TURN TWOWizards (Zahru):
In a brave and desperate move, Sourman casts a mighty green spell, attempting to turn himself into a living bomb. Green magiks begin to glow from his hands...
BOOM!! He detonates in a terrible explosion, killing all three of them. (sorry motorheadfan)
[Feat Critically Successful] [Knights Eliminated]
Randalf charges the groom, wielding his soup ladle menacingly.

He is not as lucky as Sourman, critfailing and stumbling right into the groom's waiting arms! the newlyweds had been planning for just such a slip-up!
The Newlyweds (Brikguy)
The groom hoists old Randalf and pins him to the table.

The bride approaches and laughs wickedly.

She raises her weapons to strike

And... tickles Randalf's foot. Her damage roll was abysmal.
Groom: hey, i'm the only one you're allowed to tickle!

Randalf is confused.
Hell's Kitchen Cooking Supplies (Bann)
The dinner ingredients swarm Sexxica and Gore-don.

Sexxica wanted to be eaten out, but not like this
Demons (Atomikpunk)
Gore-don survives and stabs a scorpion with his katana and grabs a snake. he can now use the snake as a weapon until it escapes his grab.
Space heroes (Alex)
One-Eyed Joe pitches his batarang.

He hits the bride but doesn't kill her, criticals on the groom, and misses Randalf. The bride doesn't seem all that put out, surprisingly.

Space Heroine Ashley attempts to use her rocket boots again, but they malfunction on her!
[Feat Failed]
She lands off-target and disrupted.

More ingredients begin creeping over the walls, led by the terrible and deadly Kawaii Kat

Overwatch. Ready for orders!