Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 6 Posted (Ending)
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 2 Posted!
Yeah, definitely happy that nothing too bad happened to you. I hope that the NPC turn was acceptable.
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 2 Posted!
wow im sorry I completely forgot. Sending in turn 3 orders.
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 2 Posted!
Turn 3!
ZMC - Brikguy0410
Commander Holt offers extra paid vacations to the person that can run the fastest. His troops get excited and get a 4 inch speed boost.
Some of the riflemen get in range of the Scythians and they gun down one while another redshirts for Scrambles.
Some more riflemen take out the lead Jetpacking Ninja With a Top Hat.
The rest of the ZMC infantry keep heading toward the Scythians.
The ZMC Whirling Death smashes through more obstructions. All of the Space Pirates bail out of the way safely.
The Whirling Death mows down two Scythians with its front GT blades.
Space Ninjas - DayBoost_
The Spear Ninjas throw some of their spears at the Space Pirates and kill 2.
The Crossbow Ninjas snipe a Rocket Dorf from the Dorf Trike. The Mech pilot picks up a fallen crossbow while the black ninja moves towards Stargato.
Space Dorfs - lawmaster
The Dorf Artillery fires yet again and kills another Brittanian.
The remaining Rocket Dorf blows himself up while reloading his weapon. This also does one point of size damage to the Dorf Trike and stalls it for the turn.
The Dorfs move up and fire on the Brittanians, but only manage to kill one.
Blue Dudes - TheVengefulOne
The last assassin attempts to use the magikal trident to summon a sea monster.
He summons an octopus which immediately attacks the Professor General. The Professor General fights back.
BLAM!
The octopus dies.
Professor General: "Well, I say, this is some kind of 20,000 Leagues stuff. Always was a fan of Jules Verne."
The last Blue Dude rifleman whips off his pants and moons the Galaxy Patrol in a final act of defiance.
Order of the Holy Dragon - Duerer
The chainstaff troopers on the vehicle charge the Bad Dudes and kill one.
The two chainstaff troopers in back get off and one cuts a Bad Dude in half.
The rest of the Order keeps moving across the bridge.
Space Pirates - Arkbrik
The pirate with the flag opens a treasure chest and finds a crystal, but he cannot carry it without dropping something first.
One-Eyed Joe grabs one of the Ninja Mech's arms.
Joe: "Yarr! I'm gonna smash me some ninjas!"
Unfortunately, he ends up falling backwards and smashing one of his crew.
Joe: "Yarr! Oops!"
A bunch of the crew moves forward and fires at the ninjas with deadly force. They kill 3 Spear Ninjas.
The rest of the pirates move closer to the ninjas.
M-Throne - Archduke
The M-Throne troopers keep climbing the hill.
The ones in front fire at the Brittanians and kill one.
Then General Swackhammer swacks another Brittanian with his hammer. He does not survive.
Some riflemen exchange fire with the ZMC defense turrets, but neither side has any luck.
More troopers move forward towards the ZMC.
Although he didn't receive a response from the heroes, Andromadev decides to follow them anyways.
Brittanians - sahasrahla
The Professor General thinks about rigging the submarine to explode, but then remembers that he's a professor and not an engineer. That kind of mechanical labor is far beneath him. Instead, he decides to cut the Blue Dude assassin's head off. He is a general after all.
The remaining Brittanian infantryman moves to the submarine ruins and guns down a dorf.
Jeremiah - Silverdream
Jeremiah realizes that everyone is distracted and moves towards the dorfs. He manages to snipe one of them.
Rade - mgb519
Rade shoots and kills the remaining Blue Dude.
Faction Eliminated - Blue Dudes
He then moves to Duke Crystoph's location.
Duke Crystoph - Scratch
The Duke removes the dead body from the Pyramid Artillery.
He then commandeers it and fires at Olaf the Badass...
...who manages to receive a redshirt.
Dorf: "Get down Mr. Olaf!"
Scythians - TastySkippy123
The Jetpacking Ninjas With Top Hats fly forward and gun down a ZMC rifleman.
