Galakto-Scale

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Galakto-Scale

Postby Arkbrik » Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:24 am

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A hungry spider looks for food.

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But there is little to be found on the pavement.

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There's a whole planet to search.

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The planet is part of a star system, which itself is just part of the ocean of stars known as...

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Galaxia Nehellenium. A trillion dreams and a quadrillion nightmares.

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The galaxy is just one among many. But there are even bigger things here.

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A void-behemoth. One of the largest lifeforms in the BrikVerse.

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These creatures exist on a scale unimaginable to lesser beings. What are their concerns? What thoughts cross their gargantuan minds?

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"Hey asshole! Thought you were a black hole at first, cause you suck so much!"

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"Say what bitch?"

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"Bring it!"

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"Oof!"

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"Take that!"

"Akh!"

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"Now who's the sucker? Huh? Huh?"

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"Yeah, that's right. Don't mess with me."

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"Motherfucker."
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Re: Galakto-Scale

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:29 am

I feel like these creatures could make for some epic battles.....
How about having a forum battle between two of these creatures?
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At the same time the battle has a battle being fought ON each of the creatures by more normal sized creatures?
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Re: Galakto-Scale

Postby Duerer » Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:36 am

That's a pretty clever soap!
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Re: Galakto-Scale

Postby sahasrahla » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:27 am

lol, nice
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Re: Galakto-Scale

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:34 am

A very interesting soap, not sure anyone's ever done something like this before with that many different scales.  :tiger:
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Re: Galakto-Scale

Postby motorhead fan » Tue Aug 29, 2017 12:29 pm

I would love to see a forum battle with these things, it could be fun to destroy the entire Nehellenium in one stomp.
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Re: Galakto-Scale

Postby Omega Prime » Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:03 pm

"welp, there goes another galaxy..."
"Don't worry, there's more where they came from."

Shouldn't the studs for the spider scene be obscenely large as well to be to scale?
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i can make a hat
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Re: Galakto-Scale

Postby Hamahaki » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:25 pm

INFINITY BIG BANG STORM!
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Re: Galakto-Scale

Postby BriksKrieg » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:46 pm

lol. I like this
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