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Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby Vason » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:58 am

In the far reaches of deep space, heretical experiments take place. Biologikal mixing of Yellow and Peach. Blending brix from the Nega-verse with properly QC'd ABS. K'NEX.

This story concerns none of these. What it does concern is an 8+ hour long fight over the results of an attempt to harness O-Point energy.

Zero-point energy? No, no, that was harnessed ages ago. ORANGE POINT ENERGY.

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This is the ORANGE POINT MODULE. A result of tests done by the Olde Republik, it sandwiches concentrated OT between one of the few things that can hope to harness it, it's Generik Cinematik opposite, BT, and can provide even more infinite power than a mere ZPM can.

Two factions wish to claim its power for their own.

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Controlled by Vason are the Corporate Octan Occupying Knights, whose army breakdown can be found in the Armories forum.

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Controlled by EternityOfDeath, the Black Raiders of the Hellscape.

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Full of demons of every shape and size, (whose proper names I'll edit in later) the B.R.o.t.H are led by the blackest, broodiest, most darkest fig of all....BATMAN. On a Dragon Horse.

TURN ZERO OVERWATCH

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Here the two armies square off for battle upon a Koincedentally symmetrical field of darkness.
Rules, House rules, and objectives in play:
6: Armies are up to 500 CP each.
7: No Creation may have more than 2d10 Structure. (We've found that higher SLs really bog down already slow games as huge as this one.)
9: While victory may be achieved by simply annihilating the enemy side, it may also be achieved by stealing the OPM from within the Star Destroyer.

Map of the Star Destroyer Interior
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The Green path can be accessed by anything size 2" and lower, or 2 size 1"s side by side. The Orange paths can only be accessed by size 1" and lower. The desk and chair provide cover, and the passage to the box containing the OPM is accessed by sitting in the chair and spinning it around, effectively halving movement for the turn.

TURN 1 - C.O.O.K.s

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The C.O.O.Ks win the the WISG roll to go first, and immediately Octavian Fett is off like a shot, dumping all of his SN dice into movement as his jetpack rockets him towards the doors of the Star Destroyer. The Drones and a Squad of Melee folks struggle to catch up with a sprint.

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The rest of them move forward, some sprinting, others holding actions for response fire.

TURN 1 - B.R.o.t.H

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The demons begin the march forward, taking cover against old battlements. (Demonhammer) uses his launcher's massive range to attempt a first strike!

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But a slightly low Skill roll puts the Size 2 Demon Face Explosive just short of its intended target, and right in front of the Shield Wall of the OctaKnights. The explosion washes over them harmlessly, while those behind them Bail to avoid the damage.

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More forces begin to pull up, the (DAGRON) taking flight.

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A truly ridiculous Sprint roll (total move of 22"!) by the squad of (Hellions) brings them close to the Star Destroyer's door.

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As the last of the B.R.o.t.H moves up, the Octan Fighter Tank takes a Response shot with a Cannon!

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The shot lands accurately, in the midst of the demonic forces. This could have disastrous resu---

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Oh. Never mind.

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The Red Maw of Doom launches it's own explosion against the impotent tank, killing the already-bailed Squad Leader, vaporizing his equipment, and all the SN dice that went with it.


End of TURN 1 - Overwatch
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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby Vason » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:33 am

TURN 2 - C.O.O.K.s

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Octan-1 drives in, and attempts to use a few Stunt inches to slide the trailer close enough to bash some demons with it's Size 5 Melee doors. Instead, he fails by 2", and instead the trailer begins to tip!

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The Fighter Tank is on target once again, firing both Guns and second Cannon against (LAVAHAMMER), bringing him down to 1 Size. The explosion kills Jestro and the Beastmaster, setting free the Vermin on his back.

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Green Squad opens fire with their AP pistols, each taking a separate target amongst the Heavy Armored demons, but either miss or fail to deal enough damage to kill. Green Leader launches a SN Dice-powered grenade into their midst, but the Deflection of their armor saves them.

Offscreen, Octavian Fett heads into the Star Destroyer, with the drones and melee squad not far behind.