Some Scythian riflemen get in range of the ZMC and take out another ZMC trooper.
What are these guys doing? The Scythian conehead division has never been known to retreat.
Wait, is that a bomb?
The bomb explodes next to the ZMC Whirling Death, dealing 2 points of size damage and taking out its front blades.
The healbot cures this guy's decapitation by removing an arm. It looks like you really can't beat Scythian healthcare.
Scrambles dashes forward to deliver a massive blow to this ZMC trooper's head. I don't think he's going to survive.
Nnoppuz and the Bad Dudes - bann154
Nnoppuz tries to summon a monster made out of the opposite of GT
He manages to summon a shit monster.
Nnoppuz get on the beast's back.
Nnoppuz: "Forward my steed! The ZMC must pay!"
The shit monster does nothing.
This Bad Dude was inspired by the explosion and manages to do a point of size damage to the ZMC Whirling Death with his guns.
These other Bad Dudes engage in close combat with the Order and manage to kill one.
Galaxy Patrol - NPC
Commander Smith moves up to join the heroes.
The rest of his troops follow suit.
Space Cavalry - NPC, but still open
The Cavalry moves toward the trumpet and Billy goes and retreives it.
Billy: "I got it!"
Captain: "Good. Now we can get out of here."
Overviews:
Kill Table:
Rade: 2
Jeremiah: 2
Duke Crystoph: 2
Galaxy Patrol: 2
M-Throne Empire: 1
Scythians: 2
ZMC: 7
Blue Dudes: 4, 1 Friendly Fire - Eliminated
Space Pirates: 4
Brittanians: 5
Space Dorfs: 5, 2 Friendly Fire, Ninja Mech
Space Ninjas: 5
Nnoppuz and the Bad Dudes: 1
Order of the Holy Dragon: 2
Space Cavalry: 1
Orders for Turn 4 due 9/21!
ZMC - Brikguy0410
Commander Holt offers extra paid vacations to the person that can run the fastest. His troops get excited and get a 4 inch speed boost.
Some of the riflemen get in range of the Scythians and they gun down one while another redshirts for Scrambles.
Some more riflemen take out the lead Jetpacking Ninja With a Top Hat.
The rest of the ZMC infantry keep heading toward the Scythians.
The ZMC Whirling Death smashes through more obstructions. All of the Space Pirates bail out of the way safely.
The Whirling Death mows down two Scythians with its front GT blades.
Space Ninjas - DayBoost_
The Spear Ninjas throw some of their spears at the Space Pirates and kill 2.
The Crossbow Ninjas snipe a Rocket Dorf from the Dorf Trike. The Mech pilot picks up a fallen crossbow while the black ninja moves towards Stargato.
Space Dorfs - lawmaster
The Dorf Artillery fires yet again and kills another Brittanian.
The remaining Rocket Dorf blows himself up while reloading his weapon. This also does one point of size damage to the Dorf Trike and stalls it for the turn.
The Dorfs move up and fire on the Brittanians, but only manage to kill one.
Blue Dudes - TheVengefulOne
The last assassin attempts to use the magikal trident to summon a sea monster.
He summons an octopus which immediately attacks the Professor General. The Professor General fights back.
BLAM!
The octopus dies.
Professor General: "Well, I say, this is some kind of 20,000 Leagues stuff. Always was a fan of Jules Verne."
The last Blue Dude rifleman whips off his pants and moons the Galaxy Patrol in a final act of defiance.
Order of the Holy Dragon - Duerer
The chainstaff troopers on the vehicle charge the Bad Dudes and kill one.
The two chainstaff troopers in back get off and one cuts a Bad Dude in half.
The rest of the Order keeps moving across the bridge.
Space Pirates - Arkbrik
The pirate with the flag opens a treasure chest and finds a crystal, but he cannot carry it without dropping something first.
One-Eyed Joe grabs one of the Ninja Mech's arms.
Joe: "Yarr! I'm gonna smash me some ninjas!"
Unfortunately, he ends up falling backwards and smashing one of his crew.
Joe: "Yarr! Oops!"
