Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

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Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

Postby Archduke » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:26 pm

Episode 1: So it begins...
(a quick BTW, I am writhing this during the reign of the Microsoft music)

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Kōkatsu: (with the golden sword) C'mon, I know for a fact that you have an ultimate form, why won't you show us?

Isan: (with the tree behind him) Kōkatsu, you are out of line.

Kōkatsu: That question wasn't directed at you.

Ajariu: (in the middle) The more you ask, the less I care.

Kōkatsu: Do you care enough to show us?

Ajariu: No, I'm not going to show you anything.

Kōkatsu: why, is it too hot for us?

Ajariu: If you don't shut up, the only "ultimate" you're going to see is me cutting your face off.

(Isan makes a motion to stop the bickering)

Isan: This is where our teacher said he would meet us. No one is here, and I am sure that we are looking at a large puddle of blood.

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Kōkatsu: Let's look around, I don't like this.

:mystery:

Suddenly, three red masked men appear along with a warrior clad in green armor

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General Kenkenkenkenkenkenken: Get them!

The warriors close in

Ajariu: Stand back,Sweeping Strike!

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She knocks back the whole group of enemy warriors in one mighty sweep

Isan: And now, we finish them.

(Scene change)

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Masuku: My Emperor, soon I will gave gained total control of your forces, and your victory will be secured.

Emperor:Do not be so modest, the destruction of the Shogunate will be a victory for all of us.

Masuku: This victory matters only to me if you keep your word.

Epmeror: *seriously* You have not won my favor yet Samurai.




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Re: Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

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Re: Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

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Re: Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

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Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai (魔法の侍冒険の戦い) Episode 2

Postby Archduke » Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:10 pm

Episode 2: the masked samurai...

Location: the castle of Masuku
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General Kyōryokuna: (the samurai below) Surrender Masuku-san, by order of the Shogun, you are under arrest!

Masuku: Kyōryokuna-dono, I do not answer to the Shogun. Do you wish for a fight?

General Kyōryokuna: You have been killing off your allies Masuku-san. That is a war crime and I must take you in.

Masuku: I am acting under the Emperor's orders. Must we fight?

General Kyōryokuna: Well then my worthy foe, battle we must.

Masuku jumps from the roof of the palace, laning in an epic pose, Kyōryokuna just manages to deflect the blade from piercing his throat.
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General Kyōryokuna: Upward Thrusting Strike!

Masuku catches the general's blade between his two swords as the general slashes,

General Kyōryokuna: oah!

Masuku twists his blades, launching the general several feet in the air. He lands on his side with a mighty thud as his sword snaps in half. The Shogunate soldiers quickly help him to his feet and rush him off of the battlefield

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(scene change)

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Kōkatsu: Wait, so that wasn't your ultimate?

Ajairu: I told you, it's not a different form, it's just a more powerful attack. You only have an ultimate if you are born with one, but you can learn special attacks with time and focus. That one only took me about a week to get correct.

Kōkatsu: Cool, but still not your ultimate.

Isan: Quiet Kōkatsu, your behavior is insulting.

Suddenly, a masked figure sweeps in knocking aside Kōkatsu and striking at Ajairu

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Isan: I have an idea!

Isan and Ajairu: Typhoon Attack!

The two warriors slice in to the ninja, knocking him to the ground

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Kōkatsu: Cool, a combined attack!

Ninja: *groans* alright, you have me, *coughs* what are you going to do with me?

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Re: Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

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Re: Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

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Re: Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

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Re: Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai episode 3 (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

Postby Archduke » Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:20 pm

Episode 3, Rival Match...

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Ninja: Listen, I can't tell you my name, but I can tell you that I'm not working for anyone, I am acting on my own as one of the few resistors of Masuku.

Kōkatsu: Masuku? What is this Masuku?

Ninja: He is a samurai, and a deadly one at that. He is called Masuku because his face is eternally hidden behind a wooden mask.

Kōkatsu: I don't get it, why do you want to defeat him if you aren't working for the Shogunate?


Ninja: Masuku is behind many political and military assassinations, he is breaking the rules of warfare, therefore he must die.

a pause...

Ninja: Now I must go, detain me no longer.

He exits, and the tree warriors continue walking

Scene change...

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The group are greeted by a purple robed samurai

Hokori: (samurai) Greetings, I have been looking for you.

Ajairu: I should have known that you would be stalking us.

Hokori: You should be so quick to anger.

Ajairu: Just as you were quick to call me your rival.

Hokori: Quiet now! Words shall get us no place, the only way that we can settle this, a battle using the same attack!

