Get that Teleportium! (Turn 5)

[Cakeman]

Apart from the carnage, also enjoying the scenery. It's a Nice little town.

[Silent-sigfig]

Just need orders from bann154 to finish up the second turn.

[Silent-sigfig]

Celestial Kingdom(played by Scratch)



A Tao Tie beats down the last criminal.



His partner goes outside, knocking several cops down.



He enters the white building, startling some clowns.



Wun Tu dances around, triggering and dodging all the response fire. (FEAT SUCCESSFUL).



The remaining conscripts charge out, guns blazing.





They kill an Eldorrian and a Legionnaire.

45th Union(played by Archduke)



The troops rush the Eldorrians.



Despite losing two to response fire, they manage to shoot down two marines.





The Spetznaz fires his grenade launcher, killing the last marine and all the civilians in the beer garden.



El Capitan was successfully redshirted into the be building.

Eldorria(played by DJ Squidley)



El Capitan orders the warmest piss they have.



The commando takes of running, dodging response fire (not pictured).



He tries to set up response fire, but the building appears unfinished. He lies in wait.

Trattoria(played by Darkstorm)



Colonel Tonk slams her head into the wall, but does nothing (Feat FAILED!). Her troops pretend not to notice.



This guy runs up the stairs.



He shoots a 45th Union trooper, and ducks away from response fire.



These two kill two Legionnaires.



One gets killed by response fire, and the other ducks into cover.



He notices that the garage is empty.

Imperial Magikiatrate(played by RedRover



Plaerus focuses on maintaining the damage boost, while his men gun down two Celestial Kingdom Conscripts.



Another exchanges fire with the Eldorrian commando, although both survive.

Immortal Empire(played by bann154)



The Venator engages the Tao, Tie.



He gains the upper hand, as the Huntress joins him.



The Pyroclast barbecues a Trattorian.



The surviving legionnaires enter the grocery store.

Overviews







Surviving units:

Immortals: 1 Hero, 2 Specialists, 2 Troops.
Eldorria: 1 Hero, 1 Specialist.
Imperial Magikistrate: 1 Hero, 4 Troops.
Trattoria: 1 Hero, 1 Robot, 3 Troops.
Celestial Kingdom: 1 Hero, 1 Specialist, 1 Troop.
45th Union: 1 Hero,  2 Specialists, 2 Troops.

SEND IN TURN 3 ORDERS!!

[Silent-sigfig]

Imperial Magikistrate(played by Scratch)



Plaerus works more magic, blurring the screen.



Strange energy begins to flow around this fountain--Anything in this radius at the end of the next turn will be teleported to an IM ship in orbit.



They then huddle up around the teleportium guy and set up response fire.

Immortal Empire(played by Bann154)



This proves to be a mistake, as the Huntress loads an explosive arrow. She takes response fire, but either the legionnaire redshirts, or she absorbs it.



KABOOM!-Three IM agents die(one dies redshirting Plaerus to safety), but the guy holding the teleportium lives.



He is then attacked by the Venator, but he survives the damage.

Eldorria(played by Dj Squidley)



El Capitan runs into the grey building.



The commando tries to shoot the 45th Union guys, but critfails and falls into a puddle of blood.

45th Union(played by Scratch)



One trooper continues running into the lower floor of the poker room.





Seeing an opportunity, Captain Cheeto and the other trooper go to execute Plaerus, but supernatural reflexes on the part of the final agent lets him redshirt the damage. (and die. there was a lot of damage.) He drops the teleportium in the process.

Trattoria(played by Darkstorm)



The Trattorians charge! The robot realizes he needs to reattach his arm.



As everyone else stops and takes in what is going on, one operator and the hoplite fail and killing the huntress.

Celestial Kingdom(played by Scratch)



Wun Tu swiftly decapitates the Venator, the only guy close to him.



He then runs and throws the teleportium a measly 2 inches away.

OVERVIEWS











Surviving Units:

Trattoria: 1 Hero, 1 Robot, 3 Grunts.

45th Union: 1 Hero, 2 Grunts.

Eldorria: 1 Hero, 1 Commando.

Celestial Kingdom, Immortals, Imperial Magikistrate: 1 Hero.

SEND IN TURN 5 ORDERS!

[sahasrahla]

lol fuk yeah drunk capitan

[DJ Squidley]

Imagined by the mind of a 14 year old.

[TastySkippy123]

Your bayonet design is ingenious. Is it copyrighted?

[DJ Squidley]

Oh, it's silent sigfig's faction, not mine.  Sorry.

[Silent-sigfig]

God dammit I edited thr turn 3 post to be turn 4 :/

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Celestial Kingdom(played by Scratch)



A Tao Tie beats down the last criminal.



His partner goes outside, knocking several cops down.



He enters the white building, startling some clowns.



