

Postby sahasrahla » Sun Mar 26, 2017 2:18 pm

TURN TWO

Wizards (Zahru):

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In a brave and desperate move, Sourman casts a mighty green spell, attempting to turn himself into a living bomb. Green magiks begin to glow from his hands...

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BOOM!! He detonates in a terrible explosion, killing all three of them. (sorry motorheadfan)
[Feat Critically Successful] [Knights Eliminated]

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Randalf charges the groom, wielding his soup ladle menacingly.

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He is not as lucky as Sourman, critfailing and stumbling right into the groom's waiting arms! the newlyweds had been planning for just such a slip-up!

The Newlyweds (Brikguy)

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The groom hoists old Randalf and pins him to the table.

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The bride approaches and laughs wickedly.

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She raises her weapons to strike

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And... tickles Randalf's foot. Her damage roll was abysmal.
Groom: hey, i'm the only one you're allowed to tickle!

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Randalf is confused.

Hell's Kitchen Cooking Supplies (Bann)

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The dinner ingredients swarm Sexxica and Gore-don.

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Sexxica wanted to be eaten out, but not like this

Demons (Atomikpunk)

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Gore-don survives and stabs a scorpion with his katana and grabs a snake. he can now use the snake as a weapon until it escapes his grab.

Space heroes (Alex)

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One-Eyed Joe pitches his batarang.

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He hits the bride but doesn't kill her, criticals on the groom, and misses Randalf. The bride doesn't seem all that put out, surprisingly.

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Space Heroine Ashley attempts to use her rocket boots again, but they malfunction on her! [Feat Failed]

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She lands off-target and disrupted.

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More ingredients begin creeping over the walls, led by the terrible and deadly Kawaii Kat

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Overwatch. Ready for orders!
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 2]

Postby RedRover » Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:08 pm

"Sexxica wanted to be eaten out, but not like this"  :warhead:
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 2]

Postby Zupponn » Sun Mar 26, 2017 4:35 pm

Obviously Randalf and the bride are going to get it on. :warhead:
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 2]

Postby Narwhal King » Wed Mar 29, 2017 9:20 am

Zupponn wrote:Obviously Randalf and the bride are going to get it on. :warhead:

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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 2]

Postby sahasrahla » Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:46 pm

we'll find out as soon as i get orders from bann
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 3]

Postby sahasrahla » Sun Apr 02, 2017 12:57 pm

TURN THREE:

Newlyweds (Brikguy)

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Spotting her last remaining rival on the field, the Bride violently dispatches Space Heroine Ashley, thus confirming her spot as the best pair of boobs on the show (Randalf's saggy old man boobs don't count).

Demons (AtomikPunk)

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Chef Gore-don looks over at his deceased partner and exclaims, "Well, at least I'm a necrophiliac!  :warhead: "

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He then applies snake poison to his chef sword.

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And attacks the monkey with the snake, but misses.

Wizards (Zahru)

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Randalf the Blue executes a flawless combat roll off the table.

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He then chucks his soup ladle at the Bride, but unfortunately due to range penalties he misses.

Space Heroes (Alex)

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One-Eyed Joe takes up a chainsaw and attempts to avenge his space commander

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He misses pretty bad.

Hell's Kitchen Cooking Supplies (Bann)

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(Never got orders from Bann so I NPC'd the army of ingredients this turn). The whole pile of them turn on Chef Gore-don

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And, with some pretty devastating attack rolls, reduce him to bones and powder. [Demons Eliminated]

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The other critters attack Randalf, now unarmed and helpless, but their rolls suck and he survives.

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Turn three overwatch. Send in orders if your team is still alive!
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 3]

Postby TheAtomikpunk » Sun Apr 02, 2017 2:37 pm

:(  :omnom:  :studgod:
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]

Postby sahasrahla » Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:10 pm

TURN FOUR

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Randalf decides to book it for safety and hope the remaining teams will kill each other for him. For shame, Randalf

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The Bride attempts to slice One-Eyed Joe into bloody ribbons, but her damage rolls just aren't cutting it. get it. cutting, haha.

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Joe... critfails, and drops his chainsaw. errybody gettin embarrassed this turn

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the Kitchen Ingredients push Sexxica's desiccated corpse into the lava in an attempt to build a bridge. The lava critfailed its damage roll too! then i remembered that sexxica is immune to fire damage anyway lol

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the rest of the critters move up but can't get to anything. honestly guys i'd be most worried about the Kitchen Supplies at this point in the game, they're turning out more dangerous than I expected.

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Turn 4 overwatch. disappointingly blood-free this round, but next round should be gruesome.
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]

Postby sahasrahla » Wed Apr 19, 2017 6:27 pm

sorry for the delay, next turn going up tomorrow. i've had everyone's orders for a couple days now, but i've been super busy with settling into my new job (at legoland whaaaaaat)
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]

Postby TheVengefulOne » Wed Apr 19, 2017 6:42 pm

sahasrahla wrote:sorry for the delay, next turn going up tomorrow. i've had everyone's orders for a couple days now, but i've been super busy with settling into my new job (at legoland whaaaaaat)


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