A bunch of the crew moves forward and fires at the ninjas with deadly force. They kill 3 Spear Ninjas.
The rest of the pirates move closer to the ninjas.
M-Throne - Archduke
The M-Throne troopers keep climbing the hill.
The ones in front fire at the Brittanians and kill one.
Then General Swackhammer swacks another Brittanian with his hammer. He does not survive.
Some riflemen exchange fire with the ZMC defense turrets, but neither side has any luck.
More troopers move forward towards the ZMC.
Although he didn't receive a response from the heroes, Andromadev decides to follow them anyways.
Brittanians - sahasrahla
The Professor General thinks about rigging the submarine to explode, but then remembers that he's a professor and not an engineer. That kind of mechanical labor is far beneath him. Instead, he decides to cut the Blue Dude assassin's head off. He is a general after all.
The remaining Brittanian infantryman moves to the submarine ruins and guns down a dorf.
Jeremiah - Silverdream
Jeremiah realizes that everyone is distracted and moves towards the dorfs. He manages to snipe one of them.
Rade - mgb519
Rade shoots and kills the remaining Blue Dude.
Faction Eliminated - Blue Dudes
He then moves to Duke Crystoph's location.
Duke Crystoph - Scratch
The Duke removes the dead body from the Pyramid Artillery.
He then commandeers it and fires at Olaf the Badass...
...who manages to receive a redshirt.
Dorf: "Get down Mr. Olaf!"
Scythians - TastySkippy123
The Jetpacking Ninjas With Top Hats fly forward and gun down a ZMC rifleman.
Some Scythian riflemen get in range of the ZMC and take out another ZMC trooper.
What are these guys doing? The Scythian conehead division has never been known to retreat.
Wait, is that a bomb?
The bomb explodes next to the ZMC Whirling Death, dealing 2 points of size damage and taking out its front blades.
The healbot cures this guy's decapitation by removing an arm. It looks like you really can't beat Scythian healthcare.
Scrambles dashes forward to deliver a massive blow to this ZMC trooper's head. I don't think he's going to survive.
Nnoppuz and the Bad Dudes - bann154
Nnoppuz tries to summon a monster made out of the opposite of GT
He manages to summon a shit monster.
Nnoppuz get on the beast's back.
Nnoppuz: "Forward my steed! The ZMC must pay!"
The shit monster does nothing.
This Bad Dude was inspired by the explosion and manages to do a point of size damage to the ZMC Whirling Death with his guns.
These other Bad Dudes engage in close combat with the Order and manage to kill one.
Galaxy Patrol - NPC
Commander Smith moves up to join the heroes.
The rest of his troops follow suit.
Space Cavalry - NPC, but still open
The Cavalry moves toward the trumpet and Billy goes and retreives it.
Billy: "I got it!"
Captain: "Good. Now we can get out of here."
Overviews:
Kill Table:
Rade: 2
Jeremiah: 2
Duke Crystoph: 2
Galaxy Patrol: 2
M-Throne Empire: 1
Scythians: 2
ZMC: 7
Blue Dudes: 4, 1 Friendly Fire - Eliminated
Space Pirates: 4
Brittanians: 5
Space Dorfs: 5, 2 Friendly Fire, Ninja Mech
Space Ninjas: 5
Nnoppuz and the Bad Dudes: 1
Order of the Holy Dragon: 2
Space Cavalry: 1
Orders for Turn 4 due 9/21!
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 3 Posted!
The Space Calvary are Blue . . . Dudes, if no one else wants them, I'll take them.
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 3 Posted!
Im going away for three/four days, so someone else can take the Scythians if they want.
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 3 Posted!
It's okay, I'm going to be gone all of next week, so you'll be back in time to submit your orders.TastySkippy123 wrote:Im going away for three/four days, so someone else can take the Scythians if they want.
I have all the pictures taken for Turn 4, but need to finish the writeup still. Since I'm not going to get to it tonight, I'll probably have it up tomorrow. Orders will be due a week from Saturday (9/30) then.
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 3 Posted!