TURN 2 - B.R.o.t.H.

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(RANGER DEMONS) weaken the cab's armor, allowing (FIRE HEAD MACE GUY) to smash it clean off

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(HEAVY ARMOR DEMONS) smash up against the Shield Wall of the OctaKnights, then realize that they can't force them into Melee Combat.

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(BIG FUGOFF SNAKE) slithers up and..uh..ruins Green Leader's day with an excessive amount of Overkill...

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...leaving only a pink mist, some bones, and his gun behind.

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(DEMONHAMMER) hops up onto the Fighter Tank, intent on smashing the cockpit open. Sadly, he whiffs.

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BATMAN, using his action to guide Dragon Horse into position, uses his Heroic Action to throw his Bananarang at Octan-1's Pilot. He fails the roll, though, causing the 'rang to come back and get eaten by the hungry Dragon Horse.

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The team of (HEAVY 2-HANDER DEMONS) reach their door, ready to enter the Star Destroyer.

End of TURN 2 - Overwatch
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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby sahasrahla » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:49 am

excellent so far
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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby Vason » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:06 pm

TURN 3 - C.O.O.K.s

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The monstrous door of Octan-1 slams through two of the (RANGER DEMONS) with Overkill, but fails to kill (FIRE HEAD MACE GUY)

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The Fighter Tank blasts the (DEMONHAMMER) with both Guns...

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...and (DEMONHAMMER)'s armor laughs.  

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The Skirmishers, however, gang up on his shins and bring him down to 1 Size. Meanwhile, the OctaKnights break their Wall and tear into one of the (HEAVY ARMOR DEMONS)

Meanwhile, Green Squad blasts at (BIG FUGOFF SNAKE), while Fett and some his Backup get further inside the Star Destroyer.

TURN 3 - B.R.o.t.H.

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Lavaria spikes Octan-1's Pilot, lifting him out of the seat and casting him aside.

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(LAVAHAMMER) gangs up on an OctaKnight with the (HEAVY ARMOR DEMONS), killing him.

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(BIG FUGOFF SNAKE) once again wrecks house, taking out the unlucky Red Squaddie that attempted to grab Green Leader's SN-laden rifle.

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Rushing between (LAVAHAMMER)'s legs, (DOUBLEAXE) cleaves a hapless Pit Crewman in half.

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(DAGRON) swoops down, spewing fire upon the squad left right outside the door, killing two of them, but leaving the last unharmed.

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The (HEAVY 2-HANDER DEMONS) reach the inside of the Star Destroyer, only to be greeted by TurtleDrone's guns! With a d8 mind, he rolls more than enough Overskill to blow through the Deflection of the lead Demon.

End of TURN 3 - Overwatch

Star Destroyer Interior
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Main Battle
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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby Vason » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:40 pm

TURN 4 - C.O.O.K.s

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Inside, TurtleDrone melts another (HEAVY 2-HANDER), while the Crew Chief and OctaDrone take up support positions, and Octavian Fett gets ever closer to his goal.

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With Octan-1 sliding to a halt due to lack of somone pressing the gas pedal, Vason (the Hero) decides it's time to reveal his trump card by ejecting the weapon assembly from the trailer, revealing the remaining members of Red Squad, Green Squad, and the OctaKnights! (RANGER DEMONS) take reaction shots, killing a Red. The Squaddies respond by killing the (RANGERS), and the Knights move out.

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The Pit Crew take out the (DEMONHAMMER), but it falls atop the Fighter Tank, forcing it to waste an action blasting it off.

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Green Squad finally finish off (BIG FUGOFF SNAKE), thankful that they wont have to meet the same horrific fate as the last two folks it killed.

TURN 4 - B.R.o.t.H.

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(DOUBLEGUN) guns down an OctaKnight with Overskill!

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(LAVAHAMMER), no longer able to use his hammer, opts to crush a Crewman in his claws.

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The Melee Demons Gang Up on an OctaKnight, slaying him.

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(DAGRON) blasts fire through a Crewman and into the Destroyer! Flames lick the heels of the Crew Chief inside, but aren't close enough to deal damage.