The two jump into an attack position

Ajairu: Rushing Thrust Attack!

Hokori: Rushing Thrust Attack!

The two warriors' swords clash in midair with great speed, the clashing blades creating sparks as the rivals focus their respective attacks with all of their might

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Ajairu: *nervously* heh heh, I guess sometimes I don't know my own strength.

She quickly puts her helmet back on and the three make begin to walk away.

Hokori: uuuuuuuguhuu

scene change...

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Masuku: *entering* General, I'm so so sorry Shinkokuna-dono, I did not ask these devils to do this, to the gaurds leave at once you fools, I am disgusted by your behavior, I bud you pray that I do not mention this to the Emperor.

The gaurds drop Shinkokuna and leave

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Masuku: I'm so sorry about that, my humblest apologies my friend. I was hoping to interrogate you without such an abominable blood letting.

General Shinkokuna: You do not care about me, only what I am worth to you.

Masuku: *chuckles* If I taught that my men could have killed you when you were captured. I brought you hare because you are the greatest field commander on both planets, I want to give you a better assignment.

General Shinkokuna: ern...

To be continued...


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Re: Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

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Re: Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

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Re: Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

Postby AnnoyedZebra » Sun Apr 23, 2017 1:43 am

that guy would probably commit sepuku rather than work for the other guy. Anyway this is getting quite interesting
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Re: Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai Episode 4 (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

Postby Archduke » Sun Apr 23, 2017 4:19 pm

Episode 4; The battle

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Masuku: Greetings Admiral sir, It is a pleasure to see you, I'm sorry that you did not catch me at a more continent time.

Space Admrial Perry: I don't intend to stay very long, I just hope you can talk some sense into your Emperor, or else I will have no choice to glass both planets with the fleet orbiting us now.

Masuku: I have spoken to him Admiral, and he offers to open our borders to trade, but first, you must bring me the Samurai known as Mugen-no-ken.

Space Admiral Perry: I will see to it.

Scene change...

Kōkatsu: I say we side with the Emperor, I don't want our worlds to be run by the military.

Isan: No, we must side with the Shogun. Why would we even consider siding with the Emperor when he's got that Masuku character working for him.

Kōkatsu: He's just using Masuku to defeat the Shogun, then he's going to get rid of him and create a peaceful system.

Ajairu: I'm not taking sides yet, we don't need more enemies.

Soldier: (with the hammer) You have enemies enough already.

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they jump into action against the soldiers

Ajairu: Sweeping Strike!

Isan: Crushing Blast!

Kōkatsu: I want to learn a move!

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The fight continues violently, then a squad of Shogunate infantry joins the Frey

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The three warriors use this fight as a distraction to escape the fight and run to a small house nearby

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Ajairu: oh, that poor samurai.

Isan: At least he died honorably.

Mugen-no-ken: (center) I'm not dead, and I haven't had honor in centuries...


TO BE CONTINUED...
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Re: Mahō no samurai bōken notatakai Episode 5 (魔法の侍冒険の戦い)

Postby Archduke » Mon Apr 24, 2017 4:10 pm

Episode 5: The Endless Sword...

There once was a great samurai warrior from a wealthy family, his hubris and arrogance was surpassed by next to none...

When he was a young man, he spent his family's entire fortune on a magical sword...

This sword was eternally bound to him, giving him invincibility...

The Emperor and the Shogun both saw the potential danger that this man presented, and so they agreed to give him a unit of archers to lead, and the task of defeating an evil Samurai who had been pillaging the countryside...

At first the Samurai looked down upon his men, assuming that they could never be more than peasants...


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But the soldiers did not flinch to the Samurai's harsh words, they saw good in him....

And so they trained in the arts of combat...

And they became like brothers...

The Samurai finally had a family to call his own.


Then came the day of battle...

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The Samurai knew that he would win this day, after all he could not be killed, and the fight began...

The Samurai broke from the fighting so that he could take on his foe alone...

The fell Warrior knew that he did not stand a chance against his opponent, but he held his own for many minutes...

The Samurai landed a cutting strike, dropping his opponent...

The Dark warrior fell to the ground, chuckling as he uttered his final words: "You may have one the fight, but your nearsightedness has cost you an eternity of pain.


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It was then when the Samurai saw his folly, he sank to his knees and wept,

Mugen-no-ken: (sobbing)Naze Naze Nazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Trapped...in an eternity of regret...and loneliness...with not even death as en escape...the endless sword broken... ... ...

To Be Continued....
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