Turn 4!
Nnoppuz and the Bad Dudes - bann154
The Bad Dudes engage the Order of the Holy Dragon in melee combat, killing 2.
This Bad Dude fires at the ZMC Whirling Death again, but comes up empty this time.
Nnoppuz: "My steed, go forth! The ZMC must pay!"
But the shit monster does nothing. Is it even alive?
The Order of the Holy Dragon - Duerer
The Grand Marshal and the remaining chainstaff warrior continue the close combat with the Bad Dudes and manage to eliminate 2.
The Order riflemen keep moving forward. One fires at the Bad Dudes, but misses.
Space Pirates - Arkbrik
Some of the Space Pirates move towards the Space Ninjas.
These pirates move forward and fire, killing two ninjas.
These pirates try to engage Stargato, but one pirate dies to a counterattack.
The pirate robot also tries to attack Stargato, but he receives a redshirt from the remaining Black Ninja.
One-Eyed Joe grabs a staff from the nearby barrel.
He channels some pirate majik to explode a crossbow ninja.
One-Eyed Joe: "Yarr!"
The pirate with the flag goes over to Rade and offers a parley.
Brittanians - sahasrahla
The Professor General and the remaining Brittanian rifleman move towards the Dorf Artillery and kill its pilot.
Duke Crystoph - Scratch
The Duke fires at Olaf again, but misses.
Duke Crystoph: "Take the gun and keep shelling that dorf!"
He then retrieves his gauss cannon.
M-Throne - Archduke
The M-Throne troopers on this side of the map move forward and the riflemen take out three dorfs while the OT shield blocks General Swackhammer's hammer.
Two M-Throne troopers on this side of the map fall to response fire from the ZMC defense turrets.
More troops move up and fire at Commander Holt, but he receives a redshirt.
The rest of the M-Throne troopers move forward.
Andromadev keeps following Duke Crystoph.
Space Dorfs - lawmaster
Olaf is angered by the spilled beer that his dead soldier dropped.
He starts chugging both his and the rest of the one on the ground in order to bring himself to a drunken rage.
Unfortunately, he just falls over drunk.
The dorfs drop their rifles and pick up fallen close combat weapons.
The OTC dorf inflicts massive damage to General Swackhammer. Needless to say, he does not survive.
Dorfs: "For Dorfheim!"
They charge forward with their melee weapons and kill three M-Throne riflemen.
The pilot of the Dorf Trike gets out, grabs one of the fallen rocket launchers, and reloads it.
He then fires at the de-meched ninja pilot.
The ninja pilot explodes.
Space Cavalry - Now played by TheVengefulOne
Billy cleans off his trumpet and gives it a blow.
Captain: "A pirate! Bring him down boys!"
They all fire at the pirate with the flag and kill him.
Scythians - TastySkippy123
Scrambles leaps up and brings his OTC chainstaff down on the ZMC Whirling Death. It explodes brilliantly.
The two Scythians in the back move towards the ZMC. The healbot fails to heal another decapitated trooper.
The Scythian riflemen in the front of the group move up and fire at the ZMC, killing one.
The Jetpacking Ninjas with Top Hats land and get into close combat with the ZMC troops. They manage to take out 2.
Space Ninjas - DayBoost_
Stargato kills a pirate.
ZMC - Brikguy0410
The ZMC heavies move up and take out three M-Throne troopers with the assistance of Commander Holt.
One of the defense turrets takes out another.
On the other side, the ZMC heavy weapons specialists and the riflemen kill 2 of the Jetpacking Ninjas with Top Hats.
A ZMC heavy takes out a third.
A Scythian rifleman falls to the fire of the ZMC hardsuits and the mining bot.
Rade - mgb519
Rade pulls out his hip flask and offers it to the Space Cavalry as a peace offering. They accept it.
Then Rade kills a dorf with his guns.
Jeremiah - Silverdream (NPCed due to lack of orders)
Jeremiah moves to the cover of the downed Brittanian sub and fires at the dorfs, but he misses.
Galaxy Patrol - NPC
Commander Smith moves to the ruins and takes out a dorf.
