The Dark-Austrio Pact

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The Dark-Austrio Pact

Postby Archduke » Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:16 pm

Location: Beitac III

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Burgomaster: Darkstorm, I'm so glad you came, Shocking what happened to this world in such a short amount of time
Darkstorm: Yes, we must continue to expand and grow our power, this world was one stepping-stone towards that goal
Burgomaster: Well we are all vaccinated
Darkstorm:   :x I see.
Burgomaster: I'm sorry I overstepped my bounds, I have come here to talk of friendship, not aggression.
Darkstorm: Very well then, what say you?
Burgomaster: We recently received a report from one of our survey units that a pact between our two factions was in order.
Darkstorm: I had heard, what are your terms?
Burgomaster: We will be allies and aid each other in times of war, However, after Ato overthrew the totalitarian government in BR 2k15, we set our sights on achieving the greater good, rather than conquering for destruction's sake. This means we cannot join the Kult of Darkness and maintain out moral code. We also do not wish to fight against the Omegalon Federation, while we will still supply you with resources, many of our beliefs align with those of the Federation, and again, we do not wish to go against our morals. You are perfectly capable of defeating them on your own. Also, you bring doughnuts.
Darkstorm: Very well then, I shall report to my superiors, we will meet you again on the dark side of planet Ovedium with our list of terms (and doughnuts) and establish our pact.
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Burgomaster: Very well then, I look forward to our next meeting, and perhaps even calling you friend.
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To Be continued by Darkstorm!!!
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Re: The Dark-Austrio Pact

Postby Archduke » Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:18 pm

This thread is up now
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Re: The Dark-Austrio Pact

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:19 am

:tiger:
Nice work!
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Re: The Dark-Austrio Pact

Postby Darkstorm » Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:43 am

XD I already had a soap that I was going to post anyway that fits almost perfectly with this, before this was even posted  :wtc:
I'll get it up as soon as possible.
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Re: The Dark-Austrio Pact

Postby Darkstorm » Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:22 pm

Somewhere, at Darkstorm Shipyard 27
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Dark King: I apologize that Darkstorm could not be here in person.
Space Austrian Delegate: As am I, that none of my superiors could.
Dark King: To get to business, the trade agreement has been reviewed. The Darkstorm Alliance welcomes your contribution, and understands why you don't want to get involved in the fighting.

off to the side...

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Praetorian Spy (a whisper, to the radio): confirmed, the Darkstorm empire is talking to the Space Austrians. Copy.
Radio: *I need you to try to stay as hidden as possible. Do everything you can to observe and no-*
DRK Guard: HEY! Who are you? Put your weapon down and hands in the air! I said hands in the-
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BAM!

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*I've got you now...*
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Guards 1,2,3: Don't move! Stay on the ground! We've got him!
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To soon be continued...
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Re: The Dark-Austrio Pact

Postby Darkstorm » Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:39 pm

Unknown location, in an interrogation chamber

DRK Captain: At last, the prisoner wakes up.
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Praetorian: I will never tell you anything!
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DRK Captain: I doubt that...let me see your face.
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Praetorian: I will never tell... you that the Praetorians are preparing to attack the Kult of Darkness! I'll never say that I'm a Praetorian Spy sent to analyze your military capabilities and to disrupt your infrastructure! Never!
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DRK Captain: I see. You have been very helpful. I will not kill you, then. *throws the spy to the ground*
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Spy: You'll never break me! You'll nev- *urk*

DRK Captain: Instead, you shall turn to the Darkness...
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The Darkness shall now rise
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Who's next? should we get dilanski to do a soap about the Praetorians?
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Re: The Dark-Austrio Pact

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Tue Jun 27, 2017 3:08 am

Yes, yes we should.
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Re: The Dark-Austrio Pact

Postby Darkstorm » Tue Jun 27, 2017 11:26 am

Hiremas Alkerith wrote:Yes, yes we should.

Should I PM him to get his attention or do you want to do that?
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Re: The Dark-Austrio Pact

Postby Captain-Camper » Tue Jun 27, 2017 3:00 pm

Has dilanski even declared war on you guys yet
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Re: The Dark-Austrio Pact

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Wed Jun 28, 2017 3:29 am

Not exactly, he says he's been busy looking for a job or something, but he's working on it.
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Re: The Dark-Austrio Pact

Postby Omega Prime » Wed Jun 28, 2017 4:20 pm

Yay, you used my planet!
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