Turn 3!ZMC - Brikguy0410
Commander Holt offers extra paid vacations to the person that can run the fastest. His troops get excited and get a 4 inch speed boost.

Some of the riflemen get in range of the Scythians and they gun down one while another redshirts for Scrambles.

Some more riflemen take out the lead Jetpacking Ninja With a Top Hat.

The rest of the ZMC infantry keep heading toward the Scythians.

The ZMC Whirling Death smashes through more obstructions. All of the Space Pirates bail out of the way safely.

The Whirling Death mows down two Scythians with its front
GT blades.
Space Ninjas - DayBoost_
The Spear Ninjas throw some of their spears at the Space Pirates and kill 2.

The Crossbow Ninjas snipe a Rocket Dorf from the Dorf Trike. The Mech pilot picks up a fallen crossbow while the black ninja moves towards Stargato.
Space Dorfs - lawmaster
The Dorf Artillery fires yet again and kills another Brittanian.

The remaining Rocket Dorf blows himself up while reloading his weapon. This also does one point of size damage to the Dorf Trike and stalls it for the turn.

The Dorfs move up and fire on the Brittanians, but only manage to kill one.
Blue Dudes - TheVengefulOne
The last assassin attempts to use the magikal trident to summon a sea monster.

He summons an octopus which immediately attacks the Professor General. The Professor General fights back.
BLAM!

The octopus dies.
Professor General: "Well, I say, this is some kind of 20,000 Leagues stuff. Always was a fan of Jules Verne."

The last Blue Dude rifleman whips off his pants and moons the Galaxy Patrol in a final act of defiance.
Order of the Holy Dragon - Duerer
The chainstaff troopers on the vehicle charge the Bad Dudes and kill one.

The two chainstaff troopers in back get off and one cuts a Bad Dude in half.

The rest of the Order keeps moving across the bridge.
Space Pirates - Arkbrik
The pirate with the flag opens a treasure chest and finds a crystal, but he cannot carry it without dropping something first.

One-Eyed Joe grabs one of the Ninja Mech's arms.
Joe: "Yarr! I'm gonna smash me some ninjas!"

Unfortunately, he ends up falling backwards and smashing one of his crew.
Joe: "Yarr! Oops!"

A bunch of the crew moves forward and fires at the ninjas with deadly force. They kill 3 Spear Ninjas.

The rest of the pirates move closer to the ninjas.
M-Throne - Archduke
The M-Throne troopers keep climbing the hill.

The ones in front fire at the Brittanians and kill one.

Then General Swackhammer swacks another Brittanian with his hammer. He does not survive.

Some riflemen exchange fire with the ZMC defense turrets, but neither side has any luck.

More troopers move forward towards the ZMC.

Although he didn't receive a response from the heroes, Andromadev decides to follow them anyways.
Brittanians - sahasrahla
The Professor General thinks about rigging the submarine to explode, but then remembers that he's a professor and not an engineer. That kind of mechanical labor is far beneath him. Instead, he decides to cut the Blue Dude assassin's head off. He is a general after all.

The remaining Brittanian infantryman moves to the submarine ruins and guns down a dorf.
Jeremiah - Silverdream
Jeremiah realizes that everyone is distracted and moves towards the dorfs. He manages to snipe one of them.
Rade - mgb519
Rade shoots and kills the remaining Blue Dude.
Faction Eliminated - Blue Dudes
He then moves to Duke Crystoph's location.
Duke Crystoph - Scratch
The Duke removes the dead body from the Pyramid Artillery.

He then commandeers it and fires at Olaf the Badass...


who manages to receive a redshirt.
Dorf: "Get down Mr. Olaf!"
Scythians - TastySkippy123
The Jetpacking Ninjas With Top Hats fly forward and gun down a ZMC rifleman.

Some Scythian riflemen get in range of the ZMC and take out another ZMC trooper.

What are these guys doing? The Scythian conehead division has never been known to retreat.
Wait, is that a bomb?

The bomb explodes next to the ZMC Whirling Death, dealing 2 points of size damage and taking out its front blades.

The healbot cures this guy's decapitation by removing an arm. It looks like you really can't beat Scythian healthcare.

Scrambles dashes forward to deliver a massive blow to this ZMC trooper's head. I don't think he's going to survive.
Nnoppuz and the Bad Dudes - bann154
Nnoppuz tries to summon a monster made out of the opposite of
GT
He manages to summon a shit monster.

Nnoppuz get on the beast's back.
Nnoppuz: "Forward my steed! The ZMC must pay!"
The shit monster does nothing.

This Bad Dude was inspired by the explosion and manages to do a point of size damage to the ZMC Whirling Death with his guns.

These other Bad Dudes engage in close combat with the Order and manage to kill one.
Galaxy Patrol - NPC
Commander Smith moves up to join the heroes.

The rest of his troops follow suit.
Space Cavalry - NPC, but still open
The Cavalry moves toward the trumpet and Billy goes and retreives it.
Billy: "I got it!"
Captain: "Good. Now we can get out of here."
Overviews:


Kill Table:Rade: 2
Jeremiah: 2
Duke Crystoph: 2
Galaxy Patrol: 2
M-Throne Empire: 1
Scythians: 2
ZMC: 7
Blue Dudes: 4, 1 Friendly Fire -
EliminatedSpace Pirates: 4
Brittanians: 5
Space Dorfs: 5, 2 Friendly Fire, Ninja Mech
Space Ninjas: 5
Nnoppuz and the Bad Dudes: 1
Order of the Holy Dragon: 2
Space Cavalry: 1
Orders for Turn 4 due 9/21!