The Galaxy Patrol troopers move up with the little tank. One trooper jumps into the Pyramid Artillery and fires...
...and Olaf the Badass is no more.
Overviews:
Kill Table:
Rade: 3
Jeremiah: 2
Duke Crystoph: 2
Galaxy Patrol: 4
M-Throne Empire: 5
Scythians: 5, ZMC Whirling Death
ZMC: 17
Blue Dudes: 4, 1 Friendly Fire - Eliminated
Space Pirates: 7
Brittanians: 5
Space Dorfs: 10, 2 Friendly Fire, Ninja Mech
Space Ninjas: 6
Nnoppuz and the Bad Dudes: 3
Order of the Holy Dragon: 4
Space Cavalry: 2
Orders for Turn 5 due 9/30!
Nnoppuz and the Bad Dudes - bann154
The Bad Dudes engage the Order of the Holy Dragon in melee combat, killing 2.
This Bad Dude fires at the ZMC Whirling Death again, but comes up empty this time.
Nnoppuz: "My steed, go forth! The ZMC must pay!"
But the shit monster does nothing. Is it even alive?
The Order of the Holy Dragon - Duerer
The Grand Marshal and the remaining chainstaff warrior continue the close combat with the Bad Dudes and manage to eliminate 2.
The Order riflemen keep moving forward. One fires at the Bad Dudes, but misses.
Space Pirates - Arkbrik
Some of the Space Pirates move towards the Space Ninjas.
These pirates move forward and fire, killing two ninjas.
These pirates try to engage Stargato, but one pirate dies to a counterattack.
The pirate robot also tries to attack Stargato, but he receives a redshirt from the remaining Black Ninja.
One-Eyed Joe grabs a staff from the nearby barrel.
He channels some pirate majik to explode a crossbow ninja.
One-Eyed Joe: "Yarr!"
The pirate with the flag goes over to Rade and offers a parley.
Brittanians - sahasrahla
The Professor General and the remaining Brittanian rifleman move towards the Dorf Artillery and kill its pilot.
Duke Crystoph - Scratch
The Duke fires at Olaf again, but misses.
Duke Crystoph: "Take the gun and keep shelling that dorf!"
He then retrieves his gauss cannon.
M-Throne - Archduke
The M-Throne troopers on this side of the map move forward and the riflemen take out three dorfs while the OT shield blocks General Swackhammer's hammer.
Two M-Throne troopers on this side of the map fall to response fire from the ZMC defense turrets.
More troops move up and fire at Commander Holt, but he receives a redshirt.
The rest of the M-Throne troopers move forward.
Andromadev keeps following Duke Crystoph.
Space Dorfs - lawmaster
Olaf is angered by the spilled beer that his dead soldier dropped.
He starts chugging both his and the rest of the one on the ground in order to bring himself to a drunken rage.
Unfortunately, he just falls over drunk.
The dorfs drop their rifles and pick up fallen close combat weapons.
The OTC dorf inflicts massive damage to General Swackhammer. Needless to say, he does not survive.
Dorfs: "For Dorfheim!"
They charge forward with their melee weapons and kill three M-Throne riflemen.
The pilot of the Dorf Trike gets out, grabs one of the fallen rocket launchers, and reloads it.
He then fires at the de-meched ninja pilot.
The ninja pilot explodes.
Space Cavalry - Now played by TheVengefulOne
Billy cleans off his trumpet and gives it a blow.
Captain: "A pirate! Bring him down boys!"
They all fire at the pirate with the flag and kill him.
Scythians - TastySkippy123
Scrambles leaps up and brings his OTC chainstaff down on the ZMC Whirling Death. It explodes brilliantly.
The two Scythians in the back move towards the ZMC. The healbot fails to heal another decapitated trooper.
The Scythian riflemen in the front of the group move up and fire at the ZMC, killing one.
The Jetpacking Ninjas with Top Hats land and get into close combat with the ZMC troops. They manage to take out 2.
Space Ninjas - DayBoost_
Stargato kills a pirate.