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BATMAN leaps from his Dragon Horse onto the top of the fighter tank.

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"I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!"  He smashes through the tank's hatch, and staves in skull of its pilot.


End of TURN 4 - Overwatch

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Main Battle
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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby stubby » Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:17 pm

Vason wrote:Image

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The rest of you have always disappointed me. But here are finally two guys who look like exactly what I always imagined brikwars players looked like
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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby Vason » Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:47 pm

TURN 5 - C.O.O.K.s

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Octavian Fett has obtained the OPM, and is on his way out! TurtleDrone blasts yet another enemy into smithereens, having somehow taken zero damage so far. The Chief and OctanDrone prepare to support Octavian's exit.

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A Crewman plants his flag into the black heart of (LAVAHAMMER), finally killing him, and briefly claiming this land for Spai--er, Octan Corp.

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Green Squad combines fire against the Size 2 (DOUBLEAXE), killing him outright.

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The last of the white OctaKnights withdraws from Melee, intent on taking out the Red Maw Of Doom. Meawhile, the remaining green and red Knights take on (FIRE HEAD MACE GUY), and the squaddies aboard the trailer attempt to take out Lavaria.

TURN 5 - B.R.o.t.H.

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The Red Maw of Doom, however, has other plans, launching an explosive at the middle of the trailer! It's off the mark by a few inches, but still manages to take out half the squad.

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Lavaria takes a stab at Vason, who misses his parry! Thankfully, the last squaddie aboard Redshirts for him.

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The (HEAVY ARMOR DEMONS) crash down hard on Green Squad, killing one each.

Meanwhile, BATMAN abandons his Dragon Horse in order to commandeer the Fighter Tank.


(Turns are getting shorter now, so Overwatches happen less often. No, I didn't totally forget to do them after some turns!
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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby Vason » Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:50 pm

stubby wrote:The rest of you have always disappointed me. But here are finally two guys who look like exactly what I always imagined brikwars players looked like


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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby Duerer » Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:05 pm

stubby wrote:The rest of you have always disappointed me. But here are finally two guys who look like exactly what I always imagined brikwars players looked like

o rly?
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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby Vason » Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:35 pm

TURN 6 - C.O.O.K.s

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After failing to stab Lavaria, Vason calls upon the Farce to Push her away.

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The final Green Squaddie kills a (HEAVY ARMOR DEMON), thankful that his pistols are Armor Piercing.

Turn 6.25 Overwatch
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(DOUBLEGUNS) blows away the last Red OctaKnight with Overskills as a Reaction

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Fett continues his way out of the Destroyer, wishing that whoever made this scenario had made the OPM a Heroic Artifakt.

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The remnants of Red Squad are have commandeered the Dragon Horse, but can't seem to force BATMAN out of the tank.

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The last white OctaKnight commandeers the Red Maw of Doom's gunnery position, and fires an explosive minion at the Demons!  (DOUBLEGUN) survives, but (FIRE HEAD MACE GUY) perishes.

TURN 6 INTERLUDE - S.T.E.W.

Too many cooks might spoil the broth, but it appears two cooks works well!



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Beef, turnip, parsnip, rutabaga, mushroom, and celery, along with a bunch of pepper and spices.

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Add in some sourdough, and you've a mighty fine meal on your hands.

TURN 6 - B.R.o.t.H.

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(DOUBLEGUN) lines up shots at Vason, but the ever faithful, and thankfully squadded up, OctaKnight steps in and takes the bullets for him, dying in the process

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A mini Demon rips the helmet off the final OctaKnight, removing his Deflection!

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BATMAN turns the tank, and blows away his former steed!

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(DAGRON) finishes off Red Squad, and lights a Crewman on fire!

End of TURN 6 - Overwatch
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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby Vason » Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:47 pm

TURN 7 - C.O.O.K.s

This turn was filled with boring crap like moving and being ineffective-but-not-so-much-as-to-be-funny.  Onto more interesting things!

TURN 7 - B.R.o.t.H.

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A (HEAVY 2-HANDER) runs the crew chief through!