Wun Tu dances around, triggering and dodging all the response fire. (FEAT SUCCESSFUL).



The remaining conscripts charge out, guns blazing.





They kill an Eldorrian and a Legionnaire.

45th Union(played by Archduke)



The troops rush the Eldorrians.



Despite losing two to response fire, they manage to shoot down two marines.





The Spetznaz fires his grenade launcher, killing the last marine and all the civilians in the beer garden.



El Capitan was successfully redshirted into the be building.

Eldorria(played by DJ Squidley)



El Capitan orders the warmest piss they have.



The commando takes of running, dodging response fire (not pictured).



He tries to set up response fire, but the building appears unfinished. He lies in wait.

Trattoria(played by Darkstorm)



Colonel Tonk slams her head into the wall, but does nothing (Feat FAILED!). Her troops pretend not to notice.



This guy runs up the stairs.



He shoots a 45th Union trooper, and ducks away from response fire.



These two kill two Legionnaires.



One gets killed by response fire, and the other ducks into cover.



He notices that the garage is empty.

Imperial Magikiatrate(played by RedRover



Plaerus focuses on maintaining the damage boost, while his men gun down two Celestial Kingdom Conscripts.



Another exchanges fire with the Eldorrian commando, although both survive.

Immortal Empire(played by bann154)



The Venator engages the Tao, Tie.



He gains the upper hand, as the Huntress joins him.



The Pyroclast barbecues a Trattorian.



The surviving legionnaires enter the grocery store.

Overviews







Surviving units:

Immortals: 1 Hero, 2 Specialists, 2 Troops.
Eldorria: 1 Hero, 1 Specialist.
Imperial Magikistrate: 1 Hero, 4 Troops.
Trattoria: 1 Hero, 1 Robot, 3 Troops.
Celestial Kingdom: 1 Hero, 1 Specialist, 1 Troop.
45th Union: 1 Hero,  2 Specialists, 2 Troops.

SEND IN TURN 3 ORDERS!!

[Silent-sigfig]

Need orders from redrover and Bann

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45th Union (played by Archduke)



"Okay nerds, hand over the poker chips!"



While the grunt upstairs is mugging the casino patrons, Captain Cheeto and the remaining grunt fail at killing any Trattorians.



They opt instead to grab the teleportium. Captain Cheeto grabs the grunt.



They sprint off.

Trattoria (played by Darkstorm)



Colonel Tonk throws the bomb!



Wiping out one of her own grunts, the 45th Union troop, and sending both Cheeto and the teleportium flying.



They Then grab the teleportium and move back.

Celestial Kingdom (played by Scratch)



"Feel my ancestral spirits overpower your feeble mind" Cries the Wun Tu, focusing his energy at Mage Plaerus.



"Umm...I'm a very intellegent wizard. Outsmarting your ancestors is child's play." (FEAT FAILED).



"OUTSMART THIS!"

Eldorria (played by DJ Squidley)



El Capitan Drunkenly rigs a trap outside and grabs into the OT box.



(The Trap)



"Yes! The Sphere of Silverness!"



The commando charges with his bayonet!



He doesn't charge well enough.

Immortal Empire (played by Bann154)



The huntress leaps in the air, firing lots of arrows.



"That's one..."



"Two..."



"...Shit."

Imperial Magikistrate (NPC'd)



Plaerus cuts his losses and dives into the fountain. Wun Tu leaps after him in a tackle...



To his immediate regret, as the teleportation beam bisects him.

(Battle was almost over, so I NPC'd the rest.



"Thanks Nerds"



"Get off me!" Cheeto kills the commando.



El Capitan dives off the battlefield with the sphere.

ELDORRIAN SECONDARY OBJECTIVE COMPLETE!



Tonk decapitates the huntress.



Seeing her being distracted, Cheeto rushed Tonk.



BLAMBLAMBLAM



"

Code: Select all

Local Area Secure. Advise: Urgent Retreat with objective.

"

"Agreed."



"I may not be able to pay off those debts, but this will surely put me in the good graces of Command.

TRATTORIAN PIRMARY OBJECTIVE COMPLETE

TRATTORIAN VICTORY

(Also the 45th Union Grunt escaped with the poker chips, achieving their secondary objective.)













The Survivors.

Thanks to all my players for playing. This was a ton of fun to host, and gives me a direction to go with the story soon.

I hope you all had fun playing.

[sahasrahla]

satisfactory amount of death

[Archduke]

This was a really fun game, and you did a great job with the photos. Well done to darkstorm for winning, and good job to my team for getting those poker chips

[DJ Squidley]

Thanks so much for hosting!  Enjoy cleaning everything up.
Plus, OH YEAH!!!!  SECONDARY OBJECTIVE AND SURVIVING GENERAL!!!  Suck it.