ZMC - Brikguy0410
The ZMC heavies move up and take out three M-Throne troopers with the assistance of Commander Holt.
One of the defense turrets takes out another.
On the other side, the ZMC heavy weapons specialists and the riflemen kill 2 of the Jetpacking Ninjas with Top Hats.
A ZMC heavy takes out a third.
A Scythian rifleman falls to the fire of the ZMC hardsuits and the mining bot.
Rade - mgb519
Rade pulls out his hip flask and offers it to the Space Cavalry as a peace offering. They accept it.
Then Rade kills a dorf with his guns.
Jeremiah - Silverdream (NPCed due to lack of orders)
Jeremiah moves to the cover of the downed Brittanian sub and fires at the dorfs, but he misses.
Galaxy Patrol - NPC
Commander Smith moves to the ruins and takes out a dorf.
The Galaxy Patrol troopers move up with the little tank. One trooper jumps into the Pyramid Artillery and fires...
...and Olaf the Badass is no more.
Overviews:
Kill Table:
Rade: 3
Jeremiah: 2
Duke Crystoph: 2
Galaxy Patrol: 4
M-Throne Empire: 5
Scythians: 5, ZMC Whirling Death
ZMC: 17
Blue Dudes: 4, 1 Friendly Fire - Eliminated
Space Pirates: 7
Brittanians: 5
Space Dorfs: 10, 2 Friendly Fire, Ninja Mech
Space Ninjas: 6
Nnoppuz and the Bad Dudes: 3
Order of the Holy Dragon: 4
Space Cavalry: 2
Orders for Turn 5 due 9/30!
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 3 Posted!
Wow, 4 turns trekking across the battlefield and my ambassador gets killed by a fucking cowboy. No sidequest for you assassins then.
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 3 Posted!
Those Space Ninjas have been busy!Zupponn wrote: Kill Table:
Rade: 3
Jeremiah: 2
Duke Crystoph: 2
Galaxy Patrol: 4
M-Throne Empire: 5
Scythians: 5, ZMC Whirling Death
ZMC: 17
Blue Dudes: 4, 1 Friendly Fire - Eliminated
Space Pirates: 7
Brittanians: 5
Space Dorfs: 10, 2 Friendly Fire, Ninja Mech
Space Ninjas: 69
Nnoppuz and the Bad Dudes: 3
Order of the Holy Dragon: 4
Space Cavalry: 2
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 3 Posted!
wait wait wait.... I've killed 69 people?!
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 3 Posted!
word buttplugs, guys
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 3 Posted!
Yeah, it's supposed to be six.DayBoost_ wrote:wait wait wait.... I've killed 69 people?!
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 5 Posted!
Turn 5!
ZMC - Brikguy0410
Commander Holt and the ZMC heavies charge forward and eliminate 2 M-Throne troopers.
The ZMC riflemen and heavy weapons specialists on the other side take out 2 Scythians.
Then the 2 ZMC hardsuits and the ZMC Mining Bot fire at Scrambles, but 2 redshirts save him.
These 2 heavies move up.
The Order of the Holy Dragon - Duerer
The remaining OTC chainstaff trooper kills a Bad Dude.
2 more Bad Dudes fall to Order rifle fire.
The Grand Marshal starts praying fervently while the Order riflemen form a circle and start chanting.
KABOOM!
The Holy Dragon has been summoned!
Holy Dragon: "ROAR!"
Holy Dragon: "You are not from this Brikverse..."
Holy Dragon: "...so you must burn!"
Holy Dragon: "ROAR!"
Space Pirates - Arkbrik
This pirate bot fins some dynamite in a barrel.
It gives it a toss towards the Space Cavalry.
But it does nothing.
Two pirates try to find something useful in the wreckage of the ninja mech, but the cannot find anything.
These other pirates climb the nearby hill and look at the burning shit.
Pirate: "This here smells worse than we do."
One-Eyed Joe approaches Stargato.
One-Eyed Joe: "Yarr! Dishonorable ninja! I challenge you to a duel!"