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Lavaria re-engages with Vason, but fails to strike a damaging blow

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The (MINIDEMON) that ripped the Knight's helmet off reveals its reason for having done so, and blows up its held explosive in his face. This has the side effect of also killing the driver.

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The (BALL DEMON) vermin, who turns ago were set free to cause chaos, and have since then been firing Jestro's Cannon all over the place and missing, finally make their first kill!
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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby Vason » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:04 pm

TURN 8 - C.O.O.K.s

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Vason finally does something useful for once in his career, and kills Lavaria!

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The final Green Squaddie duels with the last of the (HEAVIES), having been parrying with his gun for the past while to avoid damage. He still can't manage to take out his foe, however.

TURN 8.5 - Overwatch
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The drones and Fett exited the Destroyer last turn. OctaDrone blasted (DAGRON) with an Out of Range shot from all its guns, taking him down a couple pegs.

TURN 8 - B.R.o.t.H.

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BATMAN responds by blowing away the offending Drone with the tank's Guns.

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(DAGRON) blasts fire onto the hull of TurtleDrone, but it washes over the armor ineffectually.

End of TURN 8 - Overwatch
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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby Vason » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:29 pm

Turns are super fast at this point, so there will be multiple per post.

TURN 9 - C.O.O.K.s

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The last member of Green Squad finally cracks through the armor of the last (HEAVY)!

TURN 9 - B.R.o.t.H.

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(DAGRON) rips into the soft underbelly of TurtleDrone, killing it. He's sad to find out there isn't a gooey center.

TURN 10 - C.O.O.K.s

Fett runs past (DAGRON), while Vason and his Crewman pal, as well as Green Squaddie, try to rush in to support. Vason used his Heroic Action to Push the tank around, thinking its myriad of weapons would be the greatest threat..

TURN 10 - B.R.o.t.H.

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..but Vason didn't count on being blasted with a cone of fire, and rolling crap for armor.

TURN 11 - C.O.O.K.s

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Green Squaddie kills (DOUBLEGUN), who had taken command of the Red Maw of Doom.

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Octavian Fett leaps aboard the Fighter Tank, and blasts into BATMAN's skull. Surprisingly, this doesn't kill him.

Fett: "What the hell? I threw all of my SN dice into that attack!"

BATMAN: "I'M BATMAN!!"

TURN 11 - B.R.o.t.H.

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(DAGRON) blasts fire at Fett, but fails to deal any damage!

Batman leaps from the cockpit of the Tank, sad that he has to do everything himself, and goes for a gauntleted punch...but whiffs.

BATMAN: "But...I'm BATMAN?"

Fett: "And I'm a FETT."
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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby Vason » Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:00 pm

TURN 12 - C.O.O.K.s

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Fett loads his SN Dice into another shot, and blasts BATMAN, finally taking him out.

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Green Squaddie fires up at (DAGRON), but doesn't manage to kill him.

TURN 12 - B.R.o.t.H.

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The Dragon Rider, tired of (DAGRON)'s flames being ineffectual, leaps and cuts Fett down, taking the OPM from his warm, dead hands!

TURN 13 - C.O.O.K.s

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The Green Squaddie, enraged at Fett's death, guns down the Dragon Rider, and takes the OPM from his...probably cold, likely undead, hands.

TURN 13 - B.R.o.t.H.

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The (HEAVY 2-HANDERS), who have only been able to get this far across the map because of each other (Marching specialty), climb aboard the tank to do battle with the Squaddie! However, neither can kill him!

(DAGRON) can't maneuver to cook Green without hitting his allies!

TURN 14 - C.O.O.K.s

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Green blows one away!

TURN 14 - B.R.o.t.H.

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The other is his downfall, as the axe cleaves him in twain.

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The (HEAVY) picks up the OPM...

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...climbs atop (DAGRON), and leaves for the Underworld.
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Re: Battle for the OPM [C.O.O.K.s vs. B.R.o.t.H.]

Postby stubby » Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:32 pm

Duerer wrote:
stubby wrote:The rest of you have always disappointed me. But here are finally two guys who look like exactly what I always imagined brikwars players looked like

o rly?
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Okay also that guy
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