Stargato: "Dishonorable? How dare you insult my honor! A duel it is!"
They move to the empty Scythian base to fight to the death.
The two heroes charge each other.
And to start, Stargato gets the upper hand.
One-Eyed Joe loses a cutlass.
But he fights on.
And takes not only Stargato's sword, but also his hand.
The cutlass finds its mark.
FACTION ELIMINATED - Space Ninjas
Brittanians - sahasrahla
The Professor General removes the body from the Dorf Artillery and the remaining rifleman sets up response fire to cover him.
The Professor General gets in the Dorf Artillery, and with his impressive knowledge of physics, kills an M-Throne trooper.
Space Cavalry - TheVengefulOne
The Cavalry ride to the outside of Dorfheim and grab some beer.
They then decide to go fishing.
Jeremiah - Silverdream
Jeremiah starts charging forward.
He skewers a dorf with his sniper rifle.
And headshots another.
BLAM!
Duke Crystoph - Scratch
The Duke leaps onto a nearby wall and kills a dorf.
He then goes over to the submarine ruins.
Crystoph: "Commander Smith! We need to get out of here! Things are starting to heat up!"
Commander Smith: "I'll get right on it!"
M-Throne - Archduke
The M-Throne chainsaw troopers take out 2 ZMC heavies.
The riflemen then take out a ZMC gunner.
These melee troopers fail to damage the OT shield dorf.
Two riflemen fire at the Professor General, but also fail to do any damage.
Response fire from the Brittanian rifleman proves to be deadly though, killing one M-Throne trooper.
Three more M-Throne riflemen get behind the OT shield dorf's shield and pepper him with gunfire.
Andromadev goes over here.
Bad Dudes (Nnoppuz is dead) - bann154
The last Bad Dude looks up at the Holy Dragon.
Bad Dude: "I'm not getting paid enough for this shit."
Bad Dude: "Fuck THAT"
He teleports away.
FACTION ESCAPED - Bad Dudes
Scythians - TastySkippy123 (NPCed due to lack of orders)
Scrambles dashes forward and eliminates a ZMC heavy.
The Healbot fails to heal the dead trooper.
Rade - mgb519 (NPCed due to lack of orders)
Rade moves to cover.
Rade: "Commander! Ready for Evac!"
Galaxy Patrol - NPC
The Galaxy Patrol consolidates their position.
Commander Smith: "This is Commander Smith requesting evac, over."
Radio: "Roger Commander. Evac is on its way."
Space Dorfs - lawmaster(NPCed due to lack of orders)
The last dorf, the Dorf Trike's pilot, sneaks away off the map.
FACTION ESCAPED - Space Dorfs
Overviews:
Kill Table:
Rade: 3
Jeremiah: 4
Duke Crystoph: 3
Galaxy Patrol: 4
M-Throne Empire: 9
Scythians: 6, ZMC Whirling Death
ZMC: 23
Blue Dudes: 4, 1 Friendly Fire - Eliminated
Space Pirates: 8
Brittanians: 7
Space Dorfs: 10, 2 Friendly Fire, Ninja Mech - Escaped
Space Ninjas: 6 - Eliminated
Nnoppuz and the Bad Dudes: 3 - Escaped
Order of the Holy Dragon: 8, Shit Monster
Space Cavalry: 2
Orders for Turn 6 due 10/4!
ZMC - Brikguy0410
Commander Holt and the ZMC heavies charge forward and eliminate 2 M-Throne troopers.
The ZMC riflemen and heavy weapons specialists on the other side take out 2 Scythians.
Then the 2 ZMC hardsuits and the ZMC Mining Bot fire at Scrambles, but 2 redshirts save him.
These 2 heavies move up.
The Order of the Holy Dragon - Duerer
The remaining OTC chainstaff trooper kills a Bad Dude.
2 more Bad Dudes fall to Order rifle fire.
The Grand Marshal starts praying fervently while the Order riflemen form a circle and start chanting.
KABOOM!
The Holy Dragon has been summoned!
Holy Dragon: "ROAR!"
Holy Dragon: "You are not from this Brikverse..."
Holy Dragon: "...so you must burn!"
Holy Dragon: "ROAR!"
Space Pirates - Arkbrik
This pirate bot fins some dynamite in a barrel.
It gives it a toss towards the Space Cavalry.
But it does nothing.
Two pirates try to find something useful in the wreckage of the ninja mech, but the cannot find anything.
These other pirates climb the nearby hill and look at the burning shit.
Pirate: "This here smells worse than we do."
One-Eyed Joe approaches Stargato.
One-Eyed Joe: "Yarr! Dishonorable ninja! I challenge you to a duel!"
Stargato: "Dishonorable? How dare you insult my honor! A duel it is!"
They move to the empty Scythian base to fight to the death.
The two heroes charge each other.
And to start, Stargato gets the upper hand.
One-Eyed Joe loses a cutlass.
But he fights on.
And takes not only Stargato's sword, but also his hand.
The cutlass finds its mark.
FACTION ELIMINATED - Space Ninjas
Brittanians - sahasrahla
The Professor General removes the body from the Dorf Artillery and the remaining rifleman sets up response fire to cover him.
The Professor General gets in the Dorf Artillery, and with his impressive knowledge of physics, kills an M-Throne trooper.
Space Cavalry - TheVengefulOne
The Cavalry ride to the outside of Dorfheim and grab some beer.
They then decide to go fishing.
Jeremiah - Silverdream
Jeremiah starts charging forward.
He skewers a dorf with his sniper rifle.
And headshots another.
BLAM!
Duke Crystoph - Scratch
The Duke leaps onto a nearby wall and kills a dorf.
He then goes over to the submarine ruins.
Crystoph: "Commander Smith! We need to get out of here! Things are starting to heat up!"
Commander Smith: "I'll get right on it!"
M-Throne - Archduke
The M-Throne chainsaw troopers take out 2 ZMC heavies.
The riflemen then take out a ZMC gunner.
These melee troopers fail to damage the OT shield dorf.
Two riflemen fire at the Professor General, but also fail to do any damage.
Response fire from the Brittanian rifleman proves to be deadly though, killing one M-Throne trooper.
Three more M-Throne riflemen get behind the OT shield dorf's shield and pepper him with gunfire.
Andromadev goes over here.
Bad Dudes (Nnoppuz is dead) - bann154
The last Bad Dude looks up at the Holy Dragon.
Bad Dude: "I'm not getting paid enough for this shit."
Bad Dude: "Fuck THAT"
He teleports away.
FACTION ESCAPED - Bad Dudes
Scythians - TastySkippy123 (NPCed due to lack of orders)
Scrambles dashes forward and eliminates a ZMC heavy.
The Healbot fails to heal the dead trooper.
Rade - mgb519 (NPCed due to lack of orders)
Rade moves to cover.
Rade: "Commander! Ready for Evac!"
Galaxy Patrol - NPC
The Galaxy Patrol consolidates their position.
Commander Smith: "This is Commander Smith requesting evac, over."
Radio: "Roger Commander. Evac is on its way."
Space Dorfs - lawmaster(NPCed due to lack of orders)
The last dorf, the Dorf Trike's pilot, sneaks away off the map.
FACTION ESCAPED - Space Dorfs
Overviews:
Kill Table:
Rade: 3
Jeremiah: 4
Duke Crystoph: 3
Galaxy Patrol: 4
M-Throne Empire: 9
Scythians: 6, ZMC Whirling Death
ZMC: 23
Blue Dudes: 4, 1 Friendly Fire - Eliminated
Space Pirates: 8
Brittanians: 7
Space Dorfs: 10, 2 Friendly Fire, Ninja Mech - Escaped
Space Ninjas: 6 - Eliminated
Nnoppuz and the Bad Dudes: 3 - Escaped
Order of the Holy Dragon: 8, Shit Monster
Space Cavalry: 2
Orders for Turn 6 due 10/4!
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Re: Dorf Assassins (BrikwaRPG4?) - Turn 5 Posted!
shit's getting